spock i am begging you i have a family

they can’t see me like this

What do we think guys?

It's a knock on wood/frosty the snowman mashup

Can you feel the backbeat?

Uh oh, ska Christmas had broken out

Y'all this bari sax solo slaps

This is objectively hilarious.

how DARE

Oh to be a dog in a world full of delicious stories

You can turn all your gloves into mittens!

This is objectively the right lens but it's also sort of like if you tried to write a book but had only ever read Twitter. You'd probably want to put some funny videos in there! Followers like a mix!

I thought it was a little self-aware for her to realize she's the raccoon in this situation.

The metallic banging preceded the Boston cop being shot out of the slide like a bullet from his gun. He came out feet first like a breech birth into a world that had no sympathy for cops.

Could it really be true? We were redefining what it meant to be human. For millions of years the laws of biology had brooked no argument, laying down iron commands that all of humanity had no choice but to obey. Men couldn't get pregnant. Yet this blue hedgehog