Locopells
@locopells.bsky.social
Na’rìng Tawtute. No, it doesn't quite make sense.
Casually cynical, serially sardonic & frivolous flippant.
Alliteration appreciator and ellipsis enthusiast...
Former AC Forums Mod.
Casually cynical, serially sardonic & frivolous flippant.
Alliteration appreciator and ellipsis enthusiast...
Former AC Forums Mod.
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That One Game Everyone Likes is actually objectively bad because it’s not what I personally want it to be: A 5-hour YouTube video the algorithm will simply not stop recommending
January 25, 2026 at 12:26 PM
That One Game Everyone Likes is actually objectively bad because it’s not what I personally want it to be: A 5-hour YouTube video the algorithm will simply not stop recommending
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
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Thesis: ICE is un-American and the Minneapolis protestors are real Americans.
Antithesis: Ackshually ICE is operating in a long American tradition of racist terror.
Synthesis: Minneapolis is now the epicenter of a clash between two distinct but historically grounded American political traditions.
Antithesis: Ackshually ICE is operating in a long American tradition of racist terror.
Synthesis: Minneapolis is now the epicenter of a clash between two distinct but historically grounded American political traditions.
January 23, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Thesis: ICE is un-American and the Minneapolis protestors are real Americans.
Antithesis: Ackshually ICE is operating in a long American tradition of racist terror.
Synthesis: Minneapolis is now the epicenter of a clash between two distinct but historically grounded American political traditions.
Antithesis: Ackshually ICE is operating in a long American tradition of racist terror.
Synthesis: Minneapolis is now the epicenter of a clash between two distinct but historically grounded American political traditions.
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The last time the US took this attitude, the White House got burned down
For instance: "Canada lives by the benefit of the United States. Remember that, Mark, when you make your statements."
January 21, 2026 at 2:56 PM
The last time the US took this attitude, the White House got burned down
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Sprinters make the best bobsledders
In case you needed to see something NOT terrible tonight, we millennials will get to relive Cool Runnings as grown-ups!
January 22, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Sprinters make the best bobsledders
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“prepare to be hated, americans” sweetheart i appreciate the sentiment but this is no one’s first rodeo
January 21, 2026 at 4:10 PM
“prepare to be hated, americans” sweetheart i appreciate the sentiment but this is no one’s first rodeo
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wind power by country
January 21, 2026 at 3:12 PM
wind power by country
My only problem with Splinter Cell: Blacklist, was agreeing with The Engineers apparent main demand - a mindset which has rather resurfaced of late...
#splintercell
#splintercell
January 20, 2026 at 12:29 AM
My only problem with Splinter Cell: Blacklist, was agreeing with The Engineers apparent main demand - a mindset which has rather resurfaced of late...
#splintercell
#splintercell
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Fantastic photo from Phil Laybourne capturing the moment a Red Deer steps on some Lego.
January 18, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Fantastic photo from Phil Laybourne capturing the moment a Red Deer steps on some Lego.
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Sto Lat-ass post
January 19, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Sto Lat-ass post
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1. The tariffs are paid by US consumers
2. Greenland isn't for sale
3. Go f**k yourself
2. Greenland isn't for sale
3. Go f**k yourself
BREAKING: Trump says eight European countries will be charged a 10% tariff for opposing U.S. control of Greenland.
Trump says 8 European countries will be charged a 10% tariff for opposing US control of Greenland
President Donald Trump says he'll charge a 10% import tax starting in February on goods from eight European countries because of opposition to U.S. control of Greenland.
bit.ly
January 17, 2026 at 9:59 PM
1. The tariffs are paid by US consumers
2. Greenland isn't for sale
3. Go f**k yourself
2. Greenland isn't for sale
3. Go f**k yourself
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So to make sure I got this right—the man who bombed 7 nations, kidnapped a head of state & stole their oil, is threatening to invade Greenland to launch international war on Europe, while sending the military to wage domestic war with Americans—just accepted a second hand Nobel Peace prize.
Got it.
Got it.
January 18, 2026 at 11:48 PM
So to make sure I got this right—the man who bombed 7 nations, kidnapped a head of state & stole their oil, is threatening to invade Greenland to launch international war on Europe, while sending the military to wage domestic war with Americans—just accepted a second hand Nobel Peace prize.
Got it.
Got it.
Watch them now try to boycott one of the biggest composers in the business...
January 18, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Watch them now try to boycott one of the biggest composers in the business...
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If you listen very carefully, you can hear Charles de Gaulle screaming I BLOODY TOLD YOU SO from some rural French cemetery.
January 17, 2026 at 5:59 PM
If you listen very carefully, you can hear Charles de Gaulle screaming I BLOODY TOLD YOU SO from some rural French cemetery.
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🚨Despite the first phase of a fragile ceasefire being in place, people in Gaza are still being deliberately deprived of water. We must be allowed to respond at scale. Read more: bit.ly/4pJkfks
January 18, 2026 at 9:07 AM
🚨Despite the first phase of a fragile ceasefire being in place, people in Gaza are still being deliberately deprived of water. We must be allowed to respond at scale. Read more: bit.ly/4pJkfks
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I cannot wait for these two tweets posted within an hour of each other by a European leader. First tweet condemning US military action in Greenland that kills European soldiers. Second tweet celebrating their nation's military support to US-Israeli airstrikes on Iran.
January 18, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I cannot wait for these two tweets posted within an hour of each other by a European leader. First tweet condemning US military action in Greenland that kills European soldiers. Second tweet celebrating their nation's military support to US-Israeli airstrikes on Iran.
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Whatever he had like 12 followers
There was an "influencer" who "went live" after being entombed for three days. But you kids probably haven't heard of him
January 17, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Whatever he had like 12 followers
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Close the US bases.
January 17, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Close the US bases.
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Kick US military, out of Menwith Hill. Cease their spy satellite operations in the UK.
January 17, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Kick US military, out of Menwith Hill. Cease their spy satellite operations in the UK.
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Put a travel ban on US citizens, deny fuel and provisions to the bases, don’t buy American imports.
January 17, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Put a travel ban on US citizens, deny fuel and provisions to the bases, don’t buy American imports.
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An unhinged lunatic avoids incapacitation at a state prison to then become President of the United States. Remind me, where's that "shithole" country located?
January 15, 2026 at 3:42 PM
An unhinged lunatic avoids incapacitation at a state prison to then become President of the United States. Remind me, where's that "shithole" country located?
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Danish and allied special forces have begun arriving into Nuuk, Greenland's capital. Any attack on the Island would result in Article 5 of NATO being activated and a 31 country military response towards the aggressor country.
January 15, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Danish and allied special forces have begun arriving into Nuuk, Greenland's capital. Any attack on the Island would result in Article 5 of NATO being activated and a 31 country military response towards the aggressor country.
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Imagine only having to work from 9 to 5 to make a living tho.
That Dolly Parton lady doesn't know she's born.
That Dolly Parton lady doesn't know she's born.
January 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Imagine only having to work from 9 to 5 to make a living tho.
That Dolly Parton lady doesn't know she's born.
That Dolly Parton lady doesn't know she's born.
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This is a bit like whenever you see someone pushed through a high window in a film, or swing through one.
That should ALL be laminate. Even in America, where health and safety regulation is mostly treated as a communist threat.
The reason that victim (or villain) died is bad glazing. Not the hero.
That should ALL be laminate. Even in America, where health and safety regulation is mostly treated as a communist threat.
The reason that victim (or villain) died is bad glazing. Not the hero.
January 14, 2026 at 10:52 AM
This is a bit like whenever you see someone pushed through a high window in a film, or swing through one.
That should ALL be laminate. Even in America, where health and safety regulation is mostly treated as a communist threat.
The reason that victim (or villain) died is bad glazing. Not the hero.
That should ALL be laminate. Even in America, where health and safety regulation is mostly treated as a communist threat.
The reason that victim (or villain) died is bad glazing. Not the hero.