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lyse.bsky.social
🎄⛄️ Lyse ⛄️🎄
@lyse.bsky.social
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Veteran, nurse, crafter, and cat
mom. She/her. PNW.

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A round hot cocoa cookie with marshmallows
December 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Want
A pink hello kitty automatic pistol with a pompom charm
December 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Throwback to about 12 hours after Tabi decided that the street was too real and told me she was moving in #caturday
A tiny torbie kitten stands on a vets stainless steel table. Next to her is a 16 oz bottle of water that is as tall as she is A torbie kitten with green eyes chills casually in the counter in a vets exam room. One teeny tiny paw with white toe socks dangles over the edge of the counter
December 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
lyse.bsky.social
Tabitha “Are you calling me fat?!”
Torbie cat lays on a bed. In the foreground are a pair of glasses
December 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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I have to use the bathroom
A torbie cat sleeping on a grey blanket on my legs
December 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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What you trying to say, Bsky?
Lyse @lyse.bsky.social AltText User she/her Posts a lot: more than 100 times yesterday
December 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Uhhhh
A raccoon just standing upright on the top of an alligators head as they go cruising thru the water
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Omgomgomg - this is a REAL pic? It can’t be.
Image of Trump grasping a blue ribbon between two finger with the most vacant look on his face
December 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Guys
Image of a pile of small lozenge shaped bread bites with garlic and Parmesan
December 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Image of a pile of small lozenge shaped bread bites with with garlic and Parmesan on them
December 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Why does this seem familiar? Oh…
Cartoon of a large building with an announcement board reading “SPPINGFIELD CIVIC CENTER FIRST ANNUAL MONTGOMERY BURNS AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN THE FIELD OF EXCELLENCE”
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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*sigh*
Image of an upset man in glasses and plaid in front of a computer “Just know that this like was given under duress”
December 3, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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when you let her give you neck kisses but then she starts giving you a hickey Image of a crocodile looking startled and a large cat (cheetah?) gripping his neck rightly in her jaws
December 3, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Scene from the Simpsons. Sideshow Bob is testifying. A woman in the jury turns to another juror and states “No one who speaks German could be an evil man.”
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Listening to an audiobook that mentioned these and it hit me - there are readers/listeners that have never seen these. It’s always the little things that really make the “you’re old” hit harder
Image of a terminal waiting area. Along one side are people seated in chairs with small televisions mounted and a coin slot below the tv
December 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Let’s see how this goes 😝
A nicotine vape and THC vape side by side
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Scoob. Please. Check this out:
Screen shot of a musical recap on top albums. Folk Songs for Solar Sailors Leslie Fish and The Dehorn Crew Birth Of The Cool Miles Davis The Best Of The Statler Brothers The Statler Brothers Aladdin (Original Motion Picture Soun... Various Artists
December 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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My relationship with my cat is like when Princess Leia tells Han, "I love you" and Han says, "I know." Except then Han ruins everything I have. Image: a long haired creamsicle cat is sitting on a vanity and caught in the act of knocking something to the floor
December 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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@ladytea.bsky.social Troy reminds me of Thor
A pigeon got into our house today. my cat Troy has a different method of hunting Image: two small orange cats are staring alertly at something off screen, looking like they are ready to pounce. There is also a rotund tabby with a white belly that is lying on his back staring at something off screen, but looks like he’d need to rock a bit in order to roll over
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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How the hell are you gonna name your cat Pennywise and then complain about them being a little shit
A tortie hold a humans foot and latched on to the toe of the sock and looking at the camera with her eyes narrowed
December 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party:
An oversized green hoodie with white trim. When I say oversized it is floor length (especially at 5’3). It has two front pockets and a hood large enough to pull up high and it would probably hide at least most of your face
December 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Get him something like this
Image of a huge antique dive Helmet in a coppery color
December 1, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Uh, guys? Did no one touch grass today?
Screenshot of the Bsky icon with 155 notifications
December 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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My very first car - a 1979 Toyota Celica hatchback (photo not of actual car). Bought from a supervisor that refused to hand over the keys until I could demonstrate how to change a tire or check fluid levels.
Yellow 1979 Toyota Celica hatchback
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Scrolling down a Pinterest list of “cool things to buy” when I ran across this. I gotta, garden tool was NOT my first split second impression
48. A Weird Garden Tool That Gets Weeds Out At The Root Garden Guru Pink Hand Weeder Tool amazon See price on Amazon Image: an odd pink handled tool that extends in a long wavy silver tool with a small notch at the very end. (My initial impression was a pink vibrator wired to plug into a wall outlet)
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM