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Remember the era of cinema where you just put Will Ferrell in a sports uniform and that was a movie?
July 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Remember the era of cinema where you just put Will Ferrell in a sports uniform and that was a movie?
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it’s absurd that NYT forced him to delete these skeets, which … convey the factual information that Zohran Mamdani is, in fact, a man of South Asian descent who was born and raised in Africa, and that the pseudonymous source of the hacked material is a white supremacist eugenicist.
July 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
it’s absurd that NYT forced him to delete these skeets, which … convey the factual information that Zohran Mamdani is, in fact, a man of South Asian descent who was born and raised in Africa, and that the pseudonymous source of the hacked material is a white supremacist eugenicist.
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The Onion has sent the following letter to all 535 members of Congress. This special edition will be in their physical mailboxes as they return from recess tomorrow.
We hope it inspires them to continue to cower as our essential liberties are systematically dismantled.
theonion.com/letter-to-co...
We hope it inspires them to continue to cower as our essential liberties are systematically dismantled.
theonion.com/letter-to-co...
June 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The Onion has sent the following letter to all 535 members of Congress. This special edition will be in their physical mailboxes as they return from recess tomorrow.
We hope it inspires them to continue to cower as our essential liberties are systematically dismantled.
theonion.com/letter-to-co...
We hope it inspires them to continue to cower as our essential liberties are systematically dismantled.
theonion.com/letter-to-co...
Please make your free throws. #NBAFinals
June 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Please make your free throws. #NBAFinals
Disaster so early in the game.
June 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Disaster so early in the game.
Any time I get on a plane and I don't see the pilots making small talk, I'm worried. #TheRehearsal
June 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Any time I get on a plane and I don't see the pilots making small talk, I'm worried. #TheRehearsal
What's it feel like to have your bag be the first one out on the carousel at the baggage claim? I wouldn't know but I bet it just kicks ass.
June 12, 2025 at 12:05 PM
What's it feel like to have your bag be the first one out on the carousel at the baggage claim? I wouldn't know but I bet it just kicks ass.
Seems unlikely that OKC will drop another one at home, buuuuuuuut that would be pretty cool.
June 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Seems unlikely that OKC will drop another one at home, buuuuuuuut that would be pretty cool.
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reggie miller has described two consecutive made buckets as a "4-0 run" twice tonight. if he calls something a 2-0 run i will mail him $100
June 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
reggie miller has described two consecutive made buckets as a "4-0 run" twice tonight. if he calls something a 2-0 run i will mail him $100
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Mitchell Robinson is crushing so far.
June 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Mitchell Robinson is crushing so far.
Can anyone get Nathan Fielder on the line?
We’re working on a story about the science of air traffic control. You’ve seen what’s going on at Newark airport. What do you want to know about the science of keeping our airways safe?
Call 877-4-SCIFRI with your question.
Call 877-4-SCIFRI with your question.
May 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Can anyone get Nathan Fielder on the line?
Such a sloppy first half from the Knicks. Not playing like they're down 2-0 in the series.
May 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Such a sloppy first half from the Knicks. Not playing like they're down 2-0 in the series.
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I did some shoe-leather reporting on the story that has all of America buzzing. And what I found, will shock you. defector.com/is-jon-heyma...
Defector Investigates: Is Jon Heyman Paying Too Much For Blueberries? | Defector
As a general rule, you do not want to know what sportswriters are eating. Assume that it’s happening at strange times and in strange ways. Some of this is due to the specific pressures of the job; som...
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May 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I did some shoe-leather reporting on the story that has all of America buzzing. And what I found, will shock you. defector.com/is-jon-heyma...
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40% of Republicans say the COVID-19 vaccine has probably or definitely killed more people than the COVID-19 virus.
May 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Chicago Sun-Times And Philadelphia Inquirer Publish Huge Summer Insert Of Pure, Uncut Chatbot Slop | Defector
Over this past weekend, the Chicago Sun-Times and Philadelphia Inquirer‘s weekend editions included identical huge “Best of Summer” inserts; in the Inquirer‘s digital edition the insert runs 54 pages,...
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May 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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May 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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you’re scared of a bug? afraid of a frogs most delicious treat? fearful of the toads delight?
May 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
you’re scared of a bug? afraid of a frogs most delicious treat? fearful of the toads delight?
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"This feature has become very popular among people who have no imagination" is perhaps one of the best and most damning things you can say about people who use gen-AI to regurgitate artbarf as if it's anything other than digital particleboard.
More journalists need to talk about this the way Japanese articles do
April 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
"This feature has become very popular among people who have no imagination" is perhaps one of the best and most damning things you can say about people who use gen-AI to regurgitate artbarf as if it's anything other than digital particleboard.
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the pitt should change its name to the hospital since i think it’s about people in a hospital
April 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
the pitt should change its name to the hospital since i think it’s about people in a hospital
This Walmsley guy might be pretty good at running.
March 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
This Walmsley guy might be pretty good at running.
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Trump called out Maine for resisting his executive order on transgender athletes.
Trump: "Are you not going to comply with that?”
Gov. Janet Mills: "I'm complying with the state and federal laws."
Trump said "we are the federal law" and threatened to withhold funding.
Mills: "See you in court."
Trump: "Are you not going to comply with that?”
Gov. Janet Mills: "I'm complying with the state and federal laws."
Trump said "we are the federal law" and threatened to withhold funding.
Mills: "See you in court."
February 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Trump called out Maine for resisting his executive order on transgender athletes.
Trump: "Are you not going to comply with that?”
Gov. Janet Mills: "I'm complying with the state and federal laws."
Trump said "we are the federal law" and threatened to withhold funding.
Mills: "See you in court."
Trump: "Are you not going to comply with that?”
Gov. Janet Mills: "I'm complying with the state and federal laws."
Trump said "we are the federal law" and threatened to withhold funding.
Mills: "See you in court."
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The quickest way to a man’s heart is to insert a needle between the xiphoid process and left costal margin at a 15-to-30-degree angle, directed towards the left shoulder
February 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
The quickest way to a man’s heart is to insert a needle between the xiphoid process and left costal margin at a 15-to-30-degree angle, directed towards the left shoulder
Huge wins yesterday for Riley Brady and Seth Ruhling at Black Canyon 100 k. Great performances.
February 9, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Huge wins yesterday for Riley Brady and Seth Ruhling at Black Canyon 100 k. Great performances.