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Good Morning,
I love it when I wake up to a billionaire getting dragged across the sky.
Bring back Blockbuster and the Curtis Mathis TV wrapped in 1000 pound oak frame on a matching swivel.

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December 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Free Rainbow flags for the first 68,000 plus fans!
🏳️‍🌈
Seattle will move forward with its World Cup “Pride Match” on June 26 despite objections from Iran and Egypt over the Pride branding. Both nations asked FIFA to intervene, but local organizers say the plans stand.
Seattle’s World Cup "Pride Match" Pits Two Anti-Gay Nations
FIFA faces objections from Iran and Egypt as Seattle keeps its Pride-branded match tied to the city’s Pride Weekend.
www.metroweekly.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Good Morning
Go Hawks!
#TGIBF
December 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Good Morning,
I love it when I wake up to a billionaire getting dragged across the sky.
December 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
💙💙💙
But his tan suit.
I couldn’t leave Chicago without getting a cut from my old barber, Zariff!
December 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I’ve never seen the movie
Love Actually.
With Liam Neeson coming out as an anti-vaxxer I'm forced to conclude that "Love Actually" may now be something of a problematic movie.
December 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I strongly despise the wind. 💨🌲🌲🌲
a woman is sitting on a couch with her arms outstretched and saying enough .
Alt: a woman is sitting on a couch with her arms outstretched and saying enough .
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December 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Know your love language.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
December 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Peacock never took the bait.

Back to HBO MAX
a woman says " two points for trying " while wearing a sequined dress
Alt: a woman says " two points for trying " while wearing a sequined dress
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December 9, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Write it, regret it.
Say it, forget it.

She wrote it
She sent it.
To me.

Cremation or coffin?
a woman in a black dress is holding a red rose in her hand .
Alt: a woman in a black dress is holding a red rose in her hand .
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Tylenol Tendons
[sees elite athlete tear achilles tendon]

VAXXED???
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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US 97 is closed in both directions at milepost 219, four miles north of Orondo, due to a collision. There is no detour available and no estimated time of reopening. Motorists traveling between Wenatchee and Chelan should use US 97A on the west side of the Columbia River.
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I think my Thai place has stored my number. When he answers, he just yells my regular order out for the entire restaurant to hear followed by 15 minutes and DON’T COME EARLY.
??? I just called a restaurant to place an order for pick up and they answered the phone like, “hello??”

Girl identify yourself as the restaurant I was really confused for a second. LOL
December 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I dont think we're going to see real daylight today.
#PNW
a very tall tower with a cloudy sky behind it
Alt: a very tall tower with a cloudy sky behind it
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December 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
You okay honey?
💀
Laura and Kevin

#GH
December 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Canva. 😵‍💫
December 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Friends is the Gilligan’s Island of the 70s-80s. It’s always airing on the channel next to the Law and Order channel. 🥰
I had no idea Friends was still such a *thing*. Do the babies protesting about it leaving Netflix know you can buy the complete series on DVD for £35, which is a few months' Netflix sub?
I won’t be there for you: Friends leaves Netflix – and outrages fans
After a decade, millennials’ favourite comfort watch is dropping off the streamer, prompting threats of cancelled subscriptions. But will it really vanish?
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Memories~
The creaking door

The AOL chat rooms you could just leave mid-conversation and vanish like a ghost. No explanation, no receipts, no ‘left the chat’—just poof, gone.”

I’m in!
December 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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In golf we call that a "fat shot "
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Missing teen Mill Creek, WA. Just saw this on Neighbors: neighbors.ring.com/n/O1MoREji2O
Ring Neighbors
neighbors.ring.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Happy Hour at the Bird Buddy.
December 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I'm not a doctor, but I've been watching General Hospital since 1979.

Will someone take the fork eater and fake Oz on a tour of the high-fructose corn syrup aisle/freezer at the grocery store?

Uncrustables should be a felony.
December 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Cheers with water tho.
November 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Good Morning,
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.
. Your cat is not missing.

Cathcart Cayotes
🐕🐕🐕
November 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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We don’t praise MySpace Tom enough. He created his platform, changed the world, made his money and fucked off. He didn’t put Katy Perry in a rocket or destroy the Washington Post. I wish him well.
November 29, 2025 at 11:52 AM