Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer
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I am not a lawyer. Nor am I a bigfoot. Handsome is subjective. Also I drank all the throwing wine
Okay, it's officially time for a bf reveal, but also I still welcome you all sending me nudes
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Okay, it's officially time for a bf reveal, but also I still welcome you all sending me nudes
RFK Jr's favorite book, probably
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
RFK Jr's favorite book, probably
Trump's entire personality is that of the gay guy who only ever hits on the hottest guy in any room and then calls the guy a stuck up bitch when he politely declines
Of course he likes Mamdani. Mamdani has a ton of charisma and he hasn't yet said he wouldn't be Trump's friend
Of course he likes Mamdani. Mamdani has a ton of charisma and he hasn't yet said he wouldn't be Trump's friend
Q: would you feel comfortable living in NYC under a Mamdani administration ?
TRUMP: I would. I really would.
TRUMP: I would. I really would.
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Trump's entire personality is that of the gay guy who only ever hits on the hottest guy in any room and then calls the guy a stuck up bitch when he politely declines
Of course he likes Mamdani. Mamdani has a ton of charisma and he hasn't yet said he wouldn't be Trump's friend
Of course he likes Mamdani. Mamdani has a ton of charisma and he hasn't yet said he wouldn't be Trump's friend
Couples you're about to have a threesome with love to carry on two completely separate conversations with you while you're sitting in between them on the couch
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Couples you're about to have a threesome with love to carry on two completely separate conversations with you while you're sitting in between them on the couch
Okay maybe AI is right about some stuff
November 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Okay maybe AI is right about some stuff
One time, I told my then-boyfriend's friend that chiropractic is a scam and she freaked out at me because her uncle is a chiropractor and he helps thousands of people, and then like the next day her uncle paralyzed a 14 year old from the neck down
If we were moving in the right direction politically and culturally, chiropractors would be in prison
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
One time, I told my then-boyfriend's friend that chiropractic is a scam and she freaked out at me because her uncle is a chiropractor and he helps thousands of people, and then like the next day her uncle paralyzed a 14 year old from the neck down
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If we were moving in the right direction politically and culturally, chiropractors would be in prison
November 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If we were moving in the right direction politically and culturally, chiropractors would be in prison
If you think about it, the real Sierra Madre was Roberta Williams
November 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
If you think about it, the real Sierra Madre was Roberta Williams
Quietly taking all my likes back after I saw I wasn't on your skircle
November 19, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Quietly taking all my likes back after I saw I wasn't on your skircle
The Non-Euclidean Housewives of R'lyeh
November 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The Non-Euclidean Housewives of R'lyeh
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We need your help! But let me explain why:
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
We need your help! But let me explain why:
Why did my mom take me, a child of like 10, to a doorbuster event so I could fight, Battle-Royale-style, against a horde of rabid adults to secure my own Christmas present?
I once punched a grown woman in the boob because she was trying to snatch the Furby out of my hands, and I think more kids need that experience
November 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Why did my mom take me, a child of like 10, to a doorbuster event so I could fight, Battle-Royale-style, against a horde of rabid adults to secure my own Christmas present?
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they are not in my tax bracket so i could not give a single fuck
Mike Johnson expresses concern that requiring the Epstein files to come out "could ruin the reputations of completely innocent people, such as those who may just have known Epstein but knew nothing of his crimes or whose names he exploited and used to try to get close to his intended victims."
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
they are not in my tax bracket so i could not give a single fuck
It's truly wild to me that the most powerful people in the world write like Precious at the beginning of the novel "Push" by Sapphire
not a soul in this scandal has good prose
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It's truly wild to me that the most powerful people in the world write like Precious at the beginning of the novel "Push" by Sapphire
It really sucks that some of my twitter friends wouldn't make the jump over here with me. Like, there's people I'd talk to basically every day who I just don't interact with anymore. Not because either of us made a conscious decision, but just because we don't see each other every day anymore
November 18, 2025 at 12:37 PM
It really sucks that some of my twitter friends wouldn't make the jump over here with me. Like, there's people I'd talk to basically every day who I just don't interact with anymore. Not because either of us made a conscious decision, but just because we don't see each other every day anymore
I think more politicians should have visible abs and I don't care who knows it
Chaya is on a bender about me. Glad she likes my leather tie.
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I think more politicians should have visible abs and I don't care who knows it
This shirt always makes me feel like I'm pulling a George Michael Bluth muscle suit scam
November 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This shirt always makes me feel like I'm pulling a George Michael Bluth muscle suit scam
If your dick was big enough to excuse your personality, it would require so much blood to get hard that an erection would literally kill you
November 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
If your dick was big enough to excuse your personality, it would require so much blood to get hard that an erection would literally kill you
Yeah, I wore a jockstrap to see Prince Faggot, what of it?
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Yeah, I wore a jockstrap to see Prince Faggot, what of it?
I didn't lose any followers after that post, so I assume most of you have already muted me
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I didn't lose any followers after that post, so I assume most of you have already muted me
Worse yet, imagine what he must sound like when he cums
Imagine any sane woman falling in love with the animated corpse that is RFK Jr
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Worse yet, imagine what he must sound like when he cums
Imagine any sane woman falling in love with the animated corpse that is RFK Jr
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Imagine any sane woman falling in love with the animated corpse that is RFK Jr
Uh oh, what'd I miss?
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Uh oh, what'd I miss?
I bet they are
"Three Men Dressing for the Train" by Bruce Sargeant (1898-1938)
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I bet they are