lieutenant winslow
@lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social
half monkey. half jew.
Pinned
we rioting yet?
you guys all tried to tell me.
literally every single one of you tried to tell me.
i am sorry for not listening.
sinners is so f'n good
literally every single one of you tried to tell me.
i am sorry for not listening.
sinners is so f'n good
December 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
you guys all tried to tell me.
literally every single one of you tried to tell me.
i am sorry for not listening.
sinners is so f'n good
literally every single one of you tried to tell me.
i am sorry for not listening.
sinners is so f'n good
rip tom jenkins bbq.
best collard greens i've ever had
best collard greens i've ever had
December 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
rip tom jenkins bbq.
best collard greens i've ever had
best collard greens i've ever had
plaintiffs' securities litigator here. i personally represented dozens of GPB investors who got f'd out of millions of $ of their retirement savings by david gentile
the ppl he f'd over were not sophisticated investors. they were the lowest hanging fruit. the most gullible. very often trump voters
the ppl he f'd over were not sophisticated investors. they were the lowest hanging fruit. the most gullible. very often trump voters
December 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
plaintiffs' securities litigator here. i personally represented dozens of GPB investors who got f'd out of millions of $ of their retirement savings by david gentile
the ppl he f'd over were not sophisticated investors. they were the lowest hanging fruit. the most gullible. very often trump voters
the ppl he f'd over were not sophisticated investors. they were the lowest hanging fruit. the most gullible. very often trump voters
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we rioting yet?
January 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
we rioting yet?
whatever 12th degree black belt level of divorced dad energy it is to start fixing your jumpshot at the age of 47, i have apparently unlocked that
December 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
whatever 12th degree black belt level of divorced dad energy it is to start fixing your jumpshot at the age of 47, i have apparently unlocked that
every single event that the city of miami hosts makes me feel a sense of joy that people from all over get the chance to experience the city i love so much. and I am happy for them.
except art basel.
i f'n hate art basel.
and everyone associated with it.
except art basel.
i f'n hate art basel.
and everyone associated with it.
December 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
every single event that the city of miami hosts makes me feel a sense of joy that people from all over get the chance to experience the city i love so much. and I am happy for them.
except art basel.
i f'n hate art basel.
and everyone associated with it.
except art basel.
i f'n hate art basel.
and everyone associated with it.
stop lying to your kids when they ask how it's possible for santa to go to every house around the world in one night.
just tell 'em the truth
just tell 'em the truth
December 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
stop lying to your kids when they ask how it's possible for santa to go to every house around the world in one night.
just tell 'em the truth
just tell 'em the truth
look gang. the shitbag wannabe dictator playbook only really has a couple options for when you start to lose the base.
its either pick on the gays or start a military conflict, and the trans stuff has been stale for a while.
sorry venezuela
its either pick on the gays or start a military conflict, and the trans stuff has been stale for a while.
sorry venezuela
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
look gang. the shitbag wannabe dictator playbook only really has a couple options for when you start to lose the base.
its either pick on the gays or start a military conflict, and the trans stuff has been stale for a while.
sorry venezuela
its either pick on the gays or start a military conflict, and the trans stuff has been stale for a while.
sorry venezuela
since the term is being cavalierly thrown around by dipshits today, it seems like as good a time as any to point out that this is very good and worth your time
www.imdb.com/title/tt0317...
www.imdb.com/title/tt0317...
December 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
since the term is being cavalierly thrown around by dipshits today, it seems like as good a time as any to point out that this is very good and worth your time
www.imdb.com/title/tt0317...
www.imdb.com/title/tt0317...
[whispers] extrajudicial killings are illegal whether you do it with one strike or two
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
[whispers] extrajudicial killings are illegal whether you do it with one strike or two
fun fact about miami: when i was a kid, all rental cars in the state of florida had to have a license plate that started w/ the letter y or z.
they had to stop doing that bc of how rampant robbing/carjacking people in cars with a y or z plate was
they had to stop doing that bc of how rampant robbing/carjacking people in cars with a y or z plate was
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 AM
fun fact about miami: when i was a kid, all rental cars in the state of florida had to have a license plate that started w/ the letter y or z.
they had to stop doing that bc of how rampant robbing/carjacking people in cars with a y or z plate was
they had to stop doing that bc of how rampant robbing/carjacking people in cars with a y or z plate was
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a random fact that i remember from bar exam prep is that intoxication can actually be a legitimate defense to a first degree murder charge b/c the defendant was so blackout drunk that they lacked the ability to form the necessary mens rea required to prove premeditation.
anyways.
cc: sec. hegseth
anyways.
cc: sec. hegseth
December 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
a random fact that i remember from bar exam prep is that intoxication can actually be a legitimate defense to a first degree murder charge b/c the defendant was so blackout drunk that they lacked the ability to form the necessary mens rea required to prove premeditation.
anyways.
cc: sec. hegseth
anyways.
cc: sec. hegseth
a random fact that i remember from bar exam prep is that intoxication can actually be a legitimate defense to a first degree murder charge b/c the defendant was so blackout drunk that they lacked the ability to form the necessary mens rea required to prove premeditation.
anyways.
cc: sec. hegseth
anyways.
cc: sec. hegseth
December 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
a random fact that i remember from bar exam prep is that intoxication can actually be a legitimate defense to a first degree murder charge b/c the defendant was so blackout drunk that they lacked the ability to form the necessary mens rea required to prove premeditation.
anyways.
cc: sec. hegseth
anyways.
cc: sec. hegseth
this is all i think of whenever i hear him responding to anything that even vaguely resembles a legitimate journalism question.
i cannot be the only one.
i cannot be the only one.
an elderly woman is sitting on a couch and saying i don 't
ALT: an elderly woman is sitting on a couch and saying i don 't
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
this is all i think of whenever i hear him responding to anything that even vaguely resembles a legitimate journalism question.
i cannot be the only one.
i cannot be the only one.
i named my fists Selection and Committee, because they're about to f**k up a whole lotta people in dade county
I named my fists Pump and Dump because I'm a crypto shill.
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
December 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
i named my fists Selection and Committee, because they're about to f**k up a whole lotta people in dade county
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you know who else held a meeting to announce that He was leaving
a lot of you are spending your sunday staying focused on Lane when what you should be doing is staying in your lane on the path to the Lord's eternal embrace
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
you know who else held a meeting to announce that He was leaving
i hate college football
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
i hate college football
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university of florida head football coach jedd fisch is going to be the single funniest thing that happens in 2025
November 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
university of florida head football coach jedd fisch is going to be the single funniest thing that happens in 2025
can lane coach lsu today just as like a test drive?
November 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
can lane coach lsu today just as like a test drive?
nobody, and I mean NOOOOOOOOOOBODY, false starts coming out of a timeout like the []__[]
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
nobody, and I mean NOOOOOOOOOOBODY, false starts coming out of a timeout like the []__[]
malachi toney's run blocking should be rated nc-17
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
malachi toney's run blocking should be rated nc-17
the term "generational trauma" absolutely sounds like some made up bullshit, until thanksgiving when you catch your mom doing the exact same shit she used to complain about your grandmother doing, and that you even sometimes catch your self doing
November 29, 2025 at 11:51 AM
the term "generational trauma" absolutely sounds like some made up bullshit, until thanksgiving when you catch your mom doing the exact same shit she used to complain about your grandmother doing, and that you even sometimes catch your self doing
it's not that you only got 3 on this drive, it's that you chewed up damn near 6 minutes of clock and only got 3
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
it's not that you only got 3 on this drive, it's that you chewed up damn near 6 minutes of clock and only got 3
serious question. do tinder girls get a "happy thanksgiving" text or no?
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
serious question. do tinder girls get a "happy thanksgiving" text or no?