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@lovelaced.bsky.social
barasocialistic clown
profile pic: cartoon horse with a red clown nose
banner: man with a handlebar moustache and sad, green eyes
sorry love but this is an 🔞 only space
canyon | 1973
profile pic: cartoon horse with a red clown nose
banner: man with a handlebar moustache and sad, green eyes
sorry love but this is an 🔞 only space
canyon | 1973
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@lovelaced.bsky.social
· 21d
this is a fandom account. i sometimes tweet NSFW content, so no minors allowed. my current parasocial obsessions are:
ofmd: calico jack/stede
iwtv: devil's minion
hannibal /heu: madancy
and mostly the actor who voiced the cartoon horse in my pfp
ofmd: calico jack/stede
iwtv: devil's minion
hannibal /heu: madancy
and mostly the actor who voiced the cartoon horse in my pfp
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Wishing the wonderful actor and comedian John Bishop a happy 59th birthday! 🎉🎂🎊🎁🎈
#DoctorWho #DanLewis #ThirteenthDoctor #Flux #EveoftheDaleks #LegendoftheSeaDevils #ThePoweroftheDoctor
#DoctorWho #DanLewis #ThirteenthDoctor #Flux #EveoftheDaleks #LegendoftheSeaDevils #ThePoweroftheDoctor
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Wishing the wonderful actor and comedian John Bishop a happy 59th birthday! 🎉🎂🎊🎁🎈
#DoctorWho #DanLewis #ThirteenthDoctor #Flux #EveoftheDaleks #LegendoftheSeaDevils #ThePoweroftheDoctor
#DoctorWho #DanLewis #ThirteenthDoctor #Flux #EveoftheDaleks #LegendoftheSeaDevils #ThePoweroftheDoctor
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all fic is good. even the fic i don't like is still good because it's made & shared purely out of love and/or spite and there's nothing better than that
(the only exception is ai fic which is bad in all cases)
(the only exception is ai fic which is bad in all cases)
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
all fic is good. even the fic i don't like is still good because it's made & shared purely out of love and/or spite and there's nothing better than that
(the only exception is ai fic which is bad in all cases)
(the only exception is ai fic which is bad in all cases)
wtffffff
November 30, 2025 at 11:22 AM
wtffffff
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still not over that this was their CANON progression and i'm supposed to what, *not* ship stizzy?? when they look at each other like that for real on my screen???
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
still not over that this was their CANON progression and i'm supposed to what, *not* ship stizzy?? when they look at each other like that for real on my screen???
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November 30, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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nsfw
stede watches jack putting on the dress, watches him as he, redfaced with shame, slips on that tiny thong. he presses jack against the window so everyone can see what a slut he is, drops to his knees, smirking, pushes up the dress, pushes the lacy thong aside and begins to eat him out.
stede watches jack putting on the dress, watches him as he, redfaced with shame, slips on that tiny thong. he presses jack against the window so everyone can see what a slut he is, drops to his knees, smirking, pushes up the dress, pushes the lacy thong aside and begins to eat him out.
i have never seen this photo of bill armett before and i won't be able to ever forget it may it spawn a 1001 stackham HCs
October 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
nsfw
stede watches jack putting on the dress, watches him as he, redfaced with shame, slips on that tiny thong. he presses jack against the window so everyone can see what a slut he is, drops to his knees, smirking, pushes up the dress, pushes the lacy thong aside and begins to eat him out.
stede watches jack putting on the dress, watches him as he, redfaced with shame, slips on that tiny thong. he presses jack against the window so everyone can see what a slut he is, drops to his knees, smirking, pushes up the dress, pushes the lacy thong aside and begins to eat him out.
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pretty woman au, hooker jack lounging in stede's bath tub after a wild session, using up a whole bottle of chanel bath oil
November 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
pretty woman au, hooker jack lounging in stede's bath tub after a wild session, using up a whole bottle of chanel bath oil
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tw torture ned/jack
ned fishes an unconscious jack out of the water and is enchanted with jack's voice, so he takes joy in making sure to make jack sing as much as possible. when the revenge encounters ned, jack doesn't remember his name anymore or even that he had a life before ned 🔥
ned fishes an unconscious jack out of the water and is enchanted with jack's voice, so he takes joy in making sure to make jack sing as much as possible. when the revenge encounters ned, jack doesn't remember his name anymore or even that he had a life before ned 🔥
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
tw torture ned/jack
ned fishes an unconscious jack out of the water and is enchanted with jack's voice, so he takes joy in making sure to make jack sing as much as possible. when the revenge encounters ned, jack doesn't remember his name anymore or even that he had a life before ned 🔥
ned fishes an unconscious jack out of the water and is enchanted with jack's voice, so he takes joy in making sure to make jack sing as much as possible. when the revenge encounters ned, jack doesn't remember his name anymore or even that he had a life before ned 🔥
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one of my most popular designs
September 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
one of my most popular designs
yeah so if you look at his website, most of his shows are sold out. i love that people on social media tell him to fuck off but a reminder, the reality is that he is richer and thus more powerful than ever.
it's actually incomprehensible how a predatory abuser comedian gets book deals, a netflix special and a sold out world tour out of his "cancellation" while amber heard was publicly mocked and harassed after being abused by johnny depp we live in such bleak, nightmarish times
November 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
yeah so if you look at his website, most of his shows are sold out. i love that people on social media tell him to fuck off but a reminder, the reality is that he is richer and thus more powerful than ever.
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the essence of stackham 🤣
April 2, 2025 at 11:27 AM
the essence of stackham 🤣
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maybe what i like most about stackham is that i love bullies being taken down a notch by someone they didn't expect to take them down a notch
modern au stackham, wealthy heir cj hosts a party on a yacht which capsizes in a thunderstorm. he's washed ashore on a small island, but together with stede bonnet, an intern in his company he loved to bully. yes it's an overboard au
May 6, 2025 at 4:50 AM
maybe what i like most about stackham is that i love bullies being taken down a notch by someone they didn't expect to take them down a notch
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maybe stackham IS an unlikely, cursed pairing and i am wrong for loving them but one thing: they both have a propensity for bad decision making
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
maybe stackham IS an unlikely, cursed pairing and i am wrong for loving them but one thing: they both have a propensity for bad decision making
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new toxix stackham hc, jack and stede agree on being casual fuckbuddies with no strings attached, only jack secretly sabotages all of stede's other dates and scares away his hookups. stede has no idea why none of his dates work out but luckily jack always has time for him
July 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
new toxix stackham hc, jack and stede agree on being casual fuckbuddies with no strings attached, only jack secretly sabotages all of stede's other dates and scares away his hookups. stede has no idea why none of his dates work out but luckily jack always has time for him
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stackham is about two guys who have amazing sex precisely because they're both unapologetically their worst uninhibited, filthy selves with each other: they are NOT in love (up until the point one of them is)
February 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
stackham is about two guys who have amazing sex precisely because they're both unapologetically their worst uninhibited, filthy selves with each other: they are NOT in love (up until the point one of them is)
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tw noncon omegaverse stackham
beta jack gets fished out of the sea by none other than ned lowe who has been secretly following blackbeard's ship. recognising cj he sadistically bitches him into an omega and lets his crew use him.
beta jack gets fished out of the sea by none other than ned lowe who has been secretly following blackbeard's ship. recognising cj he sadistically bitches him into an omega and lets his crew use him.
January 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
tw noncon omegaverse stackham
beta jack gets fished out of the sea by none other than ned lowe who has been secretly following blackbeard's ship. recognising cj he sadistically bitches him into an omega and lets his crew use him.
beta jack gets fished out of the sea by none other than ned lowe who has been secretly following blackbeard's ship. recognising cj he sadistically bitches him into an omega and lets his crew use him.
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funny stackham coincidence: the actor who plays jack is from a wealthy family, the actor who plays stede is one of five kids of a single mum. i kind of love the reversal/contrast here.
2. Fav thing about Stede/Jack is probably the class tension, the way Jack is absolutely a bit of rough, the way Stede is equally captivated and disgusted by him, the glee with which Jack would mess him up.
April 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
funny stackham coincidence: the actor who plays jack is from a wealthy family, the actor who plays stede is one of five kids of a single mum. i kind of love the reversal/contrast here.
when the marriage of my parents began to enter its final stage of mutual destruction i snuck out of the house to spend the day browsing book stores, going to cinemas and watching the weekend matinees, and I read and saw so much media i would have never encountered otherwise
The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
Bookselling is like the most "people go to the store and buy what looks cool to them without a particular agenda" type business left, and your purchases have a huge influence on what is ordered, what is displayed, and what is recommended.
November 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
when the marriage of my parents began to enter its final stage of mutual destruction i snuck out of the house to spend the day browsing book stores, going to cinemas and watching the weekend matinees, and I read and saw so much media i would have never encountered otherwise
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You folks are kind! You clothed me! ❤️
Hopefully this is my last ask for awhile.
Fall/Winter in SoCal means nasty Santa Ana winds that can knock out power.
Looking for these off my prep list:
Fulcrum Light It
C batteries
Candles
Candle holders
Thanks so much!
💕💸
#DisabilitySupportMA #MutualAid
Hopefully this is my last ask for awhile.
Fall/Winter in SoCal means nasty Santa Ana winds that can knock out power.
Looking for these off my prep list:
Fulcrum Light It
C batteries
Candles
Candle holders
Thanks so much!
💕💸
#DisabilitySupportMA #MutualAid
Direct aid risks my disability benefits, so Amazon wishlists is how I seek help. Delivery address is a trusted person, not my home.
URLs are shortened.
Needs list (clothes, everyday items, etc.)
svo.bz/Needs 🙏🏻
Off-grid prep list (batteries, lights, etc.)
svo.bz/Prep 🕯️
💸💕
#MutualAid
URLs are shortened.
Needs list (clothes, everyday items, etc.)
svo.bz/Needs 🙏🏻
Off-grid prep list (batteries, lights, etc.)
svo.bz/Prep 🕯️
💸💕
#MutualAid
Following me entails being subjected to random Godzilla spam, monsterfucker thirst tweets, astronomical levels of autism and old lady queer mumbling. Enjoy your stay.
November 17, 2025 at 6:18 AM
You folks are kind! You clothed me! ❤️
Hopefully this is my last ask for awhile.
Fall/Winter in SoCal means nasty Santa Ana winds that can knock out power.
Looking for these off my prep list:
Fulcrum Light It
C batteries
Candles
Candle holders
Thanks so much!
💕💸
#DisabilitySupportMA #MutualAid
Hopefully this is my last ask for awhile.
Fall/Winter in SoCal means nasty Santa Ana winds that can knock out power.
Looking for these off my prep list:
Fulcrum Light It
C batteries
Candles
Candle holders
Thanks so much!
💕💸
#DisabilitySupportMA #MutualAid
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Face that launched a thousand ships.
November 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Face that launched a thousand ships.
nsfw
look at this slut
look at this slut
November 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
nsfw
look at this slut
look at this slut
nsfw modern au
stede is absolutely dismayed with his new PA jack rackham who is rude af and has never heard of ppt or excel. he is determined to fire him asap but changes his mind when jack drops to his knees and gives him the most amazing blow job he ever experienced in his life.
stede is absolutely dismayed with his new PA jack rackham who is rude af and has never heard of ppt or excel. he is determined to fire him asap but changes his mind when jack drops to his knees and gives him the most amazing blow job he ever experienced in his life.
this interview is the root cause of my obsession with modern au cj in which he is stede's new sexy secretary who takes job dedication to a whole new level 🫦
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
nsfw modern au
stede is absolutely dismayed with his new PA jack rackham who is rude af and has never heard of ppt or excel. he is determined to fire him asap but changes his mind when jack drops to his knees and gives him the most amazing blow job he ever experienced in his life.
stede is absolutely dismayed with his new PA jack rackham who is rude af and has never heard of ppt or excel. he is determined to fire him asap but changes his mind when jack drops to his knees and gives him the most amazing blow job he ever experienced in his life.
not a film critic but to me bojack horseman is one of the best written shows i have ever seen. i have not yet rewatched it, but i keep mentally revisiting episodes and character arcs. the only thing that kind of blindsided me was finding out after s2 that diane was voiced by a white woman lmao
a cartoon of a woman sitting at a desk with the words whaaaat written below her
Alt: a blackhaired cartoon woman in a green jacket saying "Whaaat...?" with a shocked expression on her face
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
not a film critic but to me bojack horseman is one of the best written shows i have ever seen. i have not yet rewatched it, but i keep mentally revisiting episodes and character arcs. the only thing that kind of blindsided me was finding out after s2 that diane was voiced by a white woman lmao
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Omg I will draw this, someone comm me, I need the money and the dopamine
I regret I do not have the money to commission Izzy to be drawn in the Zardoz costume, but maybe it's already been done?
November 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Omg I will draw this, someone comm me, I need the money and the dopamine