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tell me i look pretty or else
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you all didn't seem to be fans of this but I'm looking for investors. panties with a fake fabric nut that looks like a real nut hanging out the side is gonna sell big
I Think You Should Leave calico cut pants, but instead of spots on the crotch that look like piss spots it's panties with a fake ball hanging off the side. dude my balls aren't hanging out it's the underwear the fabric just hangs down like that
November 16, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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A Bill of Rights, but for the workplace
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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don't you DARE sell me a product
I'll KILL YOU!!!!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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why they make the fl studio fruit look sexy as fuck
November 16, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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*obama voice*

Uhhh with transexuality, if you like your gender, you can keep it
November 15, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Just gonna repost this as we enter the terminal phase of Neoliberal Global Capitalism
Hedges absolutely killed with this opening.

Short. Sweet. Correct.
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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the Democratic Party should have 2 major goals for the next time it holds power: (1) completely rebuild the destroyed federal government capacity, and (2) crush the GOP, which enabled so much corruption and immiseration. destroy their funding, jail their leaders, make it so a new party has to emerge
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Its da bat
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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THEY'RE CALLED TWINKS, COOP. REALLY PRETTY BOYS. SOMETIMES WITH VERY STRONG MUSCLES. I SEE 'EM ALL THE TIME AT THE BAR. THEY'RE MOSTLY INTERESTED IN OLDER MEN WITH BIGGER BODIES. IT'S A CONTRAST THING
November 15, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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NEW from the makers of Jingle:

Cringle!
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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(explaining why I wasn’t invited to the cool party all of my favorite posters were at together last night) it was probably a designated survivor thing. in case of war
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
egalitarianism and rehabilitation are moral necessities and there's no way around that
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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[flirting] hey wanna see my rare kirk collection?
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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SHES HERE
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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there's a whole ecosystem of youtube with thumbnails like
November 2, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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Oh no, Jigglypuff released another awful album and is being torn apart by Fantano.
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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steam machine de la abuela
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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This is actually sending me
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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For sale: baby gods, never known
November 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it.

He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.

Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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A bizarre moment from this morning’s Nintendo Direct has left fans feeling bewildered.
paletteswap.site/different-co...
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Another crisp fall day under the violent and oppressive pedophile regime
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM