dymphna
@dymphna.bsky.social
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maybe only 20% back on my bullshit
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dymphna.bsky.social
i only want an LLM to summarize an email for me if it was written by an LLM.
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nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social
Wild Rhododendron — Yoichi Nishino
Painting of a black and white cat sitting under a very red bush
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navmecheng.bsky.social
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.
dymphna.bsky.social
you're just jealous bc you only have one consonant in your name
dymphna.bsky.social
I don't trust anyone who refers to me with a diminutive after I've introduced myself with my full name, and been in a room with people who only address me by my full name.
dymphna.bsky.social
computer brain insisting that language is all syntax
dymphna.bsky.social
ms word insists that I should always write "like" instead of "similar to" because "more concise language would be clearer for your reader." all other idiocy aside these mfs do not understand anything about register, language in general
dymphna.bsky.social
today I learned that the Supreme Court has an owl mascot called Amicus
The Right Honourable Beverley McLachin, the Chief Justice of Canada, stands next to an owl mascot in glasses wearing a judge's robe
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cinemashoebox.bsky.social
i've said it before, i'll say it again: if you look at a landscape too long you turn into a nazi
rsmythfreelance.bsky.social
Today I am mostly thinking about the popular inter-war literary genre 'animal stories written by fascists'. Join me.
Title page of a collection of animal stories by Henry Williamson: TARKA THE OTTER, SALAR THE SALMON, THE EPIC OF BROCK THE BADGER, CHAKCHEK THE PEREGRINE.
dymphna.bsky.social
had a neighbour who was a staff sergeant in the Toronto Police Service who would wear a t-shirt that said "Police: the most successful street gang in history"
octopodeeznuts.bsky.social
police are gangs that we all collectively pretend answer to elected officials because the truth is scary

i'm not even properly an anarchist but i thought we all knew this
charlottereads.com
sorry, who’s the ultimate authority of state police again?
dymphna.bsky.social
i found your halloween costume guys
dannykpolitics.bsky.social
WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
dymphna.bsky.social
I'm thinking more about this and I think industrial music keeps re-evolving from first principles because the conditions that produced it are everywhere
babadooknukem.bsky.social
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
dymphna.bsky.social
there were a few years back then when UFC was about honourable sweaty men rolling around and punching each other in the head. RIP.
dymphna.bsky.social
Based on how the Saudis have been spending their money (e.g., in UFC), I assume their ultimate goal is to make all men under 50 into penniless incels who blame all of their problems on women having jobs, etc.
How the EA buyout diverges from the playbook
Analysts explain how the high-risk leveraged buyout will impact Electronic Arts and the video game industry.
www.gamedeveloper.com
dymphna.bsky.social
oh, bless your heart.
dymphna.bsky.social
hell yeah

pritzker is the only illinois governor who does not belong in prison

this is what people want to see their politicians doing!!!
govpritzker.illinois.gov
If you come for my people, you come through me.
dymphna.bsky.social
don't threaten me with a good time
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nataliezed.bsky.social
Getting to show you all this cover and announce that VILLAIN is officially coming out in May of next year is such a joy and a relief i don't even know how to express it.
www.harpercollins.com/products/vil...
the cover for a book entitled Villain by Natalie Zina Walschots. the cover is a bright magenta with dark blue and teal lettering for the title, and the author's name is in yellow. there is an image of the silhouette of a woman carrying a cane, surrounded by the silhouettes of five superheroes.
dymphna.bsky.social
i saw this pic and immediately thought "damn ICE is setting donut shops on fire now?"
dymphna.bsky.social
not paying your personal guard usually is a good thing that ends well for dictators right
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babadooknukem.bsky.social
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
dymphna.bsky.social
ppl will tell you that you're "too old" at 30: they are wrong and dumb

pay attention to ergonomics at work

use good form when you exercise

learn a new language! learn to play another instrument!

seek out intellectual challenges bc you won't encounter them as much in your everyday life (probably)
essencesimmone.blacksky.app
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
dymphna.bsky.social
this makes the plot of Eyes Wide Shut even funnier.

it was already extremely funny because it was about Tom Cruise(!) in 1999(!!!) bitterly stalking around NYC because he could not get laid
clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social
“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man
Tweet from Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb
How Nicole Kidman's 'bottomless need for sexual attention' led to the end of her marriage to country music star Keith Urban: Nashville insiders open up to
ALISON BOSHOFF