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The Sleeves tweet was mentioned in the epstein emails
December 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Tunch Ilkin autograph
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I can break my right wrist as much as i want to!
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Quentin Tarantino is a bitch and i will fight him anytime anyplace
December 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Mfer pissing in his sink on the regular
Let’s give it up for the sink folks, imagine if you had to flush all that stuff down the toilet? No thank you!
December 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Joining the $5000 tier of the Whats All This Then? patreon to be able to guest on the Northumbrian warrior saints episode or a The Trip episode
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Stranger Things season 5 makes me feel like i have never seen a tv show or movie before. I'm constantly wondering "who are these guys?", "why are they behaving this way?", "why did they say those things?". A befuddling vision board resembling a cohesive object but isn't.
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Minute 20 of my thanksgiving toast
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Some pretty good deals to be found on swords this week. 25% off Fafnir Forge Balinderry Sword and 50-25% off Tod Cutler pieces is no joke
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😎

Crabs
Friends
Pussy
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
If you like Fannie May candies you'll love Pussy June's
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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👏weddings👏shouldn't👏be👏the👏only👏place👏to👏watch👏friends👏dance👏with👏their👏mothers
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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The only qualities Trump respects in other people are ruthlessness and a specific type of celebrity. It's why Kim Jong Un and Regis Philbin are equally esteemed by him. I think he also has a funny dilemma where he demands sycophancy from his people, but also resents them for it and hates it too.
November 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The gameshow is called "The Fastidious Wife". My wife asks me where things in the house are (the gray pencils, the headlamp, our kid's slippers) and if i answer any question correctly i win $100,000,000
November 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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BREAKING: Bill to release the Moleman Files passes the House 427 - 1. Subterraneous Q. Burrow (R - The Underkingdom) was the only no vote
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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This & the possible sale of fighter jets to Saudi Arabia needs to be contextualized in coverage as the result of billions upon billions in bribes made from MBS to Trump via real estate projects, the jet gift, investment in Blackstone, crypto, and who knows what other payoffs we don't even know about
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”

Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
November 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Abandoning a $5,000 dog. Hopefully Silas og owners shot themselves in the head or something
Silas 🦮
Baby male Goldendoodle
Adoptable from Compassion Animal RescuE (Fredericksburg, VA)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/silas-79424946/va/fredericksburg/compassion-animal-rescue-va815/
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The Sleeves tweet was mentioned in the epstein emails
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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England Rugby terminally embarrassing. Singing God Save the King with gusto. Doing the racist Swing Low Sweet Chariot thing. Getting rattled AF by that haka. Grow up. Pathetic team for the biggest bootlickers.
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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people saying “yeah, but how is this a part of the grift?” when you die is definitely a sign you lived well 🤙
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM