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@loehilly.bsky.social
it's harper, from phone! || i have ideas for music and comic books sometimes || kinda like if joey wheeler was a girl || she/her
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@loehilly.bsky.social
· Aug 26
how i judge you on your favorite french fry:
shoestring - you're painfully basic, and that's okay
steak cut - you have too much money, please shut the fuck up
crispy square cut - correct
waffle fries - you are a fucking clown and you deserve the death penalty
curly fries - i envy your whimsy
shoestring - you're painfully basic, and that's okay
steak cut - you have too much money, please shut the fuck up
crispy square cut - correct
waffle fries - you are a fucking clown and you deserve the death penalty
curly fries - i envy your whimsy
might be accidentally making an anamanaguchi track
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
might be accidentally making an anamanaguchi track
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trans girls lowering their voice around you is kind of like a cat slow blinking if you really think about it
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
trans girls lowering their voice around you is kind of like a cat slow blinking if you really think about it
visual kei is pretty cool, i think
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
visual kei is pretty cool, i think
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WHAT STARBUCKS WILL PAY FOR:
✅A swanky office with all the fixings so CEO Brian Niccol can chill near his home in Newport Beach
❌Investing in workers with fair pay, hours, & protections in a union contract that would cost LESS THAN 1 DAY OF SALES
We just want to chat, Brian... #NoContractNoCoffee
✅A swanky office with all the fixings so CEO Brian Niccol can chill near his home in Newport Beach
❌Investing in workers with fair pay, hours, & protections in a union contract that would cost LESS THAN 1 DAY OF SALES
We just want to chat, Brian... #NoContractNoCoffee
November 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
WHAT STARBUCKS WILL PAY FOR:
✅A swanky office with all the fixings so CEO Brian Niccol can chill near his home in Newport Beach
❌Investing in workers with fair pay, hours, & protections in a union contract that would cost LESS THAN 1 DAY OF SALES
We just want to chat, Brian... #NoContractNoCoffee
✅A swanky office with all the fixings so CEO Brian Niccol can chill near his home in Newport Beach
❌Investing in workers with fair pay, hours, & protections in a union contract that would cost LESS THAN 1 DAY OF SALES
We just want to chat, Brian... #NoContractNoCoffee
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Get in the robot, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Get in the robot, Charlie Brown.
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i come to all of you humbly to ask if you will allow me a strawman just this once
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
i come to all of you humbly to ask if you will allow me a strawman just this once
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world of endless dog girls
November 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
world of endless dog girls
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hot problematic lesbians in your area
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
hot problematic lesbians in your area
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Do you think if Trump gets Christmas Caroled, the Jacob Marley to his Scrooge would be Epstein?
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Do you think if Trump gets Christmas Caroled, the Jacob Marley to his Scrooge would be Epstein?
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November 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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“It's both possible, and even necessary, to simultaneously enjoy media while also being critical of its more problematic or pernicious aspects" was such a simple message that was so thoroughly and viciously rejected, but i think many of you still need to learn it
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
“It's both possible, and even necessary, to simultaneously enjoy media while also being critical of its more problematic or pernicious aspects" was such a simple message that was so thoroughly and viciously rejected, but i think many of you still need to learn it
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babe what the fuck is this shit. I asked for bitter sweet but this symphony is clearly umami
November 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
babe what the fuck is this shit. I asked for bitter sweet but this symphony is clearly umami
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for your consideration: women
November 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
for your consideration: women
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operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
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i feel like this
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
i feel like this
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im still getting ai shit even on duckduckgo. im so god damn tired dude
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 AM
im still getting ai shit even on duckduckgo. im so god damn tired dude
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michael jackson was only alive for 15 days of slendermans existence
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
michael jackson was only alive for 15 days of slendermans existence
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having the kind of night that makes a girl Post things like "I just need to survive long enough to go to a house party where someone I've never met puts out a cigarette on me, sexually" or "dead girls can't throw bricks at cops" or "garfield's real name is Courage and yours could be too"
November 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
having the kind of night that makes a girl Post things like "I just need to survive long enough to go to a house party where someone I've never met puts out a cigarette on me, sexually" or "dead girls can't throw bricks at cops" or "garfield's real name is Courage and yours could be too"
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girl goes to doctor. says she's out of ideas. exhausted and empty, there is so little left of her. but she doesn't want to be that way. she wants to laugh, and make jokes with her friends. she just doesn't remember how. the doctor says, I know just the thing. try a familiar joke format
but doctor,
but doctor,
November 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
girl goes to doctor. says she's out of ideas. exhausted and empty, there is so little left of her. but she doesn't want to be that way. she wants to laugh, and make jokes with her friends. she just doesn't remember how. the doctor says, I know just the thing. try a familiar joke format
but doctor,
but doctor,
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2500 for GEP ammo sounds great, but I don't have that much.
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
2500 for GEP ammo sounds great, but I don't have that much.