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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown

@fabulucy.bsky.social

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She / Her / Blonde bastard. Bread heathen. Olympic hopeful. Nigella once said my pie ‘looked delicious’. All views my own etc.

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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 10h

How

Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 11h

Don’t fall

Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 11h

Night night. I hope all your weekends have been filled with happiness, laughter and custard drenched sponge puddings. #sleepwell

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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 12h

Thankfully no

Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 12h

Good choice

Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 12h

*Snaps his braces

Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 12h

I think my parents dripping bowl moved house with them. I never saw them eat any either.

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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 13h

I remember my grandma scraping off fur from cheese before making us sandwiches and I know you shouldn’t waste food and cheese is basically mould but there are limits.

Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 13h

Bless you DB. Yeah these aren’t the greatest example, nads or peaches tbh

Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 13h

If you’re starting to feel merry may I also suggest blasting out Crosseyed and Painless by Talking Heads for an impromptu lounge dance

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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 13h

Check em lads?

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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 14h

Why do old people always have random dishes of hideous leftovers laying about waiting to jump scare you. Ive never seen anything more wrinkly and gonadial lying around and my dating age bracket is men 35-55. Last nights poached peaches apparently.

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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 14h

£4.50 an hour

Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 14h

We’re just under 2 hours away from the dread zone. I suggest you all start drinking now to lessen the impact, maybe start with a nice glass of red and then move on to cocktails about half six. #sundaydreads

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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 14h

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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 15h

That’s the one

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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 15h

I don’t believe you

Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 15h

Was it in your pocket?

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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 15h

I’m referring to the constant news stories about people who have met him. At this stage it would be quicker to just read out a list of those who haven’t. He was clearly a social butterfly when he wasn’t being an absolute bad danger and evil bastard.