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lighterfandango.bsky.social
Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer
@lighterfandango.bsky.social
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I am not a lawyer. Nor am I a bigfoot. Handsome is subjective. Also I drank all the throwing wine
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Okay, it's officially time for a bf reveal, but also I still welcome you all sending me nudes
Me and the handsome, sweet, incredible man I somehow tricked into being with me. I look very drunk, he looks perfect as always
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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RFK Jr's favorite book, probably
Natural Harvest, A collection of semen-based recipes By Paul "Fotie" Photenhauer
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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This is the founder of the practice. Would you take medical advice from a man who looks like this he should be wearing those underwear with a flap on the back, panning for gold, and hating varmints?
Daniel David Palmer. He looks like the epitome of a man who we would have politely called "touched" at the time he was alive. His eyes are haunted and sallow and he stares off into the distance like he sees something that he can't remark on because he's almost certain no one else can see it. His beard is an unkempt rats' nest. You can't see his mouth through his wild beard, but it looks like he might be clenching his jaw shut to avoid shouting about whatever it is he can see that the rest of us can't
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Jeez, read a book once in a while guys 🙄
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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This shirt always makes me feel like I'm pulling a George Michael Bluth muscle suit scam
Gay man who saw his tits, gently cradled by a waffle tee and accented by some very flattering lighting, in the bathroom mirror and said, "this must be shared with the world"
November 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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The same picture op posted
November 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Eh?
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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I feel like Laura's face really gives away how she feels about it
Laura Ingraham looking at the Presidential Walk of Fame sign like she's about to be sick
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Okay, what the fuck does any of this mean I just wanna know if the party has a darkroom and what I should wear
+ A most-ages PLURity Ball where you can take the pledge, be a pledge, take it again, tally ‘em up, and even pledge it back out in front of all your pledged-in girlitas. + A sacred opportunity to pass the moral keys to her heart to a culturally appropriate and ever still potent phantom mascaline surrogate dad swinging from the rafters in the mancave upstairs, who can scare her precious spirit straight. + A foot-riding waltz-a-thon across that ever-shifting threshold to wxmynhood, creating memories that, like it or not, last a lifetime in her delicate, forming soul. Testifies one actually-existing dad: “Her whole being absorbs my loving attention. She thinks: My daddy thinks I'm beautiful in my own unique way. My daddy has taken time to be silly and learn the fox-trot. My dad really loves me!" When the culture lures our daughters to a mattress on the floor, or leaves her self-worth stranded in murky tradewaters trying to fill all sorts of primarily spiritual voids, how firm will your example cordially have been? Will she know that getting back at dad’s replacement will not itself change her world?
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Fit check
Gay man holds up his phone to take a picture of his outfit so that he post it to the internet for attention
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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It's supposed to be this, but it always looks like the most caked up twink you've ever seen in your life wearing a shirt, boots, thong and no pants
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Planning out my Halloween costume for next year
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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I always do
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Man, Paprika is such a good movie. I understand why Christopher Nolan would want to steal it
November 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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Saw someone talking about folding towels on here (don't remember who, I'm sorry) and it reminded me of one of the most ridiculous porn intros I think I've ever seen
November 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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No. It. Fucking. Didn't.
November 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Trump looks at his friend (?) having a medical emergency the exact way he looks at everything, with barely disguised contempt
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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"I wish you only the best in private life"
Image of Gwenyth Paltrow saying "I wish you well" to that guy who sued her
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Oh how weird
Grindr profile edit page where I've edited my profile text to say "looking to take someone's load to celebrate our new mayor"
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Breaking, Vigo the Carpathian has emerged from his cursed painting to endorse Cuomo
The Vigo the Carpathian painting, from Ghostbusters 2. He's a nasty, big forehead-ed tyrant from 500 years ago whose spirit came out of a painting and sought to possess a baby so he could continue ruling forever and cover NYC in negative emotions and pink slime
November 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Dammit. I once again forgot that I've wanted to do this for a Halloween costume for 6 years now
November 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Fortunately there's a guy in the same car as me dressed like this (I magic erased his face, and it made him look like one of those Spanish Catholics who dress like the kkk, but he had one, I just didn't want to put him on blast on the internet), so I think I'm okay
Man on the subway with a penis hat with testicles where his chin is. Like I say in the post, I magic erased his face, but the hat originally framed his face, and he was asleep. Who knows where he'll end up, dressed like that?
November 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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I thought the fanny pack would cover it, but...
Me in my Max costume, trying to hide my dick with a fanny pack I'm using to keep my money, etc. It has only made it worse
November 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM