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Lille
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writer | designer @ Eater, prev: The Believer

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STEM is so cool. Science is amazing. Kids should develop curiosity about how the universe works and proficiency in uncovering its secrets, so that they can most effectively optimize clickthrough rates on banner ads at the bottom of VC-funded website-apps.
December 27, 2024 at 3:22 AM
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TLDR:
December 26, 2024 at 9:12 PM
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Boxing Day morning in New Mexico: posole with pork belly in a red chile broth inducting away on the cooktop and a pan of green chile cheddar blue cornbread topped with toasted piñon fresh out of the oven, waiting for guests to arrive.
December 26, 2024 at 5:33 PM
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non-skill
as is poem
December 26, 2024 at 8:16 PM
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20-year-old Ashanti Downey was walking to a Dollar Tree in Sanford, North Carolina, when someone came behind her, poured a flammable liquid on her, and set her on fire

Her family is asking for help with medical expenses www.wral.com/news/local/h...
December 26, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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Today in “memes I wish I’d made but only spotted”
December 26, 2024 at 2:35 PM
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For @vulture.com, I wrote about 2024 as the year of elevated trash: movies that feel like guilty pleasures but with a prestige sheen.
This Was the Year of Elevated Trash
There’s no shame in being a little trashy. Three of the year’s best movies are silly, soapy, or vulgar, but with a prestige sheen.
www.vulture.com
December 26, 2024 at 2:26 PM
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Things Worth Living For
• Losing yourself in a great film, book or album
• Discovering a great band or musical artist
• Experiencing live music
• Intentionally making a friend laugh
• Petting a friendly animal
• Having a drink with a friend
• Eating an amazing sandwich
• Creating a piece of art
December 26, 2024 at 4:17 PM
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instead of posting something embarrassing on Al Gore's internet you can just text a trusted friend who is offline, ensuring the thought is out of your head but your dignity is maintained
December 27, 2024 at 4:47 AM
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The oil shimmers in grandma Irma’s cast iron pan. It’s latke time, motherfuckers.
December 27, 2024 at 12:04 AM
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“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it
December 26, 2024 at 4:10 PM
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It's Christmas. Tomorrow there will be mass discounts on Christmas goods at toy stores, and other retailers like Walmart. Be nice to retail staff and respect picket lines at Starbucks and Amazon. People will also post listings for brand-new, unwanted gifts on Facebook Marketplace.
December 25, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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The Chinese restaurant we ate at, which serves exclusively halal food and has a huge Muslim customer base, was blasting the entirety of Sabrina Carpenter’s Short ‘n Sweet in honor of Christmas, and, honestly, this wild mix of influences is the main thing I love about this stupid country.
December 26, 2024 at 1:41 AM
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A really fascinating delve into the world of 'botched' plastic surgery and what it means to be 'botched' as an identity.
Botched pt. 1
What does it mean to be botched?
dirt.fyi
December 25, 2024 at 9:30 PM
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I am the primary demographic for grunge novelty shirt ads.
December 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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"The demolition crew didn’t give the couple time to save their belongings, so mixed in with the broken pieces of concrete and rebar was most of everything they owned: Clothes, photo albums, birth certificates. 'Forget the furniture,' said Abu Diab, closing his eyes. 'They destroyed our history.'"
December 24, 2024 at 11:15 PM
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Designed to roll up new audience members into a bigger cultural wave, the prequels, spinoffs, and extended universes have instead gotten small.
Honey, We Shrunk the Franchises
Designed to roll up new audience members into a bigger cultural wave, the prequels, spinoffs, and extended universes have instead gotten small.
www.vulture.com
December 24, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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The shoppy shop in Santa Fe is selling raw milk 🫠 www.grubstreet.com/2023/01/why-...
Welcome to the Shoppy Shop
Why does every store suddenly look the same?
www.grubstreet.com
December 24, 2024 at 10:56 PM
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This holiday season is sponsored by butter and repressed trauma.
December 24, 2024 at 9:31 PM
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Trying to imagine the loneliness of working at a bookstore named for your mom after she went back to your abuser—and then becoming her assistant, all while your sister works on her biography that won’t mention your abuse.
www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
Alice Munro’s Passive Voice
The celebrated writer’s partner sexually abused her daughter Andrea. The abuse transformed Munro’s fiction, but she left it to Andrea to confront the true story.
www.newyorker.com
December 24, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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It turns out the birds like waking people up early on Christmas morning too. Epic sunrise today.

Since we're in the future here in New Zealand, I gotta tell you, Christmas morning's looking pretty nice. (1)
December 24, 2024 at 5:41 PM
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Reupping this one in case you’re trying to busy yourself avoiding family
The piece I'm probably the most proud of is this one on food's relationship to queerness, both as something that can mark one as queer and the long history of people using food to queer their bodies www.eater.com/24162871/foo...
The Food That Makes You Gay
Too many people grow up fearing what food might reveal about themselves. Maybe it’s time we embrace self-discovery.
www.eater.com
December 24, 2024 at 2:39 PM
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Jose is harvesting cabbages near Castroville CA. When you buy cabbage at the supermarket remember the hard work that farm workers do to plant and harvest the crop so consumers get to enjoy shredded cabbage in their pozole and other dishes. #WeFeedYou
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December 24, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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You can give your loved one (or yourself) the gift of burn-it-all-down matches in 2025!
December 24, 2024 at 1:32 PM