mattitations
@mattitations.bsky.social
astros, longhorns, cougars, beatles, dylan, books, ⚖️
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they make stickers too, which my spouse got me for my last birthday 😆😎☠️
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
they make stickers too, which my spouse got me for my last birthday 😆😎☠️
this banana tree pod is about to spawn a xenomorph
November 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
this banana tree pod is about to spawn a xenomorph
every neighborhood has one
November 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
every neighborhood has one
they recently did this a couple blocks over in my neighborhood 🏳️🌈
November 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
they recently did this a couple blocks over in my neighborhood 🏳️🌈
she hates her skelepup costume but I don’t care because she wakes me up in the middle of the night for no good reason and curls up against me when I try to sleep
October 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
she hates her skelepup costume but I don’t care because she wakes me up in the middle of the night for no good reason and curls up against me when I try to sleep
when we walked by a couple days ago, the skull hadn’t been added yet.
glad to see he’s getting ahead.
glad to see he’s getting ahead.
October 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
when we walked by a couple days ago, the skull hadn’t been added yet.
glad to see he’s getting ahead.
glad to see he’s getting ahead.
got home from work yesterday to see the toil and trouble was back on
October 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
got home from work yesterday to see the toil and trouble was back on
my dad and stepmom got a new rescue dog to keep their old one company since her predecessor crossed the rainbow bridge. the vet thinks she’s some kind of chiweenie mix.
this is peggy and reportedly, she’s very sweet!
this is peggy and reportedly, she’s very sweet!
October 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
my dad and stepmom got a new rescue dog to keep their old one company since her predecessor crossed the rainbow bridge. the vet thinks she’s some kind of chiweenie mix.
this is peggy and reportedly, she’s very sweet!
this is peggy and reportedly, she’s very sweet!
what a beautiful, wise soul. rip
October 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
what a beautiful, wise soul. rip
afternoon doodle of gilligan the goat from the isle of goats
Forget ‘Love Island.’ Tennessee Has an Isle of Goats. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/22/c...
Forget ‘Love Island.’ Tennessee Has an Isle of Goats. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/22/c...
September 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
afternoon doodle of gilligan the goat from the isle of goats
Forget ‘Love Island.’ Tennessee Has an Isle of Goats. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/22/c...
Forget ‘Love Island.’ Tennessee Has an Isle of Goats. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/22/c...
if you see this picture, post a random image from your device.
September 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
if you see this picture, post a random image from your device.
we barely escaped with our lives last summer
#saveportland
#saveportland
September 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
we barely escaped with our lives last summer
#saveportland
#saveportland
September 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
on my face? where?
September 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
on my face? where?
September 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
afternoon coffee/doodle break
September 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
afternoon coffee/doodle break
September 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
okay this is criminal. this flick ruled. like a hard knocks episode strained through inglorious basterds and severance (think waffle party). my football-disliking spouse loved it.
September 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
okay this is criminal. this flick ruled. like a hard knocks episode strained through inglorious basterds and severance (think waffle party). my football-disliking spouse loved it.
fools. dr. christmas jones is already an american citizen
September 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
fools. dr. christmas jones is already an american citizen