Mâché
@machetheferret.bsky.social
mama ferret | pfp: pizzapawst | banner: kibblesyourbits | i write smut! see pinned thread for more details | 🏳️⚧️ she/he/it ΘΔ&, HRT 5/4/21 | 24🔞MINORS DNI | love gfs 💙♥️🧡🤍💚
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Mâché
@machetheferret.bsky.social
· Oct 30
yknow now that yet more folks are taking refuge here, ought to make a pinned post...thread? idk lol 🧵
hi, i'm your resident mama ferret!! :3
i write gay stuff and sometimes make shit in the source engine and youtube, and i love fat animal women
see the next post in the thread for links!
hi, i'm your resident mama ferret!! :3
i write gay stuff and sometimes make shit in the source engine and youtube, and i love fat animal women
see the next post in the thread for links!
waking up one day and deciding that i just want *more*
more what, exactly? welllllllllllll
more what, exactly? welllllllllllll
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
waking up one day and deciding that i just want *more*
more what, exactly? welllllllllllll
more what, exactly? welllllllllllll
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Look! It's Saint Sera from "Saint Sera's Sunday Sermon!", that old cartoon!
(She may or may not be only a few inches tall in the real world.)
(She may or may not be only a few inches tall in the real world.)
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Look! It's Saint Sera from "Saint Sera's Sunday Sermon!", that old cartoon!
(She may or may not be only a few inches tall in the real world.)
(She may or may not be only a few inches tall in the real world.)
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GOOD NEWS! Researchers have made a HUGE breakthrough towards a UNIVERSAL antiviral. By targeting sugar molecules found on the surface of many viruses that SHARE structural similarities, they identified FOUR compounds that successfully BLOCKED infections from SEVEN different viruses.
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have made a HUGE breakthrough towards a UNIVERSAL antiviral. By targeting sugar molecules found on the surface of many viruses that SHARE structural similarities, they identified FOUR compounds that successfully BLOCKED infections from SEVEN different viruses.
findomming myself to cause an infinite money glitch
November 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
findomming myself to cause an infinite money glitch
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Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
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Why don't we like "AI?"
You try to put it into everything in nonsensical ways.
It doesn't work the way you claim it will.
You don't pay for the work you use to generate it.
Your intent is labor reduction without a contributory return.
You know it's unpopular so you try to hide it.
You lie about it.
You try to put it into everything in nonsensical ways.
It doesn't work the way you claim it will.
You don't pay for the work you use to generate it.
Your intent is labor reduction without a contributory return.
You know it's unpopular so you try to hide it.
You lie about it.
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Why don't we like "AI?"
You try to put it into everything in nonsensical ways.
It doesn't work the way you claim it will.
You don't pay for the work you use to generate it.
Your intent is labor reduction without a contributory return.
You know it's unpopular so you try to hide it.
You lie about it.
You try to put it into everything in nonsensical ways.
It doesn't work the way you claim it will.
You don't pay for the work you use to generate it.
Your intent is labor reduction without a contributory return.
You know it's unpopular so you try to hide it.
You lie about it.
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Always love to see great talent using their platform for unabashed good.
'F*** Off And Let People Be': David Tennant Doubles Down On Support For Trans People
"People are trying to create division... and it's so f***ing unnecessary."
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Always love to see great talent using their platform for unabashed good.
kneading you into a fine soft dough, then baking you into the perfect stereotypical baguette whose sole purpose is to stick out of my stereotypical brown paper grocery bag
yknow, just so the audience knows that the bag does indeed contain assorted groceries. just a humble background prop :3
yknow, just so the audience knows that the bag does indeed contain assorted groceries. just a humble background prop :3
November 29, 2025 at 10:28 AM
kneading you into a fine soft dough, then baking you into the perfect stereotypical baguette whose sole purpose is to stick out of my stereotypical brown paper grocery bag
yknow, just so the audience knows that the bag does indeed contain assorted groceries. just a humble background prop :3
yknow, just so the audience knows that the bag does indeed contain assorted groceries. just a humble background prop :3
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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"stop putting words in my mouth!!!" i say blushily as the toon girl giggles and keeps feeding me her speech bubbles
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
"stop putting words in my mouth!!!" i say blushily as the toon girl giggles and keeps feeding me her speech bubbles
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consider the following modern classic:
elephant daisy tf
now consider this twist on a modern classic:
elephant daisy tf (permanent)
elephant daisy tf
now consider this twist on a modern classic:
elephant daisy tf (permanent)
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 AM
consider the following modern classic:
elephant daisy tf
now consider this twist on a modern classic:
elephant daisy tf (permanent)
elephant daisy tf
now consider this twist on a modern classic:
elephant daisy tf (permanent)
tried to fuck the entrance to Hazy Maze Cave and was Heavily Altered by the corruptive goop separating the cave from the castle, AMA
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
tried to fuck the entrance to Hazy Maze Cave and was Heavily Altered by the corruptive goop separating the cave from the castle, AMA
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this was funnier in my head
November 20, 2024 at 4:23 AM
this was funnier in my head
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everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
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God, I hope this is true
October 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
God, I hope this is true
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
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this picture fucking blows i photoshopped it in 5 minutes
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
this picture fucking blows i photoshopped it in 5 minutes
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Overheard at the comic con =3
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Overheard at the comic con =3
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”