Marla, Dog with Sass
@marlabastine.bsky.social
Professional napper, part-time life coach, full-time heckler of @hopebastine.com
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The Rules of Getting Marla’d
Rule 1️⃣: Say HI. Rule 2️⃣: Be prepared for sass. Rule 3️⃣: Stick around for snacks, zoomies, and Marla-style chaos. (And occasional wisdom for Hope but she’s not important)🐾✨
Who’s ready to Get Marla’d today? 🧀😂 #SnackGoals #MarlaRules
Rule 1️⃣: Say HI. Rule 2️⃣: Be prepared for sass. Rule 3️⃣: Stick around for snacks, zoomies, and Marla-style chaos. (And occasional wisdom for Hope but she’s not important)🐾✨
Who’s ready to Get Marla’d today? 🧀😂 #SnackGoals #MarlaRules
Good morning humans! I’m plotting how I’m gonna steal the show today at mom’s meeting 🐶✨ #dogsofbluesky
January 13, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Good morning humans! I’m plotting how I’m gonna steal the show today at mom’s meeting 🐶✨ #dogsofbluesky
Hope says take a bubble bath. I say chew a slipper. Same results.
January 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Hope says take a bubble bath. I say chew a slipper. Same results.
Meditation is just napping with extra steps.
January 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Meditation is just napping with extra steps.
Freedom is chasing squirrels without the leash! 🐾✨ What’s your definition of freedom? (Wrong answers involve no snacks.) 🧀😂 #WarOnLeash
January 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Freedom is chasing squirrels without the leash! 🐾✨ What’s your definition of freedom? (Wrong answers involve no snacks.) 🧀😂 #WarOnLeash
Mum says she can ‘help me overcome my phobias.’ I say geese are proof that some fears are rational. 🐾✨ @hopebastine.com #MarlaWisdom #FluffyHealing
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January 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Mum says she can ‘help me overcome my phobias.’ I say geese are proof that some fears are rational. 🐾✨ @hopebastine.com #MarlaWisdom #FluffyHealing
Spare human took me on yet another walk and when I got back, Mum was gone! 🏃♀️💨 Anyone know where she went? 🐩😭
December 30, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Spare human took me on yet another walk and when I got back, Mum was gone! 🏃♀️💨 Anyone know where she went? 🐩😭
New Year, new me,” the humans say,
But I’ll stay fabulous either way.
My resolution? To chase my tail,
And maybe steal your holiday mail. #dogsofbluesky
December 27, 2024 at 10:20 AM
New Year, new me,” the humans say,
But I’ll stay fabulous either way.
My resolution? To chase my tail,
And maybe steal your holiday mail. #dogsofbluesky
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Mum thinks she’s luck out! 🐕✨ #cosynightin
December 26, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Mum thinks she’s luck out! 🐕✨ #cosynightin
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Merry Christmas from us to you 🎄🎁💙 We launched Trending Topics today, and you can find it by tapping the search icon on the bottom bar of the app or the right sidebar on desktop.
December 26, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Merry Christmas from us to you 🎄🎁💙 We launched Trending Topics today, and you can find it by tapping the search icon on the bottom bar of the app or the right sidebar on desktop.
Just because you’re home for the holidays doesn’t mean you have to play the same role you did years ago. Unless your role was ‘nap enthusiast.’ In that case, carry on. 😴✨ #MarlaLogic #dogsofbluesky
December 26, 2024 at 9:58 AM
Just because you’re home for the holidays doesn’t mean you have to play the same role you did years ago. Unless your role was ‘nap enthusiast.’ In that case, carry on. 😴✨ #MarlaLogic #dogsofbluesky
Humans, check out this thread but don’t forget to throw me some cheese. 🧀 ✨
On this day I give you my thread of threads if you just need a distraction for a minute or two.
Happy Christmas
Happy Christmas
This is my thread of threads - the stories & tales I tell in one place for the Bluesky:
December 25, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Humans, check out this thread but don’t forget to throw me some cheese. 🧀 ✨
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I've never been roasted by an open fire, but I did once get ridiculed by a space heater.
December 25, 2024 at 9:58 PM
I've never been roasted by an open fire, but I did once get ridiculed by a space heater.
Who’s rocking the holiday vibes better? I says sparkles, Mum says cozy chic. Drop your votes for the ultimate festive champion! 🎄🐾✨ #Pet #HolidayWars #MarlaWisdom
December 25, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Who’s rocking the holiday vibes better? I says sparkles, Mum says cozy chic. Drop your votes for the ultimate festive champion! 🎄🐾✨ #Pet #HolidayWars #MarlaWisdom
Mum said I was a good girl. She was looking at the spare humans but I know she meant me. 🐩✨
December 25, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Mum said I was a good girl. She was looking at the spare humans but I know she meant me. 🐩✨
You feast and toast with holiday cheer,
While I sit sulking—let’s be clear:
If you want true joy this holiday,
Drop the roast on my plate today. #dogsofsky
December 25, 2024 at 4:23 PM
You feast and toast with holiday cheer,
While I sit sulking—let’s be clear:
If you want true joy this holiday,
Drop the roast on my plate today. #dogsofsky
Perfect holidays? Only if snacks are unlimited. #dogsofbluesky
December 25, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Perfect holidays? Only if snacks are unlimited. #dogsofbluesky
That was an exhausting Xmas Eve … 🐶✨
December 24, 2024 at 10:45 PM
That was an exhausting Xmas Eve … 🐶✨
Every gift under the tree should squeak or taste like bacon. I don’t make the rules. 🐾🎁✨ #MarlaWisdom #dogsofbluesky
December 24, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Every gift under the tree should squeak or taste like bacon. I don’t make the rules. 🐾🎁✨ #MarlaWisdom #dogsofbluesky
Mum says to find joy in the little things this season. Yeah! Like me finding joy in the little leg of turkey I stole. Mission accomplished. 🐾✨
#MarlaWisdom
#MarlaWisdom
December 24, 2024 at 10:16 AM
Mum says to find joy in the little things this season. Yeah! Like me finding joy in the little leg of turkey I stole. Mission accomplished. 🐾✨
#MarlaWisdom
#MarlaWisdom
Merry Mischief Monday! 🎁 Found the holiday treats early … humans are too predictable. 😂 What’s the naughtiest thing your pet has done this holiday season? Share below! #MarlaHolidayMischief #dogsofbluesky
December 23, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Merry Mischief Monday! 🎁 Found the holiday treats early … humans are too predictable. 😂 What’s the naughtiest thing your pet has done this holiday season? Share below! #MarlaHolidayMischief #dogsofbluesky
My motivational speech this morning: 'Stop whining, start walking, and don’t forget my treats.' 🐾✨ I might not be subtle, but I’m effective. 😂❄️ #MarlaLogic #HealingWithSnacks
December 23, 2024 at 12:16 PM
My motivational speech this morning: 'Stop whining, start walking, and don’t forget my treats.' 🐾✨ I might not be subtle, but I’m effective. 😂❄️ #MarlaLogic #HealingWithSnacks
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Reconnect with joy, you like to advise, But I’m joyful already—just look in my eyes! Play isn’t hard when your tail wags true, So take a note, @hopebastine.com : try barking too. #DogsOfBlueSky #SassyHealing
Reconnect with joy, you like to advise, But I’m joyful already—just look in my eyes! Play isn’t hard when your tail wags true, So take a note, @hopebastine.com : try barking too. #DogsOfBlueSky #SassyHealing
December 23, 2024 at 10:39 AM
You
Reconnect with joy, you like to advise, But I’m joyful already—just look in my eyes! Play isn’t hard when your tail wags true, So take a note, @hopebastine.com : try barking too. #DogsOfBlueSky #SassyHealing
Reconnect with joy, you like to advise, But I’m joyful already—just look in my eyes! Play isn’t hard when your tail wags true, So take a note, @hopebastine.com : try barking too. #DogsOfBlueSky #SassyHealing
Marla’s role in the family is:
1️⃣ Security guard 🛎️
2️⃣ Therapist 🛋️
3️⃣ Chaos coordinator ✨
1️⃣ Security guard 🛎️
2️⃣ Therapist 🛋️
3️⃣ Chaos coordinator ✨
December 22, 2024 at 9:30 AM
Marla’s role in the family is:
1️⃣ Security guard 🛎️
2️⃣ Therapist 🛋️
3️⃣ Chaos coordinator ✨
1️⃣ Security guard 🛎️
2️⃣ Therapist 🛋️
3️⃣ Chaos coordinator ✨