Filipe M.
@macfilipe.bsky.social
Answerer of rhetorical questions. Never met an absurd that couldn't be further reduced. Will shitpost for pizza. Cogito, ergo screwupium.
(Acoustician by day, noise maker otherwise)
(Acoustician by day, noise maker otherwise)
DT: "Why aren't Europeans buying American cars?!"
KP: "Hold my beer........."
www.forbes.com/sites/alison...
KP: "Hold my beer........."
www.forbes.com/sites/alison...
www.forbes.com
December 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
DT: "Why aren't Europeans buying American cars?!"
KP: "Hold my beer........."
www.forbes.com/sites/alison...
KP: "Hold my beer........."
www.forbes.com/sites/alison...
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I really think that people not knowing how to learn things and then think about them is a huge problem.
December 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I really think that people not knowing how to learn things and then think about them is a huge problem.
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December 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
We're good, thanks, most MAGAs don't tend to leave the USA anyway.
Rep. Ogles: "It's not too late for Europe, but they've better be bold and aggressive in cleansing their cities and communities of people that hate them."
December 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
We're good, thanks, most MAGAs don't tend to leave the USA anyway.
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Notice how Trump and Republicans were having the worst couple weeks in the administration's history and they decided to pivot to hardcore attacking trans people?
December 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Notice how Trump and Republicans were having the worst couple weeks in the administration's history and they decided to pivot to hardcore attacking trans people?
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Which words have given you happiness this year? I’d love to hear them.
(And if you fancy some distraction over the holidays, do give my word game Two Words a try.
twowords2.page.link/play)
(And if you fancy some distraction over the holidays, do give my word game Two Words a try.
twowords2.page.link/play)
December 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Which words have given you happiness this year? I’d love to hear them.
(And if you fancy some distraction over the holidays, do give my word game Two Words a try.
twowords2.page.link/play)
(And if you fancy some distraction over the holidays, do give my word game Two Words a try.
twowords2.page.link/play)
I'm about to lose my fucking shit at Microsoft yet again.
These <insert strong expletive here> broke *fucking Notepad*! 🤦🏻♂️
These <insert strong expletive here> broke *fucking Notepad*! 🤦🏻♂️
December 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I'm about to lose my fucking shit at Microsoft yet again.
These <insert strong expletive here> broke *fucking Notepad*! 🤦🏻♂️
These <insert strong expletive here> broke *fucking Notepad*! 🤦🏻♂️
Anyway, this happened. Alas, it shall have to stay in the box for a bit longer because the thing that pays for such things is hell this week.
@guitarmoog.bsky.social
@guitarmoog.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Anyway, this happened. Alas, it shall have to stay in the box for a bit longer because the thing that pays for such things is hell this week.
@guitarmoog.bsky.social
@guitarmoog.bsky.social
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... so about that ballroom...
NEW: Humanitarian officials staged a last-minute plea to Trump officials at their fancy hotel to re-start food aid $ for a huge refugee camp in Kenya.
The Trumpers blew it off and babies starved.
@annamaria.bsky.social & Brett Murphy
www.propublica.org/article/keny...
The Trumpers blew it off and babies starved.
@annamaria.bsky.social & Brett Murphy
www.propublica.org/article/keny...
December 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
... so about that ballroom...
And proving that you miss 100% of the shots you don't take, DHL failed to deliver to the contracted address.
The concept of "last mile delivery" seems to be foreign to <checks notes>... a delivery service provider.
The concept of "last mile delivery" seems to be foreign to <checks notes>... a delivery service provider.
Hey DHL, any chance you could do what you were paid to do and a) deliver the parcel that's been sitting in your warehouse for at least 2 days now, and b) to my address, rather than a random drop-off point because "oh we're too busy to fulfill the contract we have with our clients"?
kthxbai
kthxbai
December 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM
And proving that you miss 100% of the shots you don't take, DHL failed to deliver to the contracted address.
The concept of "last mile delivery" seems to be foreign to <checks notes>... a delivery service provider.
The concept of "last mile delivery" seems to be foreign to <checks notes>... a delivery service provider.
Hey DHL, any chance you could do what you were paid to do and a) deliver the parcel that's been sitting in your warehouse for at least 2 days now, and b) to my address, rather than a random drop-off point because "oh we're too busy to fulfill the contract we have with our clients"?
kthxbai
kthxbai
December 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Hey DHL, any chance you could do what you were paid to do and a) deliver the parcel that's been sitting in your warehouse for at least 2 days now, and b) to my address, rather than a random drop-off point because "oh we're too busy to fulfill the contract we have with our clients"?
kthxbai
kthxbai
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getting kids up at the asscrack of dawn is bad for them! we’ve had actual research on this shit! it doesn’t build character, it just means they’re tired and cranky and don’t learn as well
No it's because for some of us it is more convenient to drive our kid to school than to have to get them up at 530 in the morning to be able to make the bus at 615 and then have them sit on the bus for an hour and a half on the way home too. 8 year old should not have a 530am-430pm day
What should I have expected from the hand wringing was website but people who are smothering their kids in the hope that their kid will never ever develop the independent skills to actually leave. If you're going to do this, get a dog, it's less cruel.
December 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
getting kids up at the asscrack of dawn is bad for them! we’ve had actual research on this shit! it doesn’t build character, it just means they’re tired and cranky and don’t learn as well
Eyes. On. The. Ball.
Someone is trying to convince you an experienced political operative was caught by surprise after 11 interviews with the same journalist. Do with that what you will.
Someone is trying to convince you an experienced political operative was caught by surprise after 11 interviews with the same journalist. Do with that what you will.
December 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Eyes. On. The. Ball.
Someone is trying to convince you an experienced political operative was caught by surprise after 11 interviews with the same journalist. Do with that what you will.
Someone is trying to convince you an experienced political operative was caught by surprise after 11 interviews with the same journalist. Do with that what you will.
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Last chance to order a truly unique gift before Xmas - a piece of art made out of all the virtues and flaws of a real human (in this case a wee Portuguese-born numpty living in Scotland)
Have a look through wgsaraband.com and get in touch if anything catches your eye - your support is appreciated 💙
Have a look through wgsaraband.com and get in touch if anything catches your eye - your support is appreciated 💙
December 16, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Last chance to order a truly unique gift before Xmas - a piece of art made out of all the virtues and flaws of a real human (in this case a wee Portuguese-born numpty living in Scotland)
Have a look through wgsaraband.com and get in touch if anything catches your eye - your support is appreciated 💙
Have a look through wgsaraband.com and get in touch if anything catches your eye - your support is appreciated 💙
That "substantial drop in inflation" has a name, but people won't like it...
BARTIROMO: What is the administration's plan to rein in the cost of food and housing?
BESSENT: People should be stressed because it's Biden inflation. We are bringing that down. I suspect we are gonna see a substantial drop in inflation in the first 6 months of next year.
BESSENT: People should be stressed because it's Biden inflation. We are bringing that down. I suspect we are gonna see a substantial drop in inflation in the first 6 months of next year.
December 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
That "substantial drop in inflation" has a name, but people won't like it...
It cannot be emphasized enough how each passing day reveals more and more that politics is mostly about making life miserable for entire groups of people.
December 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It cannot be emphasized enough how each passing day reveals more and more that politics is mostly about making life miserable for entire groups of people.
Generations.
That's how long that one is going to take to clean up.
That's how long that one is going to take to clean up.
December 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Generations.
That's how long that one is going to take to clean up.
That's how long that one is going to take to clean up.
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So many people are going through a very difficult time right now, but they still have to show up for work or school like it's any other Monday.
Please be kind to each other, and give each other a little extra space today. If someone is a little quick to over-react, please respond with kindness.
Please be kind to each other, and give each other a little extra space today. If someone is a little quick to over-react, please respond with kindness.
December 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
So many people are going through a very difficult time right now, but they still have to show up for work or school like it's any other Monday.
Please be kind to each other, and give each other a little extra space today. If someone is a little quick to over-react, please respond with kindness.
Please be kind to each other, and give each other a little extra space today. If someone is a little quick to over-react, please respond with kindness.
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
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Does anyone want bar work in central Hackney? My friend really needs good staff at The Globe, just off Mare Street/near Hackney Central station
December 13, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Does anyone want bar work in central Hackney? My friend really needs good staff at The Globe, just off Mare Street/near Hackney Central station
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Bluesky pals, here's an early preview exclusive:
Painted these A4-sized abstract koi fish with vibrant Japanese watercolours + fine liner. Truly some of my finest work! So freshly done I haven't even signed them yet.
Any takers before I list them? £180 each or £300 both, get in touch (UK only) 😊
Painted these A4-sized abstract koi fish with vibrant Japanese watercolours + fine liner. Truly some of my finest work! So freshly done I haven't even signed them yet.
Any takers before I list them? £180 each or £300 both, get in touch (UK only) 😊
December 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Bluesky pals, here's an early preview exclusive:
Painted these A4-sized abstract koi fish with vibrant Japanese watercolours + fine liner. Truly some of my finest work! So freshly done I haven't even signed them yet.
Any takers before I list them? £180 each or £300 both, get in touch (UK only) 😊
Painted these A4-sized abstract koi fish with vibrant Japanese watercolours + fine liner. Truly some of my finest work! So freshly done I haven't even signed them yet.
Any takers before I list them? £180 each or £300 both, get in touch (UK only) 😊
Erm wtf, I could swear I was already following @katmabu.bsky.social, but just had to refollow? Is bsky going down the same road as that other hellsite, or did I miss something?
December 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Erm wtf, I could swear I was already following @katmabu.bsky.social, but just had to refollow? Is bsky going down the same road as that other hellsite, or did I miss something?
Please don't let my listening to Dave Matthew's Band keep you from drilling and hammering every fucking friday afternoon since forever, our lovely neighbour who also fills my bedroom with cigarette smoke at 3am every night. Sorry if my Kali LP-6's are too loud for your fucking drill.
December 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Please don't let my listening to Dave Matthew's Band keep you from drilling and hammering every fucking friday afternoon since forever, our lovely neighbour who also fills my bedroom with cigarette smoke at 3am every night. Sorry if my Kali LP-6's are too loud for your fucking drill.