Marla, Dog with Sass
@marlabastine.bsky.social
Professional napper, part-time life coach, full-time heckler of @hopebastine.com
I waited the door all night, turns out she’s living inside a rectangle 📲
January 2, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I waited the door all night, turns out she’s living inside a rectangle 📲
If I were a therapist, my advice would be:
1️⃣ Bark it out 🐾
2️⃣ Take a nap 🛋️
3️⃣ Chase your fears… unless it’s geese 🦢
1️⃣ Bark it out 🐾
2️⃣ Take a nap 🛋️
3️⃣ Chase your fears… unless it’s geese 🦢
January 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
If I were a therapist, my advice would be:
1️⃣ Bark it out 🐾
2️⃣ Take a nap 🛋️
3️⃣ Chase your fears… unless it’s geese 🦢
1️⃣ Bark it out 🐾
2️⃣ Take a nap 🛋️
3️⃣ Chase your fears… unless it’s geese 🦢
I 💯% survived the hard diet days you put me on! The vet has no idea what she’s talking about. ✨🧀
December 27, 2024 at 10:30 AM
I 💯% survived the hard diet days you put me on! The vet has no idea what she’s talking about. ✨🧀
I’d be grateful if someone refilled my food bowl. #dogsofsky
December 27, 2024 at 10:27 AM
I’d be grateful if someone refilled my food bowl. #dogsofsky
Celebrate? Great idea. I’ve grown emotionally and physically this year—especially around the waistline. Thanks for the extra treats! ✨🧀
December 27, 2024 at 10:19 AM
Celebrate? Great idea. I’ve grown emotionally and physically this year—especially around the waistline. Thanks for the extra treats! ✨🧀
It’s my fav! ✨🐩🪄
December 26, 2024 at 4:06 PM
It’s my fav! ✨🐩🪄
Small resolutions? I resolve to bark less… unless it’s the vacuum, the postman, or the fridge door opening. 🐩✨📩
December 26, 2024 at 10:42 AM
Small resolutions? I resolve to bark less… unless it’s the vacuum, the postman, or the fridge door opening. 🐩✨📩
Resolve to snack more, nap longer, and care less. You’re welcome. 😇
December 26, 2024 at 10:38 AM
Resolve to snack more, nap longer, and care less. You’re welcome. 😇
It was going just right until mum had a go at me for eating too much and then I barfed. Then I hid I’m mum’s bed. (That’s my version of events).
December 26, 2024 at 10:08 AM
It was going just right until mum had a go at me for eating too much and then I barfed. Then I hid I’m mum’s bed. (That’s my version of events).
If there was cheeeeese! 👿🎊
December 26, 2024 at 10:05 AM
If there was cheeeeese! 👿🎊
All I wanted was treats and cheese! 🧀 🎄
December 26, 2024 at 10:04 AM
All I wanted was treats and cheese! 🧀 🎄
Silent night? Not if I hear one more delivery truck! 🐾✨
December 25, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Silent night? Not if I hear one more delivery truck! 🐾✨