Callie Dot Dot Dot (Dinovember Era)
@calliedot.bsky.social
Average ordinary middle aged 🏳️⚧️ mom
For the 9th year in a row the dinosaurs protest the eating of their descendants
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
For the 9th year in a row the dinosaurs protest the eating of their descendants
I like my doses like I like my machines:
Micro
Micro
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I like my doses like I like my machines:
Micro
Micro
Gonna market ventilators to these people for when breathing becomes too much a chore
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Gonna market ventilators to these people for when breathing becomes too much a chore
This just in- it was the entirety of a Susan’s Place thread on acceptable haircuts for trans women
But what trans diatribe did the shooter write on the bullets?!
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This just in- it was the entirety of a Susan’s Place thread on acceptable haircuts for trans women
But what trans diatribe did the shooter write on the bullets?!
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
But what trans diatribe did the shooter write on the bullets?!
Going to be the first person to make money off off the AI craze by offering a service to delete any negative posts you’ve made about our very brilliant chatbot overlords
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Going to be the first person to make money off off the AI craze by offering a service to delete any negative posts you’ve made about our very brilliant chatbot overlords
AI-lbatross around our neck
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
AI-lbatross around our neck
Time was invented by the railroads to sell more clocks, but no one at work believes me when I tell them
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Time was invented by the railroads to sell more clocks, but no one at work believes me when I tell them
Yeah, I’m kind of a cinema buff
(Will point out the Wilhelm Scream any time it happens)
(Will point out the Wilhelm Scream any time it happens)
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Yeah, I’m kind of a cinema buff
(Will point out the Wilhelm Scream any time it happens)
(Will point out the Wilhelm Scream any time it happens)
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I know the internet has broken me cuz I saw a post where a woman was talking about how she was trying so hard to get disciplined but just couldn’t even after a couple weeks of trying, and I got real confused til I realized she was talking about developing good habits and not…something else
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I know the internet has broken me cuz I saw a post where a woman was talking about how she was trying so hard to get disciplined but just couldn’t even after a couple weeks of trying, and I got real confused til I realized she was talking about developing good habits and not…something else
The New Testament is absolutely unauthorized fanfic
people saying "harry potter was the first fandom" as if jesus christ didn't have TWELVE apostles smdh
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The New Testament is absolutely unauthorized fanfic
I know the internet has broken me cuz I saw a post where a woman was talking about how she was trying so hard to get disciplined but just couldn’t even after a couple weeks of trying, and I got real confused til I realized she was talking about developing good habits and not…something else
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I know the internet has broken me cuz I saw a post where a woman was talking about how she was trying so hard to get disciplined but just couldn’t even after a couple weeks of trying, and I got real confused til I realized she was talking about developing good habits and not…something else
Reposted by Callie Dot Dot Dot (Dinovember Era)
Every Dinovember I try and do one of the kids shows as a night and dress the dinos up like the characters. This year I did Deadwood, but that’s not one the kids watch. As far as they’re concerned it’s just cowboys.
Here’s the Widow Garett with Sheriff Bullock to start 🧵
Here’s the Widow Garett with Sheriff Bullock to start 🧵
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Every Dinovember I try and do one of the kids shows as a night and dress the dinos up like the characters. This year I did Deadwood, but that’s not one the kids watch. As far as they’re concerned it’s just cowboys.
Here’s the Widow Garett with Sheriff Bullock to start 🧵
Here’s the Widow Garett with Sheriff Bullock to start 🧵
Somebody, put James Carville away with the rest of the Halloween skeleton decorations, they’re no longer relevant and neither is he
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Somebody, put James Carville away with the rest of the Halloween skeleton decorations, they’re no longer relevant and neither is he
Reposted by Callie Dot Dot Dot (Dinovember Era)
The one, the only, the inebriated Calamity Jane
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The one, the only, the inebriated Calamity Jane
Every Dinovember I try and do one of the kids shows as a night and dress the dinos up like the characters. This year I did Deadwood, but that’s not one the kids watch. As far as they’re concerned it’s just cowboys.
Here’s the Widow Garett with Sheriff Bullock to start 🧵
Here’s the Widow Garett with Sheriff Bullock to start 🧵
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Every Dinovember I try and do one of the kids shows as a night and dress the dinos up like the characters. This year I did Deadwood, but that’s not one the kids watch. As far as they’re concerned it’s just cowboys.
Here’s the Widow Garett with Sheriff Bullock to start 🧵
Here’s the Widow Garett with Sheriff Bullock to start 🧵
Help, I used grok to roast someone at a party and now everyone is laughing and throwing things at me
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Help, I used grok to roast someone at a party and now everyone is laughing and throwing things at me
“Orwell smash was the right orbs” is the most incomprehensible British slang I’ve heard in a while
tech companies continually learning people don't want these things
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
“Orwell smash was the right orbs” is the most incomprehensible British slang I’ve heard in a while
Me trying to justify a Steam deck on the basis of all the money I saved buying games on Holiday sales
a close up of a woman 's face with a triangle and a mathematical formula .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a triangle and a mathematical formula .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Me trying to justify a Steam deck on the basis of all the money I saved buying games on Holiday sales
It’s that time of year where people ask what I’m doing for Thanksgiving, I say I’m a vegetarian, they say “I’m sorry”, and then I explain that we just put out fancy cheese and crackers and olives and appetizers and drink wine and graze all day and then they say “ohmygod that sounds so much better”
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It’s that time of year where people ask what I’m doing for Thanksgiving, I say I’m a vegetarian, they say “I’m sorry”, and then I explain that we just put out fancy cheese and crackers and olives and appetizers and drink wine and graze all day and then they say “ohmygod that sounds so much better”
Nintey Nine Red Balloons
November 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Nintey Nine Red Balloons
Per Variety, Ice Cube set to began filming on his long awaited silent film and newest entry into the franchise, Shut the Fuck Up Friday, this spring
November 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Per Variety, Ice Cube set to began filming on his long awaited silent film and newest entry into the franchise, Shut the Fuck Up Friday, this spring
Okay but who amongst us (who is not Chuck Schumer) wouldn’t be beaming to meet Mamdani?
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Okay but who amongst us (who is not Chuck Schumer) wouldn’t be beaming to meet Mamdani?
Anybody know which billionaire yacht would be the best flagship for a pirate fleet?
Asking for a mate.
Asking for a mate.
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Anybody know which billionaire yacht would be the best flagship for a pirate fleet?
Asking for a mate.
Asking for a mate.
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November 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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