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Scott Mendenko - Former games journo, current games enjoyer, rarely games maker, probably some other stuff. I put TV on the internet.
He/Him - Philly/Jersey
He/Him - Philly/Jersey
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There’s that episode of 30 Rock where Jenna and her boyfriend decide that they’ve discovered this apex of kink called “normaling” and honestly, relatable
December 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
There’s that episode of 30 Rock where Jenna and her boyfriend decide that they’ve discovered this apex of kink called “normaling” and honestly, relatable
You can psych yourself up all you want, but there really is nothing that can prepare you for walking into a movie theater knowing you are having a 5-hour experience
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
You can psych yourself up all you want, but there really is nothing that can prepare you for walking into a movie theater knowing you are having a 5-hour experience
"Certainly this must be the introduction to the core gimmick of the game," I say to myself as Titanfall decides to mic drop again and again and again and again and ag
we beat the whole titanfall 2 campaign in one sitting and i was not prepared for this
December 2, 2025 at 7:17 AM
"Certainly this must be the introduction to the core gimmick of the game," I say to myself as Titanfall decides to mic drop again and again and again and again and ag
I've said it before and I'll say it again, this specific shot blew my absolute mind at 10 years old and I still think about it at LEAST weekly
Imagine getting sold on a movie exclusively through Happy Meal Toys and then seeing THIS
Imagine getting sold on a movie exclusively through Happy Meal Toys and then seeing THIS
Treasure Planet was released 23 years ago today... and literally takes us off in this magnificent shot. ✨
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again, this specific shot blew my absolute mind at 10 years old and I still think about it at LEAST weekly
Imagine getting sold on a movie exclusively through Happy Meal Toys and then seeing THIS
Imagine getting sold on a movie exclusively through Happy Meal Toys and then seeing THIS
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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“muppet knives out” woulda gotten you an oscar for best picture, Rian
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
“muppet knives out” woulda gotten you an oscar for best picture, Rian
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Grandson: Look what I can do!!
Grandparents on zoom: *watching every second and can't believe how much he's grown
Grandparents on zoom: *watching every second and can't believe how much he's grown
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Grandson: Look what I can do!!
Grandparents on zoom: *watching every second and can't believe how much he's grown
Grandparents on zoom: *watching every second and can't believe how much he's grown
Another first date of explaining why no the mountain goats isn't actually that depressing I promise
November 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Another first date of explaining why no the mountain goats isn't actually that depressing I promise
Luigi
November 11, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Luigi
Going through old drives to clear out space, every fourth folder contains working files for something stupid I made years ago and lost
November 11, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Going through old drives to clear out space, every fourth folder contains working files for something stupid I made years ago and lost
When I was in line at Frankie Bradley's a girl dressed as Tinkerbell asked me if I was Paul Blart and I'm gonna have to carry that one for a while
I shaved my beard for this Halloween costume
The things I do for the bit
The things I do for the bit
November 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
When I was in line at Frankie Bradley's a girl dressed as Tinkerbell asked me if I was Paul Blart and I'm gonna have to carry that one for a while
I shaved my beard for this Halloween costume
The things I do for the bit
The things I do for the bit
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I shaved my beard for this Halloween costume
The things I do for the bit
The things I do for the bit
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Please welcome to the stage grammy award winning polycule Fleetwood Mac
October 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Please welcome to the stage grammy award winning polycule Fleetwood Mac
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5'7 isn't that short holy shit I should have never gotten a job at this theme restaurant where the customers make fun of the cooks
you're telling me this rice was fried by a shrimp
October 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
5'7 isn't that short holy shit I should have never gotten a job at this theme restaurant where the customers make fun of the cooks
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it’s not enough. i challenge andrew cuomo to a 1v1 in super smash bros. i need to watch him lose something a third time
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
it’s not enough. i challenge andrew cuomo to a 1v1 in super smash bros. i need to watch him lose something a third time
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
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I spent the past few days interacting with two Brazilian friends on Instagram while they've visited the US and now every third reel I get served is in Portuguese.
November 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I spent the past few days interacting with two Brazilian friends on Instagram while they've visited the US and now every third reel I get served is in Portuguese.
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
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It's been a while since I've been to a major league game - I've been to two Trenton Thunder games recently, where they have a family of Golden Retrievers to get the bats for them and the most expensive parking lot is located, uncovered, just behind the left field wall
June 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's been a while since I've been to a major league game - I've been to two Trenton Thunder games recently, where they have a family of Golden Retrievers to get the bats for them and the most expensive parking lot is located, uncovered, just behind the left field wall
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Apologizing to the Hamburglar for not coming off as tough enough on crime
September 26, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Apologizing to the Hamburglar for not coming off as tough enough on crime
Look I'm just gonna say it this one didn't get the love it deserved
Dodongo can't handle this smoke
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Look I'm just gonna say it this one didn't get the love it deserved
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I've been house sitting for the last few days, so here's some pictures of the cats who very clearly own the house
October 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I've been house sitting for the last few days, so here's some pictures of the cats who very clearly own the house
The Hitchhiker's Prima Guide to the Galaxy
Game time, Booksky.
Change the whole vibe of a book by adding a word to a title. I’ll start:
Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret Thatcher.
Change the whole vibe of a book by adding a word to a title. I’ll start:
Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret Thatcher.
October 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The Hitchhiker's Prima Guide to the Galaxy