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🍂🍁Lyse 🍁🍂
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Veteran, nurse, crafter, and cat
mom. She/her. PNW.
Also @[email protected]
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Once again, everyone. Every skeet is a post, but not every post is a skeet.
I think that Socks is right.
I’m being yelled at to stop working but I’m supposed to bill for another hour
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Starting the day with a peppermint bark blondie mocha 🤤
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Oh fuck off
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Rincewind had generally been reckoned by his tutors to be a natural wizard in the same way that fish are natural mountaineers.

- Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Your sister is a predator, Charlie Brown
The boy’s a time bomb, Charlie Brown
shoulda killed me when you had the chance, Charlie Brown
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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I will take this dumb take as a flimsy springboard to show the absolutely exquisite apple pie that my friend made of me and my husband for our wedding
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Pie is the spiritual kin of dumplings
Cake is the spiritual kin of bread
Pie is clearly superior to cake.
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Who’s gonna start the GFM?
waiting for my bluesky pbc grant to Log Off
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Thank goodness for our robust emergency agencies, right?
Tornado strikes near Houston, damaging 100 homes and leaving thousands without power
More than 100 structures in the Memorial Northwest community of Harris County were damaged, a local elected official said.
www.nbcnews.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This is an amazing insult to Homer. He may be lazy and incompetent but he isn’t evil.
If I were an aspiring authoritarian, I would want my FBI head to be a personal J. Edgar Hoover. Or even barring that a G. Gordon Liddy.

Instead Trump appears to have gotten one with the cunning and work ethic of Homer J. Simpson.
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
They were men who felt that The Time Had Come. Regimes can survive barbarian hordes, crazed terrorists and hooded secret societies, but they're in real trouble when prosperous and anonymous men sit around a big table and think thoughts like that.

- Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Luckily I have a lot of hydroxyzine 😄
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Hives SUCK
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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ⓘ you have been visited by a Jerrypost ("the temples are the sideburns of the forehead.") repost or face six years of bad posting
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Why am I so weak for Italian monkey bread
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Is anyone in the Torment Nexus? I just need an hour, I swear.
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
That last line fucking killed me
One Thanksgiving we were in the garage, I dared my brother to bite down on the handle of a power sander and turn it on. He did.

One Emergency Room visit and one concussion later, and I was in Big Trouble with Mom.

We were in our 20s.
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Marriage
Butter
Sex

…uh, I don’t know what 2026 has planned but I think I’m gonna pass 😄
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Lmfao. Talking to the CPAP clinic and she had to do a current safety screen. It’s so weird have the Columbia screening used on me instead of being the one using 😄😄
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I totally remembered this bookmark I made
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
“Arse anal” sounds like arsenal
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Lmao
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM