Cool Lizard
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Cool Lizard
@llizardd.bsky.social
· Dec 10
I forgot my ssn. Can I borrow yours?
Fascism in America will manifest as a series of atrocities viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until there's a pounding on your door.
January 9, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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New: Trio of Dem senators urge Apple and Google to enforce their own terms of service and ban X, Grok apps for their flood of nonconsensual sexual imagery.
I've repeatedly asked both Apple and Google about this for three days. They're completely silent, seemingly hoping the question just goes away.
I've repeatedly asked both Apple and Google about this for three days. They're completely silent, seemingly hoping the question just goes away.
Senators urged Apple and Google to remove X and Grok from app stores over sexual deepfakes
“Turning a blind eye to X’s egregious behavior would make a mockery of your moderation
practices,” three Democratic senators wrote to Apple’s and Google’s CEOs.
www.nbcnews.com
January 9, 2026 at 4:06 PM
New: Trio of Dem senators urge Apple and Google to enforce their own terms of service and ban X, Grok apps for their flood of nonconsensual sexual imagery.
I've repeatedly asked both Apple and Google about this for three days. They're completely silent, seemingly hoping the question just goes away.
I've repeatedly asked both Apple and Google about this for three days. They're completely silent, seemingly hoping the question just goes away.
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
December 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
American Airlines is ass again
December 9, 2025 at 5:41 AM
American Airlines is ass again
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Fascism in America will manifest as a series of atrocities viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until there's a pounding on your door.
February 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Fascism in America will manifest as a series of atrocities viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until there's a pounding on your door.
wots all this about “slobbin on bubba”?
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
wots all this about “slobbin on bubba”?
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
Happy halloween you farts, i am a weiner
October 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Happy halloween you farts, i am a weiner
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Delete your Spotify right now I'm so dead ass
Fuck it man I'm not even gonna do my "all streaming is evil" spiel just use anything other than Spotify
Fuck it man I'm not even gonna do my "all streaming is evil" spiel just use anything other than Spotify
Spotify responded that the ads do not violate its policies.
Spotify is running ICE hiring ads boasting wild signing bonuses
Spotify responded that the ads do not violate its policies.
bit.ly
October 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Delete your Spotify right now I'm so dead ass
Fuck it man I'm not even gonna do my "all streaming is evil" spiel just use anything other than Spotify
Fuck it man I'm not even gonna do my "all streaming is evil" spiel just use anything other than Spotify
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NEW: A federal judge in Miami has ruled that operations at the controversial detention facility Alligator Alcatraz must begin to wind down, ordering state and federal officials to stop transferring detainees there and relocate current detainees within 60 days.
Judge: Tear down Alligator Alcatraz within 60 days
"This decision sends a clear message that environmental laws must be respected by leaders at the highest levels of our government."
www.motherjones.com
August 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
NEW: A federal judge in Miami has ruled that operations at the controversial detention facility Alligator Alcatraz must begin to wind down, ordering state and federal officials to stop transferring detainees there and relocate current detainees within 60 days.
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If I Take A Bullet For My Child, How Will They Learn To Take Bullets Themselves? theonion.com/if-i-ta...
July 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If I Take A Bullet For My Child, How Will They Learn To Take Bullets Themselves? theonion.com/if-i-ta...
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UPDATE: Three days on, disabled veteran and US citizen George Retes is still missing after being kidnapped by ICE.
His wife has phoned every law enforcement agency in the area, they all say they don’t know where he is.
It was his daughter’s third birthday yesterday.
This is America now.
His wife has phoned every law enforcement agency in the area, they all say they don’t know where he is.
It was his daughter’s third birthday yesterday.
This is America now.
July 13, 2025 at 10:30 AM
UPDATE: Three days on, disabled veteran and US citizen George Retes is still missing after being kidnapped by ICE.
His wife has phoned every law enforcement agency in the area, they all say they don’t know where he is.
It was his daughter’s third birthday yesterday.
This is America now.
His wife has phoned every law enforcement agency in the area, they all say they don’t know where he is.
It was his daughter’s third birthday yesterday.
This is America now.
office worker gourmand (cope)
July 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
office worker gourmand (cope)
squid game 3 is dumb as hell
July 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
squid game 3 is dumb as hell
i put onion peels in an outdoor bucket and expect it to solve all life’s problems
shitposting, doomposting, pals i’m out here COMPOSTING 🤪🤪
July 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
i put onion peels in an outdoor bucket and expect it to solve all life’s problems
shitposting, doomposting, pals i’m out here COMPOSTING 🤪🤪
July 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
shitposting, doomposting, pals i’m out here COMPOSTING 🤪🤪
My life is becoming more formed and fulfilling, thanks to personal discovery and connections forming
July 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
My life is becoming more formed and fulfilling, thanks to personal discovery and connections forming
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ME: I thought Tom Jones was a dead English singer, but he’s alive and Welsh.
WIFE: You write some awful jokes.
ME: It’s not unusual.
WIFE: You write some awful jokes.
ME: It’s not unusual.
July 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
ME: I thought Tom Jones was a dead English singer, but he’s alive and Welsh.
WIFE: You write some awful jokes.
ME: It’s not unusual.
WIFE: You write some awful jokes.
ME: It’s not unusual.
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taking a “sabbatical, jr.” (trip to the bathroom)
July 3, 2025 at 12:51 PM
taking a “sabbatical, jr.” (trip to the bathroom)
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i'm taking "mini unemployment" by eating a mid-day meal at my job lasting 30-60 minutes
July 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM
i'm taking "mini unemployment" by eating a mid-day meal at my job lasting 30-60 minutes
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the zoomers have rebranded vacation
July 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
the zoomers have rebranded vacation
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Take it from me: I'm a reverse kleptomaniac.
June 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Take it from me: I'm a reverse kleptomaniac.