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No gooning in 2025. No gooning, edging, JOI, SPH-- none of that weird shit in 2025. When you get horny you jerk off normal and you move on, like a Man!
The weakest energy one can have is the energy of a person who celebrates their "birthday month"
Grain & Barrel are suing Tears of the Left Bourbon for publishing on their website that they bought their whiskey from them lol
I heard Scott Adams isn't doing so well.
Post something random or you'll have an awful November
This also goes for Brianna Wu. Wtf are we doing reposting these clowns
If you retweet or repost Andy Ngo in the year of our lord 2025, you have so thoroughly lost the plot
Make sure to check your kids' candies tonight. The Hulk fucking a cement mixer could be in there
We're not gonna do the whole "stealing tweets account" here. Gtfo
He was tweeting about some Welsh town we've never heard of
Someone just sent me this asking if it was real. I was skeptical but checked my phone notifications. It's been deleted, but it was real.
In the scene where the Ents undam the river Isen you can see one of the Ents casually tossing an orc he was holding in to the deluge like a balled up paper in to a waste basket
I'm not retweeting Elon but the men of Gondor hardley knew the hobbits existed, it was the Rangers of the North who watched the Shire. Fucking moron asshole.
I'm thinking of something happening to Greg Bovino and smiling serenely. Leoht sceal wið þystrum, geneatan.
Me watching these guys go nuts
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the diseased monkeys were reportedly on their way to @osullyville.bsky.social's family reunion. at this time, the cause of the crash is believed to be "insane monkey road head"
A truckload of rhesus monkeys from Tulane university escaped after a crash. The university warned they’re highly aggressive toward humans and infected with hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID.
Monkeys on the loose after truck overturns in Heidelberg; public urged to call 911
A truck transporting monkeys from Tulane University overturned on I-59 near Heidelberg, with several monkeys reportedly on the loose posing health risks.
www.wapt.com
People will be disappointed with Judge Sara Ellis not issuing a bench warrant for that nasty dipshit Greg Bovino but in my opinion it seems like she is giving him rope to hang himself with
Four books to get to know me
He thinks its called mICE
George and Lenny would have joined ICE