Matt Wagner
@mattwag.bsky.social
Recovering news addict trying to focus on other things.
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Matt Wagner
@mattwag.bsky.social
· Oct 17
I see a lot of new users are showing up, and I should probably put this out there.
Do you like legendary comic book creator, Matt Wagner?
So do I!
However, I am a secret other Matt Wagner that is not in any way affiliated with him.
Do you like legendary comic book creator, Matt Wagner?
So do I!
However, I am a secret other Matt Wagner that is not in any way affiliated with him.
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"Sir, we've won every skirmish! The enemy is on the run!"
"Then let's take them by surprise with an unexpected surrender!"
"Then let's take them by surprise with an unexpected surrender!"
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
"Sir, we've won every skirmish! The enemy is on the run!"
"Then let's take them by surprise with an unexpected surrender!"
"Then let's take them by surprise with an unexpected surrender!"
This is so unbelievably disheartening
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This is so unbelievably disheartening
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November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This is what happens when food insecurity becomes the norm.
SNAP funding needs to be restored now.
SNAP funding needs to be restored now.
Is your child secretly hoarding fresh produce? Check if they're using these acronyms...
LOL: lots of lettuce
YOLO: yummy oranges locked, organized
ASAP: apples sold and pocketed
FOMO: fennel, oyster mushrooms, oregano
AFAIK: all figs are in knapsack
BRB: bought radicchio boxes
LOL: lots of lettuce
YOLO: yummy oranges locked, organized
ASAP: apples sold and pocketed
FOMO: fennel, oyster mushrooms, oregano
AFAIK: all figs are in knapsack
BRB: bought radicchio boxes
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
This is what happens when food insecurity becomes the norm.
SNAP funding needs to be restored now.
SNAP funding needs to be restored now.
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"A promise of a vote on healthcare"
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
"A promise of a vote on healthcare"
Rousing election victories.
President forcing states to not feed people.
Time to surrender and get a wink and a promise of a potential vote in exchange!
President forcing states to not feed people.
Time to surrender and get a wink and a promise of a potential vote in exchange!
November 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Rousing election victories.
President forcing states to not feed people.
Time to surrender and get a wink and a promise of a potential vote in exchange!
President forcing states to not feed people.
Time to surrender and get a wink and a promise of a potential vote in exchange!
It’s like he has a camera in my house.
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It’s like he has a camera in my house.
Why don’t we just provide MedBeds for everyone directly?
“In other words, take from the BIG, BAD Insurance Companies, give it to the people, and terminate, per Dollar spent, the worst Healthcare anywhere in the World, ObamaCare.”
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Why don’t we just provide MedBeds for everyone directly?
Frantically looking for headlines about the Hero Hero being found not guilty.
November 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Frantically looking for headlines about the Hero Hero being found not guilty.
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Nan mais y'a un moment quand on charge avec des T'au aussi faut pas s'étonner du résultat
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Nan mais y'a un moment quand on charge avec des T'au aussi faut pas s'étonner du résultat
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WHICH WAY IS THE OVAL OFFICE?
November 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
WHICH WAY IS THE OVAL OFFICE?
This font screams “Live, Laugh, Oval Office”
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This font screams “Live, Laugh, Oval Office”
It’s normal to be jealous of states and cities that have elections when you don’t, right?
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
It’s normal to be jealous of states and cities that have elections when you don’t, right?
I hope to never be asked, under oath, “Do you recognize that sandwich?”
Defense is now questioning Lairmore on cross-examination. They show a video still of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground, post-throw.
"Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks.
Lairmore won't confirm.
"I did not go back to collect it," he says.
"Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks.
Lairmore won't confirm.
"I did not go back to collect it," he says.
November 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I hope to never be asked, under oath, “Do you recognize that sandwich?”
I can still smell the mustard and onions.
a close up of a person 's face wearing a knitted hat
ALT: a close up of a person 's face wearing a knitted hat
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I can still smell the mustard and onions.
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If you are in line to make a “stay in line” joke, STAY 👏 IN 👏 LINE👏
It's "stay in line" joke day
November 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
If you are in line to make a “stay in line” joke, STAY 👏 IN 👏 LINE👏
I need everyone to stop what they are doing and wish a Happy 19th Birthday to Coal.
The groomer said he was not feeling it at his appointment yesterday, so he’s looking a little scraggly
For context: he was born the same year of Dick Cheney’s hunting incident.
The groomer said he was not feeling it at his appointment yesterday, so he’s looking a little scraggly
For context: he was born the same year of Dick Cheney’s hunting incident.
November 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I need everyone to stop what they are doing and wish a Happy 19th Birthday to Coal.
The groomer said he was not feeling it at his appointment yesterday, so he’s looking a little scraggly
For context: he was born the same year of Dick Cheney’s hunting incident.
The groomer said he was not feeling it at his appointment yesterday, so he’s looking a little scraggly
For context: he was born the same year of Dick Cheney’s hunting incident.
Alright, who showed this picture to Dick Cheney?
We saw you from across the bar and need your help to take down the batman
November 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Alright, who showed this picture to Dick Cheney?
They are going to still be playing when the clocks go back, aren’t they.
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
They are going to still be playing when the clocks go back, aren’t they.
I can’t believe I had to explain to HR that there is no dress code on Halloween, and if my sexy middle manager costume was “causing discomfort”, then that is their problem.
November 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I can’t believe I had to explain to HR that there is no dress code on Halloween, and if my sexy middle manager costume was “causing discomfort”, then that is their problem.
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this will save lives
November 9, 2024 at 11:30 PM
this will save lives
Bold decision to go with the mausoleum look to honor Lincoln.
sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is
October 31, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Bold decision to go with the mausoleum look to honor Lincoln.
This is a delightful history of the eggplant.
I wasn’t aware that it has been hailed as the cause and cure for hemorrhoids at various times in history.
Although I must admit, Aubergine Farcie sounds like a name I would give a Roaring ‘20s flapper girl if forced to come up with one on the spot.
I wasn’t aware that it has been hailed as the cause and cure for hemorrhoids at various times in history.
Although I must admit, Aubergine Farcie sounds like a name I would give a Roaring ‘20s flapper girl if forced to come up with one on the spot.
Eggplant has always had a strange reputation, especially in France. And I wrote all about it. And give you a very simple, vegetarian recipe for Stuffed Eggplant - aubergines farcies.
Enjoy! Share! Subscribe!
jamieschler.substack.com/p/aubergines...
Enjoy! Share! Subscribe!
jamieschler.substack.com/p/aubergines...
Aubergines Farcies - Stuffed Eggplant
Mala insana
jamieschler.substack.com
October 31, 2025 at 12:33 PM
This is a delightful history of the eggplant.
I wasn’t aware that it has been hailed as the cause and cure for hemorrhoids at various times in history.
Although I must admit, Aubergine Farcie sounds like a name I would give a Roaring ‘20s flapper girl if forced to come up with one on the spot.
I wasn’t aware that it has been hailed as the cause and cure for hemorrhoids at various times in history.
Although I must admit, Aubergine Farcie sounds like a name I would give a Roaring ‘20s flapper girl if forced to come up with one on the spot.