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11.30am Saturday.
Things I have already said to the black tearaways 🐈⬛🐈⬛
No not in the tumble dryer
Stop chewing my hair
There’s no more food no
Get off my back/legs/feet
Leave the toilet roll alone
Out of the bath
Away from the curtains
The TV is not a toy
Send help 😂
Things I have already said to the black tearaways 🐈⬛🐈⬛
No not in the tumble dryer
Stop chewing my hair
There’s no more food no
Get off my back/legs/feet
Leave the toilet roll alone
Out of the bath
Away from the curtains
The TV is not a toy
Send help 😂
February 22, 2025 at 11:38 AM
11.30am Saturday.
Things I have already said to the black tearaways 🐈⬛🐈⬛
No not in the tumble dryer
Stop chewing my hair
There’s no more food no
Get off my back/legs/feet
Leave the toilet roll alone
Out of the bath
Away from the curtains
The TV is not a toy
Send help 😂
Things I have already said to the black tearaways 🐈⬛🐈⬛
No not in the tumble dryer
Stop chewing my hair
There’s no more food no
Get off my back/legs/feet
Leave the toilet roll alone
Out of the bath
Away from the curtains
The TV is not a toy
Send help 😂
Part cat part kangaroo
January 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Part cat part kangaroo
Trapped by snow and kittens
January 5, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Trapped by snow and kittens
Kittens = messy house
January 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Kittens = messy house
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There might be SOME of you who are not terminally online so don't know #DuvetKnowItsChristmas used to make Twitter a wonderful place on Christmas Eve, so RING OUT THE BELLS, it's going to make this place wonderful now.
Yes, people will post pictures on social media of sleeping arrangements on Xmas Eve and I will once again attempt to leverage this to raise money for charity — just pinning this to my profile to head off the relentless (i.e. sporadic) enquiries
December 21, 2024 at 4:07 PM
There might be SOME of you who are not terminally online so don't know #DuvetKnowItsChristmas used to make Twitter a wonderful place on Christmas Eve, so RING OUT THE BELLS, it's going to make this place wonderful now.
🐈⬛🐈⬛💭 we are up and requiring another breakfast please *sound on*
December 17, 2024 at 8:26 AM
🐈⬛🐈⬛💭 we are up and requiring another breakfast please *sound on*
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My banking app has done a 'your year unwrapped '
a man is sitting on a bed with the words that 's a real quick no
ALT: a man is sitting on a bed with the words that 's a real quick no
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December 16, 2024 at 11:58 AM
My banking app has done a 'your year unwrapped '
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So magical, it’s what it’s all about really isn’t it
December 16, 2024 at 1:00 PM
So magical, it’s what it’s all about really isn’t it
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Every day is one day closer to the rapture
December 16, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Every day is one day closer to the rapture
Hi gang. Wanted to pop in & apologise for lack of kitten spam. My dad was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer earlier this month & is now home for hospice/EOL care. Been to see him today. This will be his last Xmas so need to make the most of the time we have left. Love to u all x
December 7, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Hi gang. Wanted to pop in & apologise for lack of kitten spam. My dad was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer earlier this month & is now home for hospice/EOL care. Been to see him today. This will be his last Xmas so need to make the most of the time we have left. Love to u all x
Roasted pepper, chorizo, garlic & red onion soup on the go gang
Blend. Season. Season again. Eat with crusty bed. Fall asleep on sofa.
And repeat.
Blend. Season. Season again. Eat with crusty bed. Fall asleep on sofa.
And repeat.
December 4, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Roasted pepper, chorizo, garlic & red onion soup on the go gang
Blend. Season. Season again. Eat with crusty bed. Fall asleep on sofa.
And repeat.
Blend. Season. Season again. Eat with crusty bed. Fall asleep on sofa.
And repeat.
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You can tell these Christmas lights are British because setting 8 suggests you might have become over-excited by the first 7 settings & need to damn well get a grip of yourself.
November 30, 2024 at 9:12 PM
You can tell these Christmas lights are British because setting 8 suggests you might have become over-excited by the first 7 settings & need to damn well get a grip of yourself.
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When the sliders who left twitter in disgrace try and reinvent themselves on bluesky
November 30, 2024 at 3:49 PM
When the sliders who left twitter in disgrace try and reinvent themselves on bluesky
8.08am Sunday morning.
Back in bed with a coffee.
Dulcet tones of the kittens leaving me toxic tummy mud and a text from Curry’s reminding me the new work tumble dryer arrives on Tuesday.
Doesn’t get much better than this.
Back in bed with a coffee.
Dulcet tones of the kittens leaving me toxic tummy mud and a text from Curry’s reminding me the new work tumble dryer arrives on Tuesday.
Doesn’t get much better than this.
a woman wearing headphones is eating popcorn and says " tragic really " in yellow
ALT: a woman wearing headphones is eating popcorn and says " tragic really " in yellow
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2024 at 8:14 AM
8.08am Sunday morning.
Back in bed with a coffee.
Dulcet tones of the kittens leaving me toxic tummy mud and a text from Curry’s reminding me the new work tumble dryer arrives on Tuesday.
Doesn’t get much better than this.
Back in bed with a coffee.
Dulcet tones of the kittens leaving me toxic tummy mud and a text from Curry’s reminding me the new work tumble dryer arrives on Tuesday.
Doesn’t get much better than this.
In hindsight getting two exuberant kittens cat nip mice toys may not have been the best idea I’ve ever had
a black cat is playing with a toy in a room with the website 4gifs.com in the corner
ALT: a black cat is playing with a toy in a room with the website 4gifs.com in the corner
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2024 at 4:43 PM
In hindsight getting two exuberant kittens cat nip mice toys may not have been the best idea I’ve ever had
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Happy Thanksggivingg.
November 28, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Happy Thanksggivingg.
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Felt newt….might delete.
November 26, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Felt newt….might delete.
Brave (but feeling it) kittens. New collars & tags and a trip to the V E T today for jabs. They were impeccably behaved. Bless. X
November 19, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Brave (but feeling it) kittens. New collars & tags and a trip to the V E T today for jabs. They were impeccably behaved. Bless. X
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At last an advent calendar that speaks to me!
November 17, 2024 at 7:40 AM
At last an advent calendar that speaks to me!