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Filipe M.

@macfilipe.bsky.social

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Answerer of rhetorical questions. Never met an absurd that couldn't be further reduced. Will shitpost for pizza. Cogito, ergo screwupium.

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Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 6h

... which is why I use mostly solid body guitars. The drummer can find their own food.

mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 2d

The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 6h

I'm getting ready for the projection and claims that it's all AI.

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 6h

once again, NASCAR rules: track limits are just suggestions, feel free to do the quickest way around, even if that means riding walls or finishing races going backwards.

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 8h

Governance by 4chan shitposters. What could go wrong.

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 8h

No free puppies though?

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 9h

Or do the NASCAR thing, keep adding 3 laps whenever there's a chance of finishing under safety car.

Or something like that.

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 9h

For all the wrong reasons, but that was more entertaining to me than a lot of full distance races. 😬

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 9h

That's one hell of a rookie season.

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 10h

Martin Brundle: "They've got a fast car"

yeah, but do they also want a ticket to anywhere? Is it fast enough that they can fly away?

#F1

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 10h

🎵Asshole son
Mow the lawn
You've wrecked the car agaaaaain
Asshole son
Asshole son
Asshole sooooon...

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 10h

George, that's not how any of that works. If you go off track, you go off track.

#F1

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 10h

*terms and conditions apply.

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 10h

In fairness, Shaarl tried to drive him off the track, so there's that...

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 10h

Yeah, if "sort of" means "locking the front left and leaving the track". As much as I hate it when Max does it, he's a lot cleaner.

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 10h

Some geezer trying to out-Max Max.

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 10h

It's T1 at COTA on the first lap, it's almost guaranteed there's going to be someone there. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 10h

Thank you, I was getting worried I was the crazy one with all the "not his fault". Wtf, he turns in without looking, it's T1 at COTA, *there will be someone there*.

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 11h

Driver. Sodding autocowreck.

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 11h

They can't math and fuck up drive names pronunciation at the same time, and the latter has priority.

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 12h

Oh ffs, now even the ELMS people are saying "Cuh-MAH-ra?" Gaaaaaah.

(btw, I bet Célia Martin would also like a word, it takes effort to fuck up both her names...)

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 12h

London's pubs most guaranteed to have a free table on a Friday or Saturday night even if you do have to negotiate some arcane licensing restrictions to get to it and also the beer is reasonably priced and they are in central Stratford (hello, I have a new pub it's The Queen's Head, E15)

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 12h

According to Terry Pratchett, please don't ever let the Nac Mac Feegle walk into your pub and start a fight in it... they might bring the whole place down, then rebuild it the wrong way around, and you'd have a problem with the name...

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 12h

narrator's voice: "Steve woke up and chose violence. Yummy, tasty violence. With cream."

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 15h

I suspect that's exactly the problem... too many feelings, not enough of the rest.

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 1d

... is this still about Singapore T1? 😬