lieutenant winslow
@lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social
half monkey. half jew.
stop lying to your kids when they ask how it's possible for santa to go to every house around the world in one night.
just tell 'em the truth
just tell 'em the truth
December 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
stop lying to your kids when they ask how it's possible for santa to go to every house around the world in one night.
just tell 'em the truth
just tell 'em the truth
megyn kelly rules
November 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
megyn kelly rules
this prob goes without saying, but teddy roosevelt def high on this list
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
this prob goes without saying, but teddy roosevelt def high on this list
idk what kind of b******* playlist this is
October 31, 2025 at 11:57 AM
idk what kind of b******* playlist this is
[comic book guy voice] worst. halloween. costume. ever.
October 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
[comic book guy voice] worst. halloween. costume. ever.
a little **too** on the nose really
October 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
a little **too** on the nose really
I think we know how that pitt game is going to go
October 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I think we know how that pitt game is going to go
i love []__[], miami
October 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
i love []__[], miami
since we're getting out there again tomorrow, shout out to this dude with what is still my fav protest sign ever
October 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
since we're getting out there again tomorrow, shout out to this dude with what is still my fav protest sign ever
NFL always trying to make me feel inadequate
September 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
NFL always trying to make me feel inadequate
dabo post game and all next week
September 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
dabo post game and all next week
don't ever talk to me about on campus stadiums, or attendance.
ever.
ever.
September 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
don't ever talk to me about on campus stadiums, or attendance.
ever.
ever.
I remember earlier this summer several people asking me why I had full face covering at a sweltering mid day summer protest.
the implication being that maybe I was overreacting or being a bit paranoid.
I was not overreacting.
I was not being paranoid.
Y'all just weren't paying enough attention
the implication being that maybe I was overreacting or being a bit paranoid.
I was not overreacting.
I was not being paranoid.
Y'all just weren't paying enough attention
September 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I remember earlier this summer several people asking me why I had full face covering at a sweltering mid day summer protest.
the implication being that maybe I was overreacting or being a bit paranoid.
I was not overreacting.
I was not being paranoid.
Y'all just weren't paying enough attention
the implication being that maybe I was overreacting or being a bit paranoid.
I was not overreacting.
I was not being paranoid.
Y'all just weren't paying enough attention
thanks, jerk
September 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
thanks, jerk
smu/baylor
September 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
smu/baylor
OMG baylor
September 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
OMG baylor
be careful with nitrous, kids.
August 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
be careful with nitrous, kids.
ghislaine at the big epstein congressional hearing
July 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
ghislaine at the big epstein congressional hearing
i'm not trying to tell his family what to do but there's only one shirt he should be buried in and wearing for the rest of eternity
July 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
i'm not trying to tell his family what to do but there's only one shirt he should be buried in and wearing for the rest of eternity
