mattitations
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astros, longhorns, cougars, beatles, dylan, books, ⚖️
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am I crazy/catastrophizing that this shutdown might be the pivot from sparkling authority to the pure stuff? congress only manages to pass some sort of abdication resolution that just gives the trump admin total control over the purse strings? or do I need to touch grass?
Shutdown through next week at least
*THUNE: IT'S 'UNLIKELY' THE SENATE WILL HAVE VOTES OVER WEEKEND
*THUNE: IT'S 'UNLIKELY' THE SENATE WILL HAVE VOTES OVER WEEKEND
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
at least you don’t live in texas
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
at least you don’t live in texas
they make stickers too, which my spouse got me for my last birthday 😆😎☠️
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
they make stickers too, which my spouse got me for my last birthday 😆😎☠️
totally. they freak me out. and I’ve got three of them in my backyard
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
totally. they freak me out. and I’ve got three of them in my backyard
“this summer will ferrell and john c. reilly are rocky and rowdy beers as they have to win the bowl game to save their alma mater!”
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
“this summer will ferrell and john c. reilly are rocky and rowdy beers as they have to win the bowl game to save their alma mater!”
“brewing” 😆
well well well if it isn’t the brewing brothers
well well well if it isn’t the brewing brothers
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
“brewing” 😆
well well well if it isn’t the brewing brothers
well well well if it isn’t the brewing brothers
sounds like a will ferrell movie circa 2003 where he plays a once-great college player who walks on at age 43 for his last year of eligibility
November 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
sounds like a will ferrell movie circa 2003 where he plays a once-great college player who walks on at age 43 for his last year of eligibility
the most boring class in law school was probably the most day-to-day useful (if you’re a litigator)
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
the most boring class in law school was probably the most day-to-day useful (if you’re a litigator)
I did not need to hear this today
November 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I did not need to hear this today
hard mode: put a saucer of beer on the floor and lap at it when you go low
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
hard mode: put a saucer of beer on the floor and lap at it when you go low
I was afraid that was the answer
November 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I was afraid that was the answer
let me know if he has a solution for drinking beer without too much spare tire
November 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
let me know if he has a solution for drinking beer without too much spare tire
the tao of dadbod
November 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
the tao of dadbod
man, I’m glad you guys got that figured out. I was worried.
November 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
man, I’m glad you guys got that figured out. I was worried.