M.G McIntyre
@mattmcdiz.bsky.social
Two 19th-century magicians engage in a battle to create the ultimate illusion while sacrificing everything they have to outwit each other
They/Them, queer
They/Them, queer
Ok wait is bouncing a check a crime in America that’s insane
A Missouri grandma spent months in detention for a decade-old misdemeanor.
Her story underscores just how far the Trump administration is willing to go in its quest to boost deportations, extending its dragnet to people who are legally present in the country. https://wapo.st/4cqbLvn
Her story underscores just how far the Trump administration is willing to go in its quest to boost deportations, extending its dragnet to people who are legally present in the country. https://wapo.st/4cqbLvn
February 12, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Ok wait is bouncing a check a crime in America that’s insane
Batman (1989) with my dad, I was three, he fell asleep I most certainly did not
Jurassic Park
The Matrix opening night when no one knew anything about the film
Saving Private Ryan opening weekend
The Dark Knight press screening about two weeks out from release. Also had this for two towers
Jurassic Park
The Matrix opening night when no one knew anything about the film
Saving Private Ryan opening weekend
The Dark Knight press screening about two weeks out from release. Also had this for two towers
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 12, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Batman (1989) with my dad, I was three, he fell asleep I most certainly did not
Jurassic Park
The Matrix opening night when no one knew anything about the film
Saving Private Ryan opening weekend
The Dark Knight press screening about two weeks out from release. Also had this for two towers
Jurassic Park
The Matrix opening night when no one knew anything about the film
Saving Private Ryan opening weekend
The Dark Knight press screening about two weeks out from release. Also had this for two towers
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
“I asked a person with a financial incentive to lie if their product was god. What happened next was stunning.”
February 11, 2026 at 4:51 PM
“I asked a person with a financial incentive to lie if their product was god. What happened next was stunning.”
Christ.
10 people are reported dead in the Tumbler Ridge mass school shooting, including the suspect.
If accurate, it would be the third deadliest shooting spree of modern times in Canada, trailing on Polytechnique in 1989 and the Nova Scotia shootings in 2020.
If accurate, it would be the third deadliest shooting spree of modern times in Canada, trailing on Polytechnique in 1989 and the Nova Scotia shootings in 2020.
February 11, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Christ.
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"A modern-day concentration camp ... People have been killed by the staff here." Irish citizen Seamus Culleton has been in ICE detention since September, despite having a valid work permit and his own business in the US.
February 10, 2026 at 10:09 AM
"A modern-day concentration camp ... People have been killed by the staff here." Irish citizen Seamus Culleton has been in ICE detention since September, despite having a valid work permit and his own business in the US.
Tapping the god damn sign
Stop arguing with that guy
February 10, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Tapping the god damn sign
YMCA
what's the first song you're gonna blast when It Happens
February 10, 2026 at 3:30 AM
YMCA
lol we’re gonna need to quarantine this entire country
Dr. Mehmet Oz is calling on Americans to get the measles vaccine as cases spread across the U.S.
Dr. Oz urges 'take the vaccine, please' amid measles outbreaks
Dr. Mehmet Oz is calling on Americans to get the measles vaccine as cases spread across the U.S.
bit.ly
February 9, 2026 at 9:46 PM
lol we’re gonna need to quarantine this entire country
Hilarious that this could be diddy related, Epstein related, or some third unknown horror
Jay-Z has wiped his Instagram. Beyonce has lost 10 million followers. The NFL and Apple Music unfollowed Jay-Z on socials. So has his mother-in-law and Rhianna.
February 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Hilarious that this could be diddy related, Epstein related, or some third unknown horror
My doctor said this to me the other day
what a gd sack
February 9, 2026 at 12:40 AM
My doctor said this to me the other day
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the thing i'm waiting for with the ai romance novel lady is for another scammer to figure out that purely ai-generated material w no human authorship is generally not considered to be protected by copyright in the US rn, and saving themselves the 45 mins per book by reselling hers
February 8, 2026 at 6:06 PM
the thing i'm waiting for with the ai romance novel lady is for another scammer to figure out that purely ai-generated material w no human authorship is generally not considered to be protected by copyright in the US rn, and saving themselves the 45 mins per book by reselling hers
Sigh.
It should feel vindicating every time my tinfoil hat conspiracies are proven to be true but everyone just ignores it and moves on. Just tiring
February 8, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Sigh.
Every now and then I think about that video where Biden goes ‘man could my dad drive a car’. It’s my Rosebud. What could you possibly mean by that
February 8, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Every now and then I think about that video where Biden goes ‘man could my dad drive a car’. It’s my Rosebud. What could you possibly mean by that
Guy who bricked tumblr gonna take another swing
Will Lewis is resigning as WaPo CEO, former Tumblr CEO Jeff D’Onofrio is the paper’s new acting CEO and publisher, per memos to staff
February 7, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Guy who bricked tumblr gonna take another swing
Pad fell off a capo and I didn’t notice and just gouged the back of the neck on my brand new ‘54 reissue strat so I’m gonna walk off a pier now
February 7, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Pad fell off a capo and I didn’t notice and just gouged the back of the neck on my brand new ‘54 reissue strat so I’m gonna walk off a pier now
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detective: so you’re just out walking in the woods alone and you stumble on this body?
me: yes sir worst thing i ever saw in my life
detective: do you mind me asking what you were doing in the woods?
me: (inaudible)
detective: can you speak up son? we're recording.
me: chasing a leprechaun
me: yes sir worst thing i ever saw in my life
detective: do you mind me asking what you were doing in the woods?
me: (inaudible)
detective: can you speak up son? we're recording.
me: chasing a leprechaun
February 6, 2026 at 6:28 PM
detective: so you’re just out walking in the woods alone and you stumble on this body?
me: yes sir worst thing i ever saw in my life
detective: do you mind me asking what you were doing in the woods?
me: (inaudible)
detective: can you speak up son? we're recording.
me: chasing a leprechaun
me: yes sir worst thing i ever saw in my life
detective: do you mind me asking what you were doing in the woods?
me: (inaudible)
detective: can you speak up son? we're recording.
me: chasing a leprechaun
Sorry this guy has the juice
From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
February 6, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Sorry this guy has the juice
You think AI isn’t art but what if I told you my actual art is ‘bad’ and ‘I suck’ not so simple now is it
February 6, 2026 at 7:23 PM
You think AI isn’t art but what if I told you my actual art is ‘bad’ and ‘I suck’ not so simple now is it
None of that’s real sorry
February 6, 2026 at 6:31 PM
None of that’s real sorry
America Firstball
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 5:58 PM
America Firstball
Really feel stupider having read this
February 6, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Really feel stupider having read this
Sir Ian in Richard III is largely how I came to understand and love Shakespeare earlier than I may have. And this is absolutely beautiful
Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 5, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Sir Ian in Richard III is largely how I came to understand and love Shakespeare earlier than I may have. And this is absolutely beautiful
Gonna invest in Vichy futures I guess
February 5, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Gonna invest in Vichy futures I guess
*Sicko voice* whatever sure
February 5, 2026 at 2:02 AM
*Sicko voice* whatever sure