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M. Alasdair
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Multi award-winning RetroAchievements developer: http://bit.ly/3sKaJ5S
pfp: @monstertrash.bsky.social 💕
thats a fucking Chuckle brother
leather goddesses of phobos, print ad, imagery, scratch n' sniff card (1986) archive.org/details/anal...
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Outside of my commercial games, check out my other stuff like my game stressing about the spread of Covid, the RPG about a cult that I made when I actually had Covid, and a revived 2016 twine about cowboy assassination.

scitydreamer.itch.io
November 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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May as well join sale season. Deal with my feelings of the 2020 election season with Slimes and deal with my problems with life in I Hate You, Please Suffer.

itch.io/s/171068/may...
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Special thanks to GOG for being so supportive of the project! HORSES preorders are now available on the store: www.gog.com/en/game/horses 🙏
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
so far, apart from the inability to make a custom character and having to play as some kinda cantopop twink, Dynasty Warriors Origins is pure Fuck. it Fucks very hard. it is wall to wall Fuck
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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To be explicit, we executed a German U-Boat commander who said he had to sink lifesaving gear / “inadvertently” kill survivors because it might give away his position, thereby potentially resulting in the loss of his submarine.

We executed multiple members of that crew.
Heinz-Wilhelm Eck might have something to say about this one.

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
November 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
started Dynasty Warriors Origins 5 minutes ago. mental health rollercoaster livetweet:

0m: this doesn't feel right
1m: oh my god no there's the buttrock guitar yes it does
2m: (emotional reaction causing tear formation)
5m:
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Weirdly good double feature about the power of direct action: 9 to 5 + Gremlins 2
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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バーチャロンも30周年なのかー
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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Completely normal panel of Ludwig Von Drake drinking water from a cactus, send post
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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an interpreter told me that the ASL sign for Carney is an adaptation of a sign for capitalism/wealth
2) This.

Carney is not a "centrist", he's a Harper-era conservative. However, everything has moved so far to the right that he now occupies a supposed "centre".
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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working on my peanuts pitch for adult swim
April 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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sorry ahead of time if this is one of those crisis posting arcs until i figure it out 😭 if anybody needs some short term freelancing done right now im free and NOT picky right now! and if any of yall are *wealthy* and want to help for the holidays my kofi is ko-fi.com/owchtips thanks for reading
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November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
i think like, it was "kind of funny" in red dead redemption when 25% of the time doing a quick lock-on aim and firing would shoot your own horse in the back of the head, but i've tried to play rdr2 like four times and every single time my main thought is "why the fuck are there so many inputs"
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
one of the top ten most important moments in narrative videogames imo
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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what i love is that in 1990 judas priest got brought to trial over the claim that subliminal messages in the recording "better by you better than me" caused two suicides and now in 2025 openai seems to be generating a suicide a week with its superliminal messages and the US government is funding it
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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Debut LPs from House Of Harm and Multiple Man are up for discussion on this week's podcast.

www.idieyoudie.com/2025/11/27/w...
We Have A Technical 586: Read the Messages | I Die: You Die
Debut LPs from House Of Harm and Multiple Man are up for discussion on this week's podcast.
www.idieyoudie.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Hey @support.bsky.team I was never told why I was put in time-out and as a result no lessons have been learned
November 27, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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pwincess daysee doodle🌼
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich

ME: oh dang that sounds so good

DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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oh I work at an emergency vet. i know what the boss ordering pizza means. keep fighting!
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.

What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM