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Pumpkin
@magickpumpkin.bsky.social
· Oct 1
I can’t imagine any Bsky early adopter was cool in high school, so what kind of loser were you?
Mousy daydreaming paint covered art student.
Ran home to watch cartoons alone.
Vampire and Mel Brooks movies enjoyed with reckless abandon.
Solo dance parties to heavy metal and pop.
Astrology + occult books littering the bedroom table and floor. Paint. 🎨📚
Atrocious dork laugh (still got it!).
Ran home to watch cartoons alone.
Vampire and Mel Brooks movies enjoyed with reckless abandon.
Solo dance parties to heavy metal and pop.
Astrology + occult books littering the bedroom table and floor. Paint. 🎨📚
Atrocious dork laugh (still got it!).
If anybody has sent me a PM, I can't see it. I'm in Ohio.
February 9, 2026 at 11:52 PM
If anybody has sent me a PM, I can't see it. I'm in Ohio.
Sitting here topless eating Subway. I know that stuffing my face with bread and meat free as the day I was born is what my German ancestors would've wanted for me.
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Sitting here topless eating Subway. I know that stuffing my face with bread and meat free as the day I was born is what my German ancestors would've wanted for me.
Share one of your favorite games
November 30, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Share one of your favorite games
I've eaten an irrational amount of pasta salad for the holidays.
November 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I've eaten an irrational amount of pasta salad for the holidays.
Made pasta with scallops for the first time in ages. 😋
winnie the pooh is sitting at a table with a plate and spoon .
ALT: winnie the pooh is sitting at a table with a plate and spoon .
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November 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Made pasta with scallops for the first time in ages. 😋
YOU'RE in a dance contest, CHOOSE. your... PARTner
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 AM
YOU'RE in a dance contest, CHOOSE. your... PARTner
Just had my teeth cleaned! 🦷
a cartoon character is wearing sunglasses and smiling while holding a purse
ALT: a cartoon character is wearing sunglasses and smiling while holding a purse
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November 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Just had my teeth cleaned! 🦷
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You olds don't need to hear this, but to you youngbloods out there, I come to you from the future: when the news begins talking about ways to save money for the holidays, rather than getting you hyped to drown in debt buying shit, that means shit is WAY FUCKING WORSE than they are letting on.
a man in a suit is holding a lemon and says this is bad i mean bad bad
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a lemon and says this is bad i mean bad bad
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November 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
You olds don't need to hear this, but to you youngbloods out there, I come to you from the future: when the news begins talking about ways to save money for the holidays, rather than getting you hyped to drown in debt buying shit, that means shit is WAY FUCKING WORSE than they are letting on.
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showtime
Leonid meteor shower is peaking tonight! Go outside and touch grass while star gazing!
The Leonid meteor shower peaks tonight: Here's where to look for 'shooting stars'
Leonid meteors may appear whenever the constellation Leo is above the horizon.
www.space.com
November 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
showtime
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
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The most heartening thing about right now is the propensity of my neighbors to run towards trouble
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The most heartening thing about right now is the propensity of my neighbors to run towards trouble
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BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
I was walking through the grocery store when I saw a manager wheeling a huge cart filled with Japanese snacks to the clearance area. Ran back and the cart was filled with one of my favorite (but prohibitively expensive) treats for .87 cents!
Sweet potato sticks acquired! 😋🍠
(Also matcha Pocky!)
Sweet potato sticks acquired! 😋🍠
(Also matcha Pocky!)
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I was walking through the grocery store when I saw a manager wheeling a huge cart filled with Japanese snacks to the clearance area. Ran back and the cart was filled with one of my favorite (but prohibitively expensive) treats for .87 cents!
Sweet potato sticks acquired! 😋🍠
(Also matcha Pocky!)
Sweet potato sticks acquired! 😋🍠
(Also matcha Pocky!)
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CNN: Hakeem Jeffries was asked this morning if you're the future of the democratic party. He said no.
ZOHRAN MAMDANI: Good to know.
CNN: Do you have a response?
MAMDANI: No. I'm focused on the next two days.
ZOHRAN MAMDANI: Good to know.
CNN: Do you have a response?
MAMDANI: No. I'm focused on the next two days.
November 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
CNN: Hakeem Jeffries was asked this morning if you're the future of the democratic party. He said no.
ZOHRAN MAMDANI: Good to know.
CNN: Do you have a response?
MAMDANI: No. I'm focused on the next two days.
ZOHRAN MAMDANI: Good to know.
CNN: Do you have a response?
MAMDANI: No. I'm focused on the next two days.
I feel bamboozled. I was craving something sweet, so I grabbed what appeared to be an overripe banana (perfect), but it was an under-ripe banana hiding in the peel all along! 😭🍌
November 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I feel bamboozled. I was craving something sweet, so I grabbed what appeared to be an overripe banana (perfect), but it was an under-ripe banana hiding in the peel all along! 😭🍌
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We open by discussing news stories like the Louvre heist that happened right on the Mercury-Mars conjunction, and how Pluto's first direct station in Aquarius coincided with a company going viral for launching a robot for people's homes.
The astrology of November opens with an explosive Mars-Uranus opposition, followed by Mercury retrograde conjunct Mars, Uranus returning to Taurus, and the final Saturn station in Pisces. Listen to the full rundown here: youtu.be/vz1KY69QXkQ
November Astrology Forecast 2025
YouTube video by The Astrology Podcast
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November 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
We open by discussing news stories like the Louvre heist that happened right on the Mercury-Mars conjunction, and how Pluto's first direct station in Aquarius coincided with a company going viral for launching a robot for people's homes.
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I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.
November 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.
Happy Halloween, everybody! 🎃👻💀🍬🍭🍫🦇🧛♂️🧙♂️🧙♀️🕷🕸🧟♂️🧟♀️
a black cat wearing a witch hat is holding pumpkins
ALT: a black cat wearing a witch hat is holding pumpkins
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October 31, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Happy Halloween, everybody! 🎃👻💀🍬🍭🍫🦇🧛♂️🧙♂️🧙♀️🕷🕸🧟♂️🧟♀️
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ICE followed the mother into a school and aggressively detained her along with her children.
This is so heartbreaking 💔
This is so heartbreaking 💔
October 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
ICE followed the mother into a school and aggressively detained her along with her children.
This is so heartbreaking 💔
This is so heartbreaking 💔
Show me your angles with memes in your camera roll
ASC ruled by 4H Libra Moon 🌜
IC ruled by 5H Scorpio Venus 🖤
DSC ruled by 4H Libra Saturn 🪐
MC ruled by 7H Capricorn Mars 🔴
ASC ruled by 4H Libra Moon 🌜
IC ruled by 5H Scorpio Venus 🖤
DSC ruled by 4H Libra Saturn 🪐
MC ruled by 7H Capricorn Mars 🔴
October 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Show me your angles with memes in your camera roll
ASC ruled by 4H Libra Moon 🌜
IC ruled by 5H Scorpio Venus 🖤
DSC ruled by 4H Libra Saturn 🪐
MC ruled by 7H Capricorn Mars 🔴
ASC ruled by 4H Libra Moon 🌜
IC ruled by 5H Scorpio Venus 🖤
DSC ruled by 4H Libra Saturn 🪐
MC ruled by 7H Capricorn Mars 🔴
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We are the daughters of the witches you slammed in the back of your Dragula
October 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
We are the daughters of the witches you slammed in the back of your Dragula
Don't mind me, just over here thriving on pumpkin sugar pork rinds dipped in Hardee's honey mustard sauce.
October 17, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Don't mind me, just over here thriving on pumpkin sugar pork rinds dipped in Hardee's honey mustard sauce.
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When the Nazi group chat ruins your talking points
October 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
When the Nazi group chat ruins your talking points
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Wynken, Blynken, and Nod as young girls 🥹 ✨️
October 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Wynken, Blynken, and Nod as young girls 🥹 ✨️