Marla, Dog with Sass
@marlabastine.bsky.social
Professional napper, part-time life coach, full-time heckler of @hopebastine.com
Good morning humans! I’m plotting how I’m gonna steal the show today at mom’s meeting 🐶✨ #dogsofbluesky
January 13, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Good morning humans! I’m plotting how I’m gonna steal the show today at mom’s meeting 🐶✨ #dogsofbluesky
Hope says take a bubble bath. I say chew a slipper. Same results.
January 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Hope says take a bubble bath. I say chew a slipper. Same results.
Meditation is just napping with extra steps.
January 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Meditation is just napping with extra steps.
Freedom is chasing squirrels without the leash! 🐾✨ What’s your definition of freedom? (Wrong answers involve no snacks.) 🧀😂 #WarOnLeash
January 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Freedom is chasing squirrels without the leash! 🐾✨ What’s your definition of freedom? (Wrong answers involve no snacks.) 🧀😂 #WarOnLeash
I’d be grateful if someone refilled my food bowl. #dogsofsky
December 27, 2024 at 10:27 AM
I’d be grateful if someone refilled my food bowl. #dogsofsky
New Year, new me,” the humans say,
But I’ll stay fabulous either way.
My resolution? To chase my tail,
And maybe steal your holiday mail. #dogsofbluesky
December 27, 2024 at 10:20 AM
New Year, new me,” the humans say,
But I’ll stay fabulous either way.
My resolution? To chase my tail,
And maybe steal your holiday mail. #dogsofbluesky
Celebrate? Great idea. I’ve grown emotionally and physically this year—especially around the waistline. Thanks for the extra treats! ✨🧀
December 27, 2024 at 10:19 AM
Celebrate? Great idea. I’ve grown emotionally and physically this year—especially around the waistline. Thanks for the extra treats! ✨🧀
Mum thinks she’s luck out! 🐕✨ #cosynightin
December 26, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Mum thinks she’s luck out! 🐕✨ #cosynightin
It was going just right until mum had a go at me for eating too much and then I barfed. Then I hid I’m mum’s bed. (That’s my version of events).
December 26, 2024 at 10:08 AM
It was going just right until mum had a go at me for eating too much and then I barfed. Then I hid I’m mum’s bed. (That’s my version of events).
All I wanted was treats and cheese! 🧀 🎄
December 26, 2024 at 10:04 AM
All I wanted was treats and cheese! 🧀 🎄
Just because you’re home for the holidays doesn’t mean you have to play the same role you did years ago. Unless your role was ‘nap enthusiast.’ In that case, carry on. 😴✨ #MarlaLogic #dogsofbluesky
December 26, 2024 at 9:58 AM
Just because you’re home for the holidays doesn’t mean you have to play the same role you did years ago. Unless your role was ‘nap enthusiast.’ In that case, carry on. 😴✨ #MarlaLogic #dogsofbluesky
Who’s rocking the holiday vibes better? I says sparkles, Mum says cozy chic. Drop your votes for the ultimate festive champion! 🎄🐾✨ #Pet #HolidayWars #MarlaWisdom
December 25, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Who’s rocking the holiday vibes better? I says sparkles, Mum says cozy chic. Drop your votes for the ultimate festive champion! 🎄🐾✨ #Pet #HolidayWars #MarlaWisdom
Mum said I was a good girl. She was looking at the spare humans but I know she meant me. 🐩✨
December 25, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Mum said I was a good girl. She was looking at the spare humans but I know she meant me. 🐩✨
You feast and toast with holiday cheer,
While I sit sulking—let’s be clear:
If you want true joy this holiday,
Drop the roast on my plate today. #dogsofsky
December 25, 2024 at 4:23 PM
You feast and toast with holiday cheer,
While I sit sulking—let’s be clear:
If you want true joy this holiday,
Drop the roast on my plate today. #dogsofsky
December 25, 2024 at 11:11 AM
Perfect holidays? Only if snacks are unlimited. #dogsofbluesky
December 25, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Perfect holidays? Only if snacks are unlimited. #dogsofbluesky
That was an exhausting Xmas Eve … 🐶✨
December 24, 2024 at 10:45 PM
That was an exhausting Xmas Eve … 🐶✨
Every gift under the tree should squeak or taste like bacon. I don’t make the rules. 🐾🎁✨ #MarlaWisdom #dogsofbluesky
December 24, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Every gift under the tree should squeak or taste like bacon. I don’t make the rules. 🐾🎁✨ #MarlaWisdom #dogsofbluesky
Mum says to find joy in the little things this season. Yeah! Like me finding joy in the little leg of turkey I stole. Mission accomplished. 🐾✨
#MarlaWisdom
#MarlaWisdom
December 24, 2024 at 10:16 AM
Mum says to find joy in the little things this season. Yeah! Like me finding joy in the little leg of turkey I stole. Mission accomplished. 🐾✨
#MarlaWisdom
#MarlaWisdom
I reflected on my walk today. Still no geese caught, but my barking form is chef’s kiss. 🐾✨ #MarlaWisdom
December 24, 2024 at 10:10 AM
I reflected on my walk today. Still no geese caught, but my barking form is chef’s kiss. 🐾✨ #MarlaWisdom
Does that include the vacuum, Hope? It’s got way too much attention this year. 🐾✨ #MarlaWisdom #FluffyJealousy
December 24, 2024 at 10:00 AM
Does that include the vacuum, Hope? It’s got way too much attention this year. 🐾✨ #MarlaWisdom #FluffyJealousy
Merry Mischief Monday! 🎁 Found the holiday treats early … humans are too predictable. 😂 What’s the naughtiest thing your pet has done this holiday season? Share below! #MarlaHolidayMischief #dogsofbluesky
December 23, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Merry Mischief Monday! 🎁 Found the holiday treats early … humans are too predictable. 😂 What’s the naughtiest thing your pet has done this holiday season? Share below! #MarlaHolidayMischief #dogsofbluesky
You look up for snacks, sass, and cat-chasing chaos. 🐾✨ Come along—I promise treats (for me). 🧀😂
December 23, 2024 at 3:51 PM
You look up for snacks, sass, and cat-chasing chaos. 🐾✨ Come along—I promise treats (for me). 🧀😂
Do you have cheese? 🧀 (asking for a friend) ✨🐶
December 23, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Do you have cheese? 🧀 (asking for a friend) ✨🐶