James Ceo Of Assholes
@lordoffuckery.bsky.social
Sentient Red Flag.
Oh sure some skank bangs over 1000 guys and paid, I do it I get escorted out of the stadium.
This bullshit.
This bullshit.
January 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Oh sure some skank bangs over 1000 guys and paid, I do it I get escorted out of the stadium.
This bullshit.
This bullshit.
Never hit your kids, instead give them siblings that will do it for you.
January 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Never hit your kids, instead give them siblings that will do it for you.
Don't worry Canada, I'll invade and take over as your new king before Trump can figure out you guys use the metric system.
a man with a beard is standing in a dark room and saying there 's a new leader .
ALT: a man with a beard is standing in a dark room and saying there 's a new leader .
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Don't worry Canada, I'll invade and take over as your new king before Trump can figure out you guys use the metric system.
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Sorry you were trying to be serious and I got sexual
January 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Sorry you were trying to be serious and I got sexual
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Some things just are always on your mind
January 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Some things just are always on your mind
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Throw a brick through my window so I know it’s real.
January 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Throw a brick through my window so I know it’s real.
I see you're not just Twitter single but also bluesky single.
Only FB married?
Only FB married?
January 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I see you're not just Twitter single but also bluesky single.
Only FB married?
Only FB married?
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She was rare, like emotional regulation on social media.
January 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
She was rare, like emotional regulation on social media.
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You’ve got your whole life ahead of you to be this bitter. Pace yourself
January 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
You’ve got your whole life ahead of you to be this bitter. Pace yourself
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*plays dead* no one notices.
January 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
*plays dead* no one notices.
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We're humans. We're supposed to disappoint each other
January 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
We're humans. We're supposed to disappoint each other
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All I want to do is eat a crab rangoon before I die.
January 9, 2025 at 4:08 AM
All I want to do is eat a crab rangoon before I die.
I still bite the heads off gummy bears so they don't scream when I bite their toes.
I'm very kind.
I'm very kind.
January 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I still bite the heads off gummy bears so they don't scream when I bite their toes.
I'm very kind.
I'm very kind.
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Sure dude I’ve never spoken to…you can dm me if you know my blood type.
January 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Sure dude I’ve never spoken to…you can dm me if you know my blood type.
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Don’t promise to make my dreams come true unless you’re prepared to pour warm cheese sauce on me while I lounge on a bed of cooked macaroni
January 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Don’t promise to make my dreams come true unless you’re prepared to pour warm cheese sauce on me while I lounge on a bed of cooked macaroni
Grab her hips and fuck her back.
January 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Grab her hips and fuck her back.
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I have to drink decaf coffee, of course I’m miserable.
January 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I have to drink decaf coffee, of course I’m miserable.
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Adulting is just deciding what to wear and eat everyday
January 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Adulting is just deciding what to wear and eat everyday
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the 2 wolves inside me left to get a pack of cigarettes
January 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
the 2 wolves inside me left to get a pack of cigarettes
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Be with someone who calms you and knows just how to handle you😌
January 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Be with someone who calms you and knows just how to handle you😌
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I’ve never officially timed my max toilet-sitting threshold, but I’m pretty sure it’s somewhere around 23 minutes—give or take a leg cramp.
January 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I’ve never officially timed my max toilet-sitting threshold, but I’m pretty sure it’s somewhere around 23 minutes—give or take a leg cramp.