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I'm just an asshole in a white linen suit, sitting in a hot tub by the ocean at dawn. They/Them
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Remember, communism will win.
It's gotta be so logistically relaxing to be a Republican voter. You get to go vote once in a while and be confident that your senator will never vote for, like, food stamps, or healthcare, or anything like that.
I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
December 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
It's gotta be so logistically relaxing to be a Republican voter. You get to go vote once in a while and be confident that your senator will never vote for, like, food stamps, or healthcare, or anything like that.
Far be it from me to be too conspiratorial but I feel like if the indicted left wing terror cell is assembled from constituent parts that feel like they were scraped from popular media and then crudely remixed and reassembled there might be a reason for it.
December 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Far be it from me to be too conspiratorial but I feel like if the indicted left wing terror cell is assembled from constituent parts that feel like they were scraped from popular media and then crudely remixed and reassembled there might be a reason for it.
Absolutely nobody is prepared for how much it's going to pop off when it finally happens. Guys like chuck Schumer are going to try to be like "we need to show respect and dignity in this time of national mourning" while there's a nationwide impromptu block party
December 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Absolutely nobody is prepared for how much it's going to pop off when it finally happens. Guys like chuck Schumer are going to try to be like "we need to show respect and dignity in this time of national mourning" while there's a nationwide impromptu block party
One of the neighborhood crow-friends has seen it necessary to leave a portent on the fire escape
December 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
One of the neighborhood crow-friends has seen it necessary to leave a portent on the fire escape
Wait what's got everyone Anticiposting
December 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Wait what's got everyone Anticiposting
Liberals might not like the sound of reeducation camps but if anyone has a better idea for what could be done to make Danielle safe to re-enter society I'm all ears
December 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Liberals might not like the sound of reeducation camps but if anyone has a better idea for what could be done to make Danielle safe to re-enter society I'm all ears
It really sucks shit that the entire ruling class of this country is pedophiles, scammers, and scammer pedophiles.
December 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It really sucks shit that the entire ruling class of this country is pedophiles, scammers, and scammer pedophiles.
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He's also responsible for raising all the money that paid for bringing Hollingsworth v. Perry & even more importantly Bostic v. Schaefer, which created the circuit split that forced SCOTUS to take on Obergefell v. Hodges. The role he played in American marriage equality cannot be overstated.
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
He's also responsible for raising all the money that paid for bringing Hollingsworth v. Perry & even more importantly Bostic v. Schaefer, which created the circuit split that forced SCOTUS to take on Obergefell v. Hodges. The role he played in American marriage equality cannot be overstated.
Watching Television
December 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Watching Television
I got asked to work a wedding that was taking place in midtown Manhattan on NYE and I don't know what number they would have to offer in order to get me to do it, but it would have been a whole fuckload
December 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I got asked to work a wedding that was taking place in midtown Manhattan on NYE and I don't know what number they would have to offer in order to get me to do it, but it would have been a whole fuckload
It's really remarkable how car discourse turns people even more fascist than door dash discourse
December 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It's really remarkable how car discourse turns people even more fascist than door dash discourse
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Going to help organize a fundraiser for the local immigrant defense group today followed up by petition training and attending the soft launch of a congressional campaign later this week. I live in a deep red state and don’t have a stable income. You can probably be doing much more than me.
December 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Going to help organize a fundraiser for the local immigrant defense group today followed up by petition training and attending the soft launch of a congressional campaign later this week. I live in a deep red state and don’t have a stable income. You can probably be doing much more than me.
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Everyone talks big talk on here but what organizing in this country needs, more than anything else, are “normal” people with stable incomes and professional backgrounds who can leverage their work and networks to bring in more fresh blood, eyes, and money into the fold, to take it seriously.
December 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Everyone talks big talk on here but what organizing in this country needs, more than anything else, are “normal” people with stable incomes and professional backgrounds who can leverage their work and networks to bring in more fresh blood, eyes, and money into the fold, to take it seriously.
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I organize next to parents who are barely skating by, you really don’t have an excuse, you just think you do. You’re too aloof, you’re too nuanced, you’re too smart, etc; whatever it actually is, it’s a weak pretense, moral cowardice, that allows you to say this is somebody else’s work.
December 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I organize next to parents who are barely skating by, you really don’t have an excuse, you just think you do. You’re too aloof, you’re too nuanced, you’re too smart, etc; whatever it actually is, it’s a weak pretense, moral cowardice, that allows you to say this is somebody else’s work.
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you should be allowed to see cars in a huge barn you visit ONLY very rarely and now everybody goes around on hooks suspended from a track, side of beef style, and the hook often hurts you bad or even kills you with a terrible infection. have fun playing small ball with your speed limits chitchat tho
December 14, 2025 at 6:26 AM
you should be allowed to see cars in a huge barn you visit ONLY very rarely and now everybody goes around on hooks suspended from a track, side of beef style, and the hook often hurts you bad or even kills you with a terrible infection. have fun playing small ball with your speed limits chitchat tho
Toy story 3 would have been a better movie if it just faded to black after all the toys held hands and closed their eyes when they were trapped in the furnace
December 14, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Toy story 3 would have been a better movie if it just faded to black after all the toys held hands and closed their eyes when they were trapped in the furnace
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Don’t risk it, remain indoors
If you do santacon this year zohrans sharia shock troops will recognize you as Christian from your Santa outfit and force you to recite the Shahada so for your own safety please stay on long island
December 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Don’t risk it, remain indoors
Soy Right
Currently at the New York Young Republican’s annual gala, where the MC is 18-year-old streamer Matan Even.
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
December 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Soy Right
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Currently at the New York Young Republican’s annual gala, where the MC is 18-year-old streamer Matan Even.
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
December 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Currently at the New York Young Republican’s annual gala, where the MC is 18-year-old streamer Matan Even.
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
If you do santacon this year zohrans sharia shock troops will recognize you as Christian from your Santa outfit and force you to recite the Shahada so for your own safety please stay on long island
December 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
If you do santacon this year zohrans sharia shock troops will recognize you as Christian from your Santa outfit and force you to recite the Shahada so for your own safety please stay on long island
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think about this tweet every day
I really can't get over that the fascist movie studio went to make anticommunist propaganda and got so scared about not making something mass market enough that they ended up turning Animal Farm into a gross-out comedy.
December 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I really can't get over that the fascist movie studio went to make anticommunist propaganda and got so scared about not making something mass market enough that they ended up turning Animal Farm into a gross-out comedy.
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My husband/dad!
December 13, 2025 at 5:45 AM
My husband/dad!