Matt Wagner
mattwag.bsky.social
Matt Wagner
@mattwag.bsky.social
Recovering news addict trying to focus on other things.
November 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I need everyone to stop what they are doing and wish a Happy 19th Birthday to Coal.

The groomer said he was not feeling it at his appointment yesterday, so he’s looking a little scraggly

For context: he was born the same year of Dick Cheney’s hunting incident.
November 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I fully applaud your decision to forget this event.

I have no recollection whatsoever of the time a few years ago when this guy clawed through the screen and got trapped between the glass and screen in my bedroom while I was getting dressed one morning, and tried to shimmy into the cracked window.
November 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
This just brought back that profound sense of betrayal and disgust I had when I went to my cousins house in the early ‘90s and he had the new Robin Hood Sherwood Forest toy
October 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Hire this woman.
October 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Oh never mind.
October 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.
October 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
“The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
October 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Anyone know where I can get a MSAORCGA hat?
October 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
October 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Ready to start this week
September 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
September 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Here is the Mayor, who was re-elected in a contested election, with 98% of the vote in 2023.

He ran as a Democrat, but switched to Republican after the election

My guess it will be described as hellhole when the National Guard is deployed.
September 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Heading down to the baby vaccine store, anyone need anything?
September 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I’m sure this won’t be as good as my Meemaw’s recipe that has been handed down for generations.
September 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My dad was convinced the key to raising we’ll-rounded children was a healthy exposure to all the classics.

So when I hear people say, “We will make ‘Them’ pay, I am confused because I did not think oversized radioactive ants had anything to do with this present situation.
September 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
September 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Oh great, now I need to check with my doctor to see if my cooties shots are up to date.
September 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I guess I have to break out an older playlist for work today.
September 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
September 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I guess he got Hulk Hogan to take this photo for him.
September 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The groomer accused this guy of being, and I quote, “A little bit of a wiggle butt” at his appointment today.
August 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
'80s star is unrecognizable on the red carpet
August 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I had to read about “thin-sliced joy” and realized my calendar is about to get very full.
August 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I’m sure it is coincidental the crop of this image Fox News used cuts out the Trump 2028 hat in the top left of the original photo
August 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM