Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer
@lighterfandango.bsky.social
I am not a lawyer. Nor am I a bigfoot. Handsome is subjective. Also I drank all the throwing wine
Nah, you're right and you should say it
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Nah, you're right and you should say it
Rarely is
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Rarely is
He's been treating me amazing, at least until I ask him not to
November 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
He's been treating me amazing, at least until I ask him not to
Man, I'm so drunk in this picture
November 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Man, I'm so drunk in this picture
I mean it's all we wear so yeah
November 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I mean it's all we wear so yeah
Now there'll be two of us to smooch you
November 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Now there'll be two of us to smooch you
You don't know my Photoshop skills
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
You don't know my Photoshop skills
Just check the second stall in every Eagle
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Just check the second stall in every Eagle
One of the recipes is just straight jizz on oyster shells, and I was like "this is not a recipe, this is a serving suggestion at best"
November 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
One of the recipes is just straight jizz on oyster shells, and I was like "this is not a recipe, this is a serving suggestion at best"
Second Blood
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Second Blood
Does your jizz not have pesticides? How do you stop it from getting bugs?
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Does your jizz not have pesticides? How do you stop it from getting bugs?
If you weren't there, there'd be no one to break the tie
November 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If you weren't there, there'd be no one to break the tie
With my lips
November 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
With my lips
You're really cute 😘
November 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
You're really cute 😘
And they didn't convince to include the peen?!??!! They will answer for their crimes
November 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
And they didn't convince to include the peen?!??!! They will answer for their crimes
Not ✍️ blue ✍️
Okay that's good to know
Okay that's good to know
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Not ✍️ blue ✍️
Okay that's good to know
Okay that's good to know
Yeah, I mean I guess it depends on what they mean by "on Earth." I'd imagine that there's more O2 even, if we're counting the air, and almost certainly more SiO2 if we're counting below the surface
November 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Yeah, I mean I guess it depends on what they mean by "on Earth." I'd imagine that there's more O2 even, if we're counting the air, and almost certainly more SiO2 if we're counting below the surface
Oh, I can see why people would like that
November 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Oh, I can see why people would like that
Are they not counting N2?
November 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Are they not counting N2?
I was just hoping to finally get to know what male genitalia looks like
November 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I was just hoping to finally get to know what male genitalia looks like