shoestring - you're painfully basic, and that's okay
steak cut - you have too much money, please shut the fuck up
crispy square cut - correct
waffle fries - you are a fucking clown and you deserve the death penalty
curly fries - i envy your whimsy
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
but doctor,
but doctor,