˚☽‧⁺˖⋆ phosphophyllite 𓍊‧𓋼₊
@lunardial.nexus
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💕 neko doll mommy wife @misanthropicmaid.bsky.social
⌨️ discord: absent.moon
cats // girls // cogsci/brain/stats // grad school & academia (derogatory) // I post long rambling threads a lot dont follow if u dont wanna see that
💕 neko doll mommy wife @misanthropicmaid.bsky.social
⌨️ discord: absent.moon
cats // girls // cogsci/brain/stats // grad school & academia (derogatory) // I post long rambling threads a lot dont follow if u dont wanna see that
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my paper is garbage I hate it
November 30, 2025 at 9:32 AM
my paper is garbage I hate it
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This Thanksgiving we're thankful for:
- the staggering success of Caltrain electrification
- CA's continued funding commitment to high-speed rail
- Cancellation of the ONT Connector Tesla tunnels creating space for better transit projects in the Rancho/Ontario area.
- the staggering success of Caltrain electrification
- CA's continued funding commitment to high-speed rail
- Cancellation of the ONT Connector Tesla tunnels creating space for better transit projects in the Rancho/Ontario area.
November 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
This Thanksgiving we're thankful for:
- the staggering success of Caltrain electrification
- CA's continued funding commitment to high-speed rail
- Cancellation of the ONT Connector Tesla tunnels creating space for better transit projects in the Rancho/Ontario area.
- the staggering success of Caltrain electrification
- CA's continued funding commitment to high-speed rail
- Cancellation of the ONT Connector Tesla tunnels creating space for better transit projects in the Rancho/Ontario area.
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
she would only hang out with me when no one else is around smh
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
she would only hang out with me when no one else is around smh
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why is miss universe always from earth
November 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
why is miss universe always from earth
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when a comediän jaçks-œff in front of women nònconsensűally
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
when a comediän jaçks-œff in front of women nònconsensűally
I barely even talk to anyone but ok
November 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I barely even talk to anyone but ok
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November 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
gross
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
gross
in a weird state of paralysis that I can’t fucking do anything I was supposed to do but I know there’s no point talking to my PI cuz he’ll just shrug and go welp it do be like that sometimes
November 29, 2025 at 8:50 AM
in a weird state of paralysis that I can’t fucking do anything I was supposed to do but I know there’s no point talking to my PI cuz he’ll just shrug and go welp it do be like that sometimes
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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Depressing late Friday holiday news dump: Northwestern agrees to pay $75 million to the federal government.
The faculty vote against doing this, @heidikitrosser.bsky.social points out, was 595-4.
That's the kind of margin where going the other way reflects a major failure of university governance.
The faculty vote against doing this, @heidikitrosser.bsky.social points out, was 595-4.
That's the kind of margin where going the other way reflects a major failure of university governance.
Here’s the text of the Northwestern settlement with the DoJ, which includes a $75 million financial component / payoff (cc @profmarkovic.bsky.social):
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Depressing late Friday holiday news dump: Northwestern agrees to pay $75 million to the federal government.
The faculty vote against doing this, @heidikitrosser.bsky.social points out, was 595-4.
That's the kind of margin where going the other way reflects a major failure of university governance.
The faculty vote against doing this, @heidikitrosser.bsky.social points out, was 595-4.
That's the kind of margin where going the other way reflects a major failure of university governance.
so many people react to this thread with "ugh kids are stupid for acting like this" or "ugh instructors are stupid for not solving this" but my hot take is simply that stop forcing everyone to go to college, most of them dont wanna be there & they will never thrive
An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
so many people react to this thread with "ugh kids are stupid for acting like this" or "ugh instructors are stupid for not solving this" but my hot take is simply that stop forcing everyone to go to college, most of them dont wanna be there & they will never thrive
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last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
turns out this is a whole thing
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
turns out this is a whole thing
so I've thought about this for a while now but I still think that if you advertise "the great replacement" to millions of people you fully deserve to die from freak accidents or malice actually
November 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
so I've thought about this for a while now but I still think that if you advertise "the great replacement" to millions of people you fully deserve to die from freak accidents or malice actually
YO WHAT
如月千早 - 約束 / THE FIRST TAKE
YouTube video by THE FIRST TAKE
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
YO WHAT
is the on sale M4 air any good
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
is the on sale M4 air any good
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mckinley strawberries, 1900
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
mckinley strawberries, 1900
the fuck you mean my cybersecurity awareness training is overdue!!! I just did the cybersecurity awareness training three months ago!!! What the fuck!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
the fuck you mean my cybersecurity awareness training is overdue!!! I just did the cybersecurity awareness training three months ago!!! What the fuck!!!!
why does the migraine tracking app only have "pounding pain" "throbbing pain" "pulsating pain" what im looking for is "droning pain with no source no breaks and no end"
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
why does the migraine tracking app only have "pounding pain" "throbbing pain" "pulsating pain" what im looking for is "droning pain with no source no breaks and no end"
orphan black echos is fucked up
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
orphan black echos is fucked up