Max Cogert
@maxcogert.bsky.social
Arronofsky AI thing looks like shit, sure, but it also looks like shit in the same way that every AI demo video looks like shit. Same zooms, angles, expressions. The new king of being a lazy pos.
January 29, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Arronofsky AI thing looks like shit, sure, but it also looks like shit in the same way that every AI demo video looks like shit. Same zooms, angles, expressions. The new king of being a lazy pos.
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i'd really love a day that hits me like, say, only a half ton of bricks
January 26, 2026 at 3:13 PM
i'd really love a day that hits me like, say, only a half ton of bricks
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Haven’t posted on here in a bit but came back to say FUCK ICE.
January 23, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Haven’t posted on here in a bit but came back to say FUCK ICE.
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tis only tuesday and thou feels like a piece of shit? verily, join thy clubbe
January 21, 2026 at 12:03 AM
tis only tuesday and thou feels like a piece of shit? verily, join thy clubbe
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Me at the @perennialtheband.bsky.social gig when they asked if we wanted to go to a haunted house
January 18, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Me at the @perennialtheband.bsky.social gig when they asked if we wanted to go to a haunted house
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Just saw this. Stay safe Tacoma homies. Remember that you do NOT have to answer your door without a warrant
PLEASE SHARE: ICE IS ALLEGEDLY GOING DOOR TO DOOR IN TACOMA, WA ON PACIFIC AND 76TH
January 12, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Just saw this. Stay safe Tacoma homies. Remember that you do NOT have to answer your door without a warrant
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Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
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They're not just doing tyranny, they're doing the *exact* things listed in the Declaration of Independence that the colonists accused the king of. It's surreal
January 8, 2026 at 12:37 AM
They're not just doing tyranny, they're doing the *exact* things listed in the Declaration of Independence that the colonists accused the king of. It's surreal
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The first two hours this morning
January 5, 2026 at 11:21 AM
The first two hours this morning
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Yes, hello? I don’t think 2026 is working properly. I’d like to cancel my free 5 day trial please.
January 4, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Yes, hello? I don’t think 2026 is working properly. I’d like to cancel my free 5 day trial please.
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You will be having a great 2026. Yes: You 🫵
December 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
You will be having a great 2026. Yes: You 🫵
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Hi hello I have a LOST DOG! We found this young lady skittering across the street at around 11:00am today (12/29/25) near 6613 East Green Lake Way N between N 66th St and Sunnyside Ave N in Seattle! (Next to Green Lake Park)
December 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Hi hello I have a LOST DOG! We found this young lady skittering across the street at around 11:00am today (12/29/25) near 6613 East Green Lake Way N between N 66th St and Sunnyside Ave N in Seattle! (Next to Green Lake Park)
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What a beautiful way to summarize the past year
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
What a beautiful way to summarize the past year
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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Where lies the strangling fritter that came from the hand of the baker I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead to share with the worms that gather on the overpass…
Abandoned apple fritter or bear claw clinging to existence on the NE 21st Ave I-84 overpass for any who wish to partake. Took a bite. Delicious.
December 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Where lies the strangling fritter that came from the hand of the baker I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead to share with the worms that gather on the overpass…
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You ever think about how Brian Eno was really accurate when named that album “Music for Airports”?
December 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
You ever think about how Brian Eno was really accurate when named that album “Music for Airports”?
Ngl kinda tired of working in the private sector. Would love a job that isn’t just about money all the time, yknow?
December 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Ngl kinda tired of working in the private sector. Would love a job that isn’t just about money all the time, yknow?
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This is fantastic news, a triumph of medicine! And the overall cervical cancer rate in Oz is dropping, too, almost certainly due to HPV vaccinations.
And exactly the sort of progress RFK Jr. is trying to kill. Along with killing our citizens.
And exactly the sort of progress RFK Jr. is trying to kill. Along with killing our citizens.
Congrats to Australia, this is really cool!
report.cervicalcancercontrol.org.au
report.cervicalcancercontrol.org.au
December 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is fantastic news, a triumph of medicine! And the overall cervical cancer rate in Oz is dropping, too, almost certainly due to HPV vaccinations.
And exactly the sort of progress RFK Jr. is trying to kill. Along with killing our citizens.
And exactly the sort of progress RFK Jr. is trying to kill. Along with killing our citizens.
Watching a drum gear demo on youtube and the guy says “here’s what this sounds like” and before he can play it cuts to a toilet paper ad. 10/10 timing.
December 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Watching a drum gear demo on youtube and the guy says “here’s what this sounds like” and before he can play it cuts to a toilet paper ad. 10/10 timing.
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It's your birthday, Duane.
December 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It's your birthday, Duane.
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Steven Drozd appreciation post
December 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Steven Drozd appreciation post
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I Fucking Love Art
December 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I Fucking Love Art