🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄
@markscottwood.bsky.social
dilettante at best. art making, mostly ceramic and cardboard, in a world of contraries. bad at most video games. lacks dopamine. content may vary. that's it. that's the biography, for now, for ever, for #norwich
www.markscottwood.com
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billionaires will selflessly survive the apocalypse so you don't have to
Sod this! I'm macrodosing
January 1, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Sod this! I'm macrodosing
MARK -- a chronic procrastinator and sufferer of severe task avoidance -- leaps out of bed and skips smuggly to the fridge that he overnighted some oats in.
December 31, 2025 at 9:02 AM
MARK -- a chronic procrastinator and sufferer of severe task avoidance -- leaps out of bed and skips smuggly to the fridge that he overnighted some oats in.
You'll never find me in the Popular With Friends column
December 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
You'll never find me in the Popular With Friends column
Why haven't i got a swanee whistle
December 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Why haven't i got a swanee whistle
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🎶 The world is waking outside my window
Bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao ciao ciao
Drags my senses into the sunlight
For there are things that I must do 🎶
Bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao ciao ciao
Drags my senses into the sunlight
For there are things that I must do 🎶
M❤MD❤NI
November 5, 2025 at 10:35 AM
🎶 The world is waking outside my window
Bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao ciao ciao
Drags my senses into the sunlight
For there are things that I must do 🎶
Bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao ciao ciao
Drags my senses into the sunlight
For there are things that I must do 🎶
Our local QD store is closing down and I'm utterly devastated so I bought myself a commemorative bag for life
October 29, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Our local QD store is closing down and I'm utterly devastated so I bought myself a commemorative bag for life
COUNTDOWN ++TO++ 🎃 SⱯMHⱯIN 🎃
Day 0ne
Day 0ne
Rasputina - Transylvanian Concubine
YouTube video by TheBronzeOfficalTV
youtu.be
October 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
COUNTDOWN ++TO++ 🎃 SⱯMHⱯIN 🎃
Day 0ne
Day 0ne
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You join us live from Danny Dyer’s birthday drinks.
September 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
You join us live from Danny Dyer’s birthday drinks.
August 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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omg they even ate the bones
June 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
omg they even ate the bones
Personal Independence Payment Review 2026
✅ Voluntary euthanasia
✅ Voluntary euthanasia
June 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Personal Independence Payment Review 2026
✅ Voluntary euthanasia
✅ Voluntary euthanasia
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Don’t ever talk to me or my son again
May 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Don’t ever talk to me or my son again
entering my falling-to-pieces era
April 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
entering my falling-to-pieces era
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Want to buy your child a lovely doll to keep them company overnight?
I found this one this afternoon which seems perfect.
I found this one this afternoon which seems perfect.
April 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Want to buy your child a lovely doll to keep them company overnight?
I found this one this afternoon which seems perfect.
I found this one this afternoon which seems perfect.
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Describe yourself as a building
April 11, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Describe yourself as a building
Congrats to MYINBOX for the 10k
April 10, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Congrats to MYINBOX for the 10k
I left the house once. I had a terrible time
April 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I left the house once. I had a terrible time
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I see you Madeley,
with Shrek and that lass,
Shrek and that lass,
Shrek and that lass,
I see you Madeley…
with Shrek and that lass,
Shrek and that lass,
Shrek and that lass,
I see you Madeley…
November 7, 2023 at 9:53 AM
I see you Madeley,
with Shrek and that lass,
Shrek and that lass,
Shrek and that lass,
I see you Madeley…
with Shrek and that lass,
Shrek and that lass,
Shrek and that lass,
I see you Madeley…
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how many of you are ghosts
March 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
how many of you are ghosts