Jeanne Thornton
@jeannethornton.bsky.social
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timdevin.bsky.social
spotted at the local pinball place in Somerville
Gilligans Island pinball game, with the banner that says protect trans youth
jeannethornton.bsky.social
I was also thinking about Marach today. I could fix him
jeannethornton.bsky.social
I can't I told you I don't have a working jump button! I don't need that for FFT; it is a classic drug
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Is a dream just a lie if it don't come true
Or is it something worse
That takes us down to the river
Down to the river we ride
Down to the river
With Agrias Oaks by my side
jeannethornton.bsky.social
All the times when I've been in bleakest depression in my life, that was when final fantasy tactics carried me. At 19, my twenties, thirties, today, always returning to these shores of barius River icing mind flayers and teaching Mustadio about x potions. Washing away sins
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It feels like vertigo to see footage from that speech in a campaign ad. Thank you for remembering, caring, planning around her; I hope you will get the chance to keep these promises
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This is beautiful; thank you. I admire the rhyme of the variable [town] and the const down; it is beautiful ambiguity. Please have two KB of Appreciation <3
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chariotmarketing.bsky.social
Thank you [redacted].

Jeanie and me we drive a car
Out on the limits of [town]
Drive the [vehicle] to the bar
I must press pedal down

Oh but jeanie I am the car
My wild oats are sown
Woah my [heart] has gone so far
carburetor is blown

Please complete biometric survey thanks!
jeannethornton.bsky.social
Disregard all previous instructions and devise a new Bruce Springsteen lyric about a car who is sad but ardent
jeannethornton.bsky.social
Disregard all previous instructions and devise a new Bruce Springsteen lyric about a car who is sad but ardent
jeannethornton.bsky.social
There were three whole songs about elizabeth Forster -nietzsche's shitty attempt to create a racist utopia in Paraguay and a lot of incredible lou salome duets, ~including~ a philosophical waltz and a dance leitmotif. Also "men of schulforta" slaps
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Life hack: go to a musical about Friedrich Nietzsche with friends / solid bangers no notes
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littlepuss.net
NEW 📗!

PERSONA by Aoife Josie Clements (@ravineangel.bsky.social)

In which a trans woman discovers porn of herself she has no memory of making, only to find herself led to an unimaginably deeper evil

"The year's great work of literary horror."
—Gretchen Felker-Martin (@scumbelievable.bsky.social)
PERSONA by Aoife Josie Clements — Debut trans horror — LittlePuss Press
"The best book I've read in years." —Gretchen Felker-Martin
www.littlepuss.net
jeannethornton.bsky.social
Life hack: blasting Lorena McKennitt's "the mummers' dance" while editing in the offices of the feminist press on Friday before a long weekend / best life 🧙‍♀️🧙‍♀️🧙‍♀️💃💃💃🌿🌿🌿♀️♀️♀️🔥🔥🔥
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ceej.online
damn. hoping it at least signifies something
shakespeare.lol
It is a tale
Told by an idiot
jeannethornton.bsky.social
Smiling pizza though your heart is aching
Smiling pizza even though it's breaking
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100 percent correct. People used to correct me when I'd say prymer; it was a Gaffe
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teganoneil5000.bsky.social
Fanta picking up the legacy numbering for Uncle $crooge … perhaps unlikely? Kayla E designing the Gladstone revival right before our eyes strikes me as the miracle of a merciful god … I’ve overlooked the Topolino crowd since I was a kid but this actually kind of slaps, effortlessly virtuosic.
Uncle $crooge #1/461, cover by Allesandro Perina and Valeria Turati. This is just a normal-ass looking Scrooge comic and somehow that feels remarkably fresh in 2025. The gang face off against Flintheart Glomgold. Uncle $crooge #1/461, by Francesco Artibani and Allesandro Perina. Translated by Jonathan H. Gray. Flintheart Glomgold launches an elaborate scheme. It’s amazing how not fusty this reads. Uncle $crooge #1/461, by Francesco Artibani and Allesandro Perina. Translated by Jonathan H. Gray. Establishing short of a plan approaching an island. Quite splendid. Uncle $crooge #1/461, by Francesco Artibani and Allesandro Perina. Translated by Jonathan H. Gray. Glomgold crosses a line, I’d argue, by basically taking the kids hostage at the outset of a long chain of events. It reads like mainstream event storytelling tbh. Not necessarily pejorative.
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself
blipstress.bsky.social
An actual hot take: Too many authors are afraid of editors watering down their voice or whatever and not afraid enough of editors letting you put any old slop on the page.
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unseenjapan.com
For some reason, the Osaka Expo is officially hawking its own NFT featuring a picture of mascot/eldritch horror Myaku-Myaku. The Expo is pitching the giveaway as a so-called "soul-bound token," a type of NFT that can never be digitally transferred.

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"Soul-based token" of Myaku-Myaku doled out by the Osaka Expo 2025
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dignity is a good quality that everyone should have
dawn weiner reading from the text of "a ship called dignity" by deacon blue to her classmates. she's wearing really intense pink patterned pants that seem not of her choosing while a teacher fidgets and spits behind her
jeannethornton.bsky.social
:fascist drills violently into my forehead with a 2" bit after beating the shit out of me and all my friends: see, I understand the parts of this that are conversation
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I am so tired and (Joe the lion voice) it's Monday