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MB @mattbrowndotcom.bsky.social · Jan 1

No gooning in 2025. No gooning, edging, JOI, SPH-- none of that weird shit in 2025. When you get horny you jerk off normal and you move on, like a Man!

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MB @mattbrowndotcom.bsky.social · 10h

The weakest energy one can have is the energy of a person who celebrates their "birthday month"

MB @mattbrowndotcom.bsky.social · 11h

Grain & Barrel are suing Tears of the Left Bourbon for publishing on their website that they bought their whiskey from them lol

MB @mattbrowndotcom.bsky.social · 14h

I heard Scott Adams isn't doing so well.

MB @mattbrowndotcom.bsky.social · 1d

Post something random or you'll have an awful November

MB @mattbrowndotcom.bsky.social · 1d

This also goes for Brianna Wu. Wtf are we doing reposting these clowns

MB @mattbrowndotcom.bsky.social · 21d

If you retweet or repost Andy Ngo in the year of our lord 2025, you have so thoroughly lost the plot

MB @mattbrowndotcom.bsky.social · 2d

Make sure to check your kids' candies tonight. The Hulk fucking a cement mixer could be in there

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MB @mattbrowndotcom.bsky.social · 2d

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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 3d

Mr. Burns presenting King Size Homer with a medal for saving us all with his fat ass.

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MB @mattbrowndotcom.bsky.social · 3d

MB @mattbrowndotcom.bsky.social · 4d

We're not gonna do the whole "stealing tweets account" here. Gtfo

MB @mattbrowndotcom.bsky.social · 4d

He was tweeting about some Welsh town we've never heard of

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 4d

Someone just sent me this asking if it was real. I was skeptical but checked my phone notifications. It's been deleted, but it was real.

Trump post on Truth Social: South Carerdddd

MB @mattbrowndotcom.bsky.social · 4d

In the scene where the Ents undam the river Isen you can see one of the Ents casually tossing an orc he was holding in to the deluge like a balled up paper in to a waste basket

MB @mattbrowndotcom.bsky.social · 5d

I'm not retweeting Elon but the men of Gondor hardley knew the hobbits existed, it was the Rangers of the North who watched the Shire. Fucking moron asshole.

MB @mattbrowndotcom.bsky.social · 5d

I'm thinking of something happening to Greg Bovino and smiling serenely. Leoht sceal wið þystrum, geneatan.

MB @mattbrowndotcom.bsky.social · 5d

Me watching these guys go nuts

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 5d

the diseased monkeys were reportedly on their way to @osullyville.bsky.social's family reunion. at this time, the cause of the crash is believed to be "insane monkey road head"

Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 5d

A truckload of rhesus monkeys from Tulane university escaped after a crash. The university warned they’re highly aggressive toward humans and infected with hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID.

Monkeys on the loose after truck overturns in Heidelberg; public urged to call 911

A truck transporting monkeys from Tulane University overturned on I-59 near Heidelberg, with several monkeys reportedly on the loose posing health risks.

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MB @mattbrowndotcom.bsky.social · 5d

People will be disappointed with Judge Sara Ellis not issuing a bench warrant for that nasty dipshit Greg Bovino but in my opinion it seems like she is giving him rope to hang himself with

MB @mattbrowndotcom.bsky.social · 6d

Four books to get to know me

The "second" edition of LOTR where JRR edited the three in to a new layout of "books" and a bunch of appendices

Should probably be some nonfiction book like David Rollason's Northumbria 500-1000 or something by Max Adams or Alfred P Smyth but really Beowulf is the ur-text outside of LOTR for my love of the early medieval North Atlantic

Tehanu of the Earthsea series. If i think about it too much i cry wistfully

Thrasher Magazine isn't a book so i must include this. God Stevie looks so fucking cool on the cover. The best era of skating. Rest in peace Keith Hufnagel.

MB @mattbrowndotcom.bsky.social · 6d

He thinks its called mICE

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MB @mattbrowndotcom.bsky.social · 6d

George and Lenny would have joined ICE

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MB @mattbrowndotcom.bsky.social · 7d