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Aspen
@likethetree.bsky.social
She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ | Engineer who enjoys playing the tin whistle (poorly), left anarchy, audiobooks, and Oxford commas | This account is rated T for T

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The hypest thing I had ever seen in video format up to that point in my life.
December 19, 2025 at 9:23 AM
As it turns out, I can make a pretty okay latte [by my own standards] 😎
December 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Fun Fact: Sun Spider also has a Lego Mini 😄
December 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Friend came out to me as trans.

I didn't know what that means.

I Googled what it means and went, "... holy shit, there's a word for it." 😂
TRANS WOMEN OF BLUESKY:

What was your egg cracking moment?

When did you know you were trans? What made you realize?

And did you know you were a woman right away, or did you pass through other identities first
December 18, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Found another doggo statue that's clearly been getting pets.

I need to see a study on people petting statues of Canidae ASAP. You know, the things that actually matter.
December 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Me, jokingly, to a 19 year old: "[sighs] Kids these days..."

19 YO: "What the heck do you mean 'kids these days '? You're not that much older than I am!"

Me: "... Out of curiosity, how old do you think I am?"

19 YO: "I don't know. 22 or 23?"

😭💕
December 15, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Do y'all think that people pet the doggo statue? 🤔
December 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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sockscast goty recording is always a joy and the listener lists are a huge part of that!
We're down to just a little under a week to get your listener list submissions ready for the Sockscast Game of the Year spectacular!

Just follow the simple rules in the attached image or at the link below and you're in! It's SUPER EASY and SUPER FUN!

socksmakepeoplesexy.net/index.php?a=...
December 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Thank you for these 15 years!
#15YearsOfRain
November 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Go Butlerians!
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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After MUCH procrastinating, the 2026 calendar is finally here. I enabled the free preview in case you don't have $20 to spare this year. Will finish the Lefty/Foster Dogs one tomorrow. 🎁
Blue Heron Farm 2026
Spend an entire year with the goofballs at Blue Heron Farm. Sure, it's mostly goats, but you should see what they get up to.
www.lulu.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
"Did your parents name you after the tree, or the city?"

😭💕
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I love this weird ad for Lockheed Martin recruitment.

"You didn't become an engineer to build push notifications", but you became an engineer to murder people???

Like... phone apps are more robust than that easily hacked software on their Sentinel drones.
November 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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If It Doesn't Exist, MAKE IT.

Aka. The motivational bnuy.
#originalart
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
A survey sent out by my school.

Are you male, female, transgender, genderqueer, other, or prefer not to respond? 💀
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I think I encountered the perfect analogy for the Senate Democrats today...
November 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
After closer inspection, it says"Take away my gun and I'll buy a bow."

So I guess my philosophy question is solved 🥲
Bluesky philosophers, I need your help.

Recently, I saw graffiti that read "Take away my gurl and I'll buy a boi", and this has left me puzzled for, like, the past 24 hours.

What could our street philosopher possibly mean by this? I must know! 😭
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Gender Dysphoria is when you reveal Anor Londo's lies about the nature of society, have frustrations about getting left behind and enter your experimental phase like Gwyndolin, and then decide that hanging out with all the weirdos in the Painted World was more fun anyways.
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Reason I love this city, number X out of X+1.
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I wasn't expecting this one to pop up on the bus 😅
November 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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RIP Baudrillard you would have loved this shit
New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person
everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Cheney croaked, Zohran won, and sandwich guy is free. All time great week imo.
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM