I'd argue that those also need to be exploded into pieces because of the incredibly real parasocial issues that lonely dudes tend to become a part of.

It's definitely on my list of shows that are very fun and also have me cartoonishly rubbing my eyes like scrooge waking up on Christmas day at the sight of an old man's impressive hog.

Omg owl city

Well then some small towns around Tennessee better start buying Costco pallets of water gallons you bastard I'M IN!

"domesticated hog?"

I was gonna fuckin say

I should note that the VTM game is going amazingly and I wish I had a time machine to tell edgy 13 year old me that we're gonna play this bonkers game with a table of the queerest folk in Arizona and it's going to make us feel like pure lightning every week. Also don't join the army.

Extremely.

Like not even fuckin once have I been shown an example where it works and actually facilitates anything. Hell, I even tried using it when it was shiny and new to give me name ideas for a VTM game.

All of them were Hispanic, snake themed, and listed as illegals. No thanks, I'll just use obituaries.

Okay but like.

Can any of these goons show me an example of it actually fuckin working?

Is it finally my turn to walk boobily down stairs?

Fuuuuck sorry to hear it. But whoever gets you in the mix is daaaaaamn lucky

Welcome to it! In a couple years you'll have stories that will make people say "your life is not real"

On GOD'S social media?!

I mean. Would you get into trouble if you got her a sword? Because trueswords dot com is gonna have her favorite from whatever series.