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MaximumBob ❌👑
@maximumbob.bsky.social
The most Bob you can get

If you use AI to write, just know I think less of you.
Josie says that’s a capital idea Darth. We’ll see you on the other side.
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It’s not a trap. I’m sure it’s fine.
October 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
No cheating, post the most recent pic of your pet.
August 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Josie says “hey”
August 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
@schumer.senate.gov should resign from leadership, because he’s not a leader.
June 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
He appears to have nuked his account (or has had his account nuked for him.)
May 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
May 18, 2025 at 12:21 PM
One pot of Dan’s #CookingForLieutenants tomato soup.

Not bad, but will have to try again when it’s actually tomato season. Any flavor deficiencies are purely the fault of moi and supermarket tomatoes. 🍅
May 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Timeline synchronicity
April 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
@morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social, who went to Mar A Lago to bend the knee to Trump, posted this and disabled replies and quote skeets.

Sit down and STFU Joe.
March 4, 2025 at 12:23 PM
repost with the first album you bought with your own money
February 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"Meta has spent over $100 billion on VR"
February 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This lass is 57% pitbull!
February 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Maybe we if we complain loudly enough we can get real Democratic leadership that is up to the moment! Because we sure don’t have it now!
January 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Neither did this guy, and now he’s crazy about them.
January 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
January 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
“You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?”
January 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
He did all that bad stuff, yes. Except twitter isn’t even close to the largest social media platform. It’s not even in the top 10.
December 28, 2024 at 4:39 PM
If you see this, post a vampire 🦇
December 25, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Hey, look who’s on the overhead video feed on the Trenitalia train to Florence! It’s the @philplait.bsky.social, the Bad Astronomer!
December 4, 2024 at 11:36 AM
I think I have a contender
December 1, 2024 at 9:18 PM
@thedemocrats.bsky.social

What the chicken fried fuck is this? If you’re not going to fight, you’re never going to rebuild because you’re setting your support on fire.
November 16, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Timeline (unfortunate) synchronicity
November 12, 2024 at 3:56 AM
I gotchu, @polls.pizza
November 5, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Ok, but have you considered…?
October 28, 2024 at 1:26 AM