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Lori G
@lorig.bsky.social
software lady. also 🧶 📸. Live in Brooklyn with 👨🏻‍🦰 👧🏻 👦🏼 🐶.
Watching the best holiday special
December 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Again, from Michael Grynbaum, here is Sharyn Alfonsi's full email.

It must be read:
December 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Me this month every time I forget to drink 100 oz of water per day
December 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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The Vanity Fair photographer knew what he was doing. (I doubt I’m the first to notice this but it hasn’t graced my TL)
December 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Everyone is understandably sharing the Miller quote, but I found this response from photographer Christopher Anderson to be notable, too.
December 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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“There are no jobs”
“Which means they’re only hiring minorities!”
“Nobody’s hiring anyone”
“Which is all the minorities’ fault!”
“The billionnaires are literally trying to eliminate the concept of employment”
“Can’t talk now, too busy painting hate symbols on my house”
December 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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The Onion, 23 years ago.

theonion.com/no-blood-for...
December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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This is absolutely fucking horrible. Aside from his political activism, Rob Reiner was an incredible actor and director. Stand by Me, The Princess Bride, Misery, A Few Good Men, When Harry Met Sally, This is Spinal Tap...

Whoever killed them needs to be launched into the sun.
December 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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A beautuful thread about Rob Reiner.
I’m just going to tell the story. Back in 2000 I was volunteering for the Gore campaign when he came along with Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Alfre Woodard and Dule Hill to a GOTV event here in MN. He ended up sitting down across from me stuffing his envelopes.
December 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Rob Reiner made some great movies but he was also unafraid to speak the truth, and was one of the public voices who knew you don’t squander your platform, and only got louder about opposing evil fucks as he got older. Legend.
December 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Pardon me, but *holy shit* chicago.suntimes.com/the-watchdog...
December 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
My dog has this look like 90% of the time
baby yotes always look like, despite their trepidation, they are still thinking of ways to steal your sandwich
December 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
"the author usually spends more time on the romance than on the magic system, which is annoying" - my 15 year old daughter is such a nerd 🥹🥰
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
If procrastination were a sport I would todo finish this analogy
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Happy turkey day, all
November 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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WHAT.

whhhhattttt.

To be clear we are talking about Donald J. Trump fellating William Jefferson Clinton?

IS THAT WHAT I AM READING
Mark Epstein asked his brother Jeffrey Epstein whether Steve Bannon could confirm if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba. Jeffrey Epstein: "I thought I had tsuris,” using the Yiddish term for troubles. #OpDeathEaters
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I won the mystery freezer waffle lottery this morning -- they were chocolate chip. Freezer burnt but still better than blueberry.
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I miss being pretend-scared
The only thing scarier than Jason this Halloween

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social on for Raw Story

#PoliticalCartoon #EditorialCartoon #Trump #USPolitics #StephenMiller #HappyHalloween
October 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Hauuuunted by a broooOoooo
“Nice guy” ghost #shorts
YouTube video by Stanzi
youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 1:48 PM
"Ask your doctor if you notice paws, whiskers, a cold wet nose, or a waggy tail, as those could be signs that you are a doggy" - me watching TV with the dog on my lap
October 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
How do baby carrots decide whether to get slimy or dry out?
October 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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It's the sacred duty of the parent that wields the Bissell wet vac to hold up the dirty water and proclaim "LOOK HOW GROSS" so that their child[ren] can see how how gross.
September 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM