Lucky_Zero
@luckyzero.bsky.social
Bartender, avid GM, father to the world's most ginger dragon slayer. Collector of stupid hats.
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Lucky_Zero
@luckyzero.bsky.social
· Feb 17
My coworkers have remarked that they can't believe I've met so many weird people/actual fuckin monsters in my life and, buddy, I hate to break it to you.
You have. You just didn't take the time to see it.
You have. You just didn't take the time to see it.
The hilarious part about ai failing so hard is that all they had to do was put tits on it
February 11, 2026 at 11:16 PM
The hilarious part about ai failing so hard is that all they had to do was put tits on it
I constantly wonder who's gonna be the new giant asshole when this one dies because jd Vance has the charisma of dead baby jokes shouted into a fuckin megaphone
February 11, 2026 at 11:14 PM
I constantly wonder who's gonna be the new giant asshole when this one dies because jd Vance has the charisma of dead baby jokes shouted into a fuckin megaphone
No, they think that this administration is smart because they're seeing them on television. This is them believing pro wrestling is real.
At some point you must explain to them that bondi has absolutely wiped ass down drunk and went all day with poopoochoochoo just like any other dumb asshole.
At some point you must explain to them that bondi has absolutely wiped ass down drunk and went all day with poopoochoochoo just like any other dumb asshole.
February 11, 2026 at 8:33 PM
No, they think that this administration is smart because they're seeing them on television. This is them believing pro wrestling is real.
At some point you must explain to them that bondi has absolutely wiped ass down drunk and went all day with poopoochoochoo just like any other dumb asshole.
At some point you must explain to them that bondi has absolutely wiped ass down drunk and went all day with poopoochoochoo just like any other dumb asshole.
My child demanded we read the Die Hard Christmas book today.
You goddamned better believe I do Alan Rickman's voice.
You goddamned better believe I do Alan Rickman's voice.
February 11, 2026 at 8:09 PM
My child demanded we read the Die Hard Christmas book today.
You goddamned better believe I do Alan Rickman's voice.
You goddamned better believe I do Alan Rickman's voice.
There's bound to be a few who are going to put "I stand with kid rock" in their tindr profiles right next to "separated"
February 9, 2026 at 9:39 PM
There's bound to be a few who are going to put "I stand with kid rock" in their tindr profiles right next to "separated"
Some off duty cop vibes ass wraparound shades wearing dingus having a full sobbing adjacent meltdown because his 4 year old doesn't want to walk away from the tiger.
Buddy do you wear a strap to enforce bathtime you fuckin hero?
Buddy do you wear a strap to enforce bathtime you fuckin hero?
February 5, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Some off duty cop vibes ass wraparound shades wearing dingus having a full sobbing adjacent meltdown because his 4 year old doesn't want to walk away from the tiger.
Buddy do you wear a strap to enforce bathtime you fuckin hero?
Buddy do you wear a strap to enforce bathtime you fuckin hero?
Nothing makes me feel like a good parent quite like a trip to the zoo
February 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Nothing makes me feel like a good parent quite like a trip to the zoo
Oh hey, I work at Medieval Times now. And like a lot of you might have suspected, everyone is so incredibly sweet and nerdy. I love it.
January 25, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Oh hey, I work at Medieval Times now. And like a lot of you might have suspected, everyone is so incredibly sweet and nerdy. I love it.
What if I wrote a screenplay that was just Dredd 2014 but it's Star Wars and its two Jedi on the verge of being kicked out of the order because of questionable tactics being sent to infiltrate a supposed Sith hive that goes completely tits up and now they have to fight a whole city of force adepts?
June 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
What if I wrote a screenplay that was just Dredd 2014 but it's Star Wars and its two Jedi on the verge of being kicked out of the order because of questionable tactics being sent to infiltrate a supposed Sith hive that goes completely tits up and now they have to fight a whole city of force adepts?
"The royalty must die like common beggars and petty thieves"
Fuck nudes.
I wanna know the lyrics you would get tattooed on your body.
I wanna know the lyrics you would get tattooed on your body.
May 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
"The royalty must die like common beggars and petty thieves"
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"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!"
May 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!"
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I take my shitposting very seriously, you guys.
May 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I take my shitposting very seriously, you guys.
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*funny skeet that everyone likes and shares*
May 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
*funny skeet that everyone likes and shares*
I bet Cardinals of Cataan is fucking lit though
May 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I bet Cardinals of Cataan is fucking lit though
Thankfully, they don't.
May 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Thankfully, they don't.
I love having a smart fridge. It keeps track of how many times my kid opens the freezer but doesn't have a fuckin thermometer to warn me when the compressor dies.
May 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I love having a smart fridge. It keeps track of how many times my kid opens the freezer but doesn't have a fuckin thermometer to warn me when the compressor dies.
On this day, a dozen elder Queens of Drag felt the hairs on their immaculate necks suddenly stand on end as a powerful wave of recognition and arcane power rippled across the land. This, they knew, was the birth of a mighty force upon a land in need of divine spark.
Lo, and the sky said verily,
🤌
Lo, and the sky said verily,
🤌
Americans really do grossly underestimate what a difference “walking everywhere” makes when they travel
like yeah the walking is the reason you lost weight while eating bread in Italy, it’s not because Italian bread is imbued with magical nonna sprinkles that give it fewer calories
like yeah the walking is the reason you lost weight while eating bread in Italy, it’s not because Italian bread is imbued with magical nonna sprinkles that give it fewer calories
April 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
On this day, a dozen elder Queens of Drag felt the hairs on their immaculate necks suddenly stand on end as a powerful wave of recognition and arcane power rippled across the land. This, they knew, was the birth of a mighty force upon a land in need of divine spark.
Lo, and the sky said verily,
🤌
Lo, and the sky said verily,
🤌
You know what, man? Ban the fuckin chemtrails. Go right ahead. Just ban the holy shit out of em.
Then, I'm gonna nonstop flood every shitty conspiracy boomer's facebook feed with videos of me pointing at the sky like a scared caveman going "GUBMINT DONE DO BAD! AIRPLANE MAKE PEEPEE SAD!"
Then, I'm gonna nonstop flood every shitty conspiracy boomer's facebook feed with videos of me pointing at the sky like a scared caveman going "GUBMINT DONE DO BAD! AIRPLANE MAKE PEEPEE SAD!"
April 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
You know what, man? Ban the fuckin chemtrails. Go right ahead. Just ban the holy shit out of em.
Then, I'm gonna nonstop flood every shitty conspiracy boomer's facebook feed with videos of me pointing at the sky like a scared caveman going "GUBMINT DONE DO BAD! AIRPLANE MAKE PEEPEE SAD!"
Then, I'm gonna nonstop flood every shitty conspiracy boomer's facebook feed with videos of me pointing at the sky like a scared caveman going "GUBMINT DONE DO BAD! AIRPLANE MAKE PEEPEE SAD!"
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Why are hot people like this
The one downside to my new job is that all the other people working there are far younger, and far more attractive.
It makes me feel like that senior who has graduated but insists on revisiting their old high school during class hours, and I keep expecting the principal to come toss me out.
It makes me feel like that senior who has graduated but insists on revisiting their old high school during class hours, and I keep expecting the principal to come toss me out.
April 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Why are hot people like this
I get what you're saying, but this isn't cognitive failure. This is him demanding you acquiesce to his reality.
I had to upload the clip here because it's frankly insane. Possibly the most insane trump clip yet. His brain is pudding
April 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I get what you're saying, but this isn't cognitive failure. This is him demanding you acquiesce to his reality.
