Umberto Ecolocation
@matcatastrophe.bsky.social
A runabout! I'll steal it! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
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one guy sent me an email that was like, “you’re just mad that vance knows who his father is!” and i replied to him just to say that vance, quite famously, did not have a dad around!
February 6, 2026 at 1:03 PM
one guy sent me an email that was like, “you’re just mad that vance knows who his father is!” and i replied to him just to say that vance, quite famously, did not have a dad around!
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this is very funny www.foxnews.com/media/jd-van...
JD Vance should have been sold by his mother for drugs, NYT columnist says
New York Times columnist Jamelle Bouie suggested Vice President JD Vance's mother was reasonable when attempting to sell him for drugs during his childhood.
www.foxnews.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:01 AM
this is very funny www.foxnews.com/media/jd-van...
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This fucking sucks.
the Shamwow guy is running for Congress in Texas, and he just released his first campaign ad. he's 2 years too late to be this clownishly anti-woke. it feels like a parody
February 5, 2026 at 4:03 PM
This fucking sucks.
Apple has really surpassed itself with the new iOS updates. Never before has a user interface been so pretty and so goddamn hard to navigate.
February 5, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Apple has really surpassed itself with the new iOS updates. Never before has a user interface been so pretty and so goddamn hard to navigate.
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
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finally, the ICE reform we’ve been waiting for: no masks unless you really want to wear them
February 5, 2026 at 2:29 AM
finally, the ICE reform we’ve been waiting for: no masks unless you really want to wear them
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My friend @osullyville.bsky.social has been arrested by the Trump DOJ and all of his posts on this platform seized. Please pray for his quick release and that no harm come to him.
February 5, 2026 at 1:47 AM
My friend @osullyville.bsky.social has been arrested by the Trump DOJ and all of his posts on this platform seized. Please pray for his quick release and that no harm come to him.
I think a fun thing to do would be to untangle the last fifty years of corporate mergers and acquisitions so that no one company owns fifty different brand names anymore. And destroy Wal-mart and the other big box stores.
Just a thought.
Just a thought.
February 4, 2026 at 1:58 PM
I think a fun thing to do would be to untangle the last fifty years of corporate mergers and acquisitions so that no one company owns fifty different brand names anymore. And destroy Wal-mart and the other big box stores.
Just a thought.
Just a thought.
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We all have an "antilibrary." You know, the stack of yet-unread books we might never read. Here is Umberto Eco's wonderful and counterintuitive take on why that unread stack might be as essential for our inner lives as the read www.themarginalian.org/2015/03/24/u...
Umberto Eco’s Antilibrary: Why Unread Books Are More Valuable to Our Lives than Read Ones
How to become an “antischolar” in a culture that treats knowledge as “an ornament that allows us to rise in the pecking order.”
www.themarginalian.org
February 4, 2026 at 1:03 PM
We all have an "antilibrary." You know, the stack of yet-unread books we might never read. Here is Umberto Eco's wonderful and counterintuitive take on why that unread stack might be as essential for our inner lives as the read www.themarginalian.org/2015/03/24/u...
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Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
February 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgp7...
A lot of people on YouTube have published edits of this as "New Charli xcx without the old guy" and those people are all assholes and philistines
A lot of people on YouTube have published edits of this as "New Charli xcx without the old guy" and those people are all assholes and philistines
Charli xcx - House featuring John Cale (Official Video)
YouTube video by Charli xcx
www.youtube.com
February 3, 2026 at 8:51 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgp7...
A lot of people on YouTube have published edits of this as "New Charli xcx without the old guy" and those people are all assholes and philistines
A lot of people on YouTube have published edits of this as "New Charli xcx without the old guy" and those people are all assholes and philistines
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I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
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jeffrey epstein ruined having a special email address just for vacation
February 3, 2026 at 1:46 AM
jeffrey epstein ruined having a special email address just for vacation
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Whenever you see a story about how liberals aren't making their conservative peers feel welcome enough, this is who they're talking about.
University of Illinois college republicans advocate for executing protesters as “traitors” with art that takes a disturbing killing and makes it even more extreme.
dailyillini.com/news-stories...
dailyillini.com/news-stories...
‘Fell the enemies:’ Illini Republicans support ICE amid killings - The Daily Illini
In a post that included a graphic of a presumed officer holding a gun to someone's head, Illini Republicans stated that they “stand with ICE."
dailyillini.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Whenever you see a story about how liberals aren't making their conservative peers feel welcome enough, this is who they're talking about.
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The maintenance required to look this incredibly stupid
February 2, 2026 at 1:38 AM
The maintenance required to look this incredibly stupid
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
I started snorting at this part. It's just like a cartoon trap being constructed in front of your eyes....
February 2, 2026 at 5:11 AM
I started snorting at this part. It's just like a cartoon trap being constructed in front of your eyes....
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Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
February 1, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
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One of the reasons that Chotiner can be Chotiner so effectively is that probably two-thirds of his interviews are actually deep, nuanced conversations with experts, like this one. And that means all the shitheads lie to themselves that THAT'S why they got his call.
January 11, 2026 at 8:24 AM
One of the reasons that Chotiner can be Chotiner so effectively is that probably two-thirds of his interviews are actually deep, nuanced conversations with experts, like this one. And that means all the shitheads lie to themselves that THAT'S why they got his call.
They can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half.
I tried to WARN that they were hiring Latin X people, to subjugate their own people — to these crimes against humanity. In the end though, they'll find out that they were just as disposable. -ONE.🇺🇸🤔
February 1, 2026 at 9:51 PM
They can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half.
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we absolutely need to know who he sent this to. how is this something the public is being kept in the dark on???
January 31, 2026 at 10:29 PM
we absolutely need to know who he sent this to. how is this something the public is being kept in the dark on???