Casey Kolderup
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Casey Kolderup
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· Sep 18
linux is apparently even compatible with kubernetes, so that's great news.
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We went to Florida together and made dead wife content.
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
We went to Florida together and made dead wife content.
Have you seen the new article? It’s by Lizza. It’s literally by Lizza. It’s about Nuzzi
November 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Have you seen the new article? It’s by Lizza. It’s literally by Lizza. It’s about Nuzzi
breaking in here to shut it all off
November 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
breaking in here to shut it all off
god-tier video game soundtrack www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fEc...
November 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
god-tier video game soundtrack www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fEc...
I do not understand what the point of building a “disable quote tweets” feature on your site is if an account with more than 800 thousand followers is allowed to circumvent it while calling out that he’s doing that
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I do not understand what the point of building a “disable quote tweets” feature on your site is if an account with more than 800 thousand followers is allowed to circumvent it while calling out that he’s doing that
here's the web app I built for what is presumably the endgame of Blue Prince. The contents of this link are spoiler-ish, though you have to fill the actual answers in yourself and it probably won't mean much to you if you haven't reached this point in the game.
rough-draft-assistant.verysafe.click
rough-draft-assistant.verysafe.click
Rough Draft Assistant
rough-draft-assistant.verysafe.click
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
here's the web app I built for what is presumably the endgame of Blue Prince. The contents of this link are spoiler-ish, though you have to fill the actual answers in yourself and it probably won't mean much to you if you haven't reached this point in the game.
rough-draft-assistant.verysafe.click
rough-draft-assistant.verysafe.click
I think we finished Blue Prince tonight after reaching what feels like the fourth ending? But also it was the least conclusive one yet?
November 17, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I think we finished Blue Prince tonight after reaching what feels like the fourth ending? But also it was the least conclusive one yet?
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ME: How are my financial investments going?
MY 25YO FULL-TIME CRYPTOCURRENCY GURU NAMED COLTYNN: Chief I'm maxxing so many thrillions your gay little head bout to spin off
ME: Please speak at a more respectful volume. I am your employer.
MY 25YO FULL-TIME CRYPTOCURRENCY GURU NAMED COLTYNN: Chief I'm maxxing so many thrillions your gay little head bout to spin off
ME: Please speak at a more respectful volume. I am your employer.
October 20, 2025 at 4:26 AM
ME: How are my financial investments going?
MY 25YO FULL-TIME CRYPTOCURRENCY GURU NAMED COLTYNN: Chief I'm maxxing so many thrillions your gay little head bout to spin off
ME: Please speak at a more respectful volume. I am your employer.
MY 25YO FULL-TIME CRYPTOCURRENCY GURU NAMED COLTYNN: Chief I'm maxxing so many thrillions your gay little head bout to spin off
ME: Please speak at a more respectful volume. I am your employer.
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get up
stand up
show posts to my wife
stand up
show posts to my wife
October 16, 2025 at 11:29 AM
get up
stand up
show posts to my wife
stand up
show posts to my wife
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got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit
May 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit
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God gives his barkiest dogs to His strongest my neighbors
September 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
God gives his barkiest dogs to His strongest my neighbors
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They call it a closet because you put your clos in et
September 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
They call it a closet because you put your clos in et
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(meeting someone’s baby) oh he probably smells my baby
September 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
(meeting someone’s baby) oh he probably smells my baby
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taking your coworkers here after a work event and waking up the next morning knowing who's getting fired
There’s a Karaoke Bar located in the part of Maspeth that’s just industrial machinery and old graves and it has no reviews on yelp and every room looks like if you tried to recreate the set of Deep Space 9 using stuff from Alibaba.
November 16, 2025 at 6:07 AM
taking your coworkers here after a work event and waking up the next morning knowing who's getting fired
who do you think are the celebrities whose kids are like "I gotta make sure my dad never finds out about The Adam Friedland Show"
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 AM
who do you think are the celebrities whose kids are like "I gotta make sure my dad never finds out about The Adam Friedland Show"
they don’t let me go to mozfest because I’d talk like this the entire time
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
they don’t let me go to mozfest because I’d talk like this the entire time
you don’t have to be a premium user on BlueSky to converse with Satan, you just have to get onto the Discover feed
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
you don’t have to be a premium user on BlueSky to converse with Satan, you just have to get onto the Discover feed
pretty sure the unemployment insurance office makes you wait on hold for a few hours just in case you find a job during that time and no longer need them
November 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
pretty sure the unemployment insurance office makes you wait on hold for a few hours just in case you find a job during that time and no longer need them
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I’m hiring for a visual designer! Come work with me for a very cool org doing very cool work: grnh.se/943kjeba6us
Some examples →
Some examples →
November 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I’m hiring for a visual designer! Come work with me for a very cool org doing very cool work: grnh.se/943kjeba6us
Some examples →
Some examples →
there was a 12-month period where Rosalia had that song where she killed The Weeknd and also was on the Oneohtrix Point Never remix and that was like 100x more artist cred than releasing an album where "I am an artist" is the statement could ever be
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 AM
there was a 12-month period where Rosalia had that song where she killed The Weeknd and also was on the Oneohtrix Point Never remix and that was like 100x more artist cred than releasing an album where "I am an artist" is the statement could ever be
the only three cueing I'm interested in is me hitting cue, cue hitting the floor, cue bottom text
November 12, 2025 at 7:55 AM
the only three cueing I'm interested in is me hitting cue, cue hitting the floor, cue bottom text
years later I still look at the Patreon "p" and think "10"
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 AM
years later I still look at the Patreon "p" and think "10"